It appeared to be a pretty normal morning in the swamp. Shrek awoke unglamorously as always, and slowly made his way over to the kitchen to pour himself a steaming cup of swamp mud. Shrek had stayed up late the night before so it took him several minutes, and a nice cup of mud to really wake up. After he was fully awake he left his humble abode to go take a mud shower. As he was walking over to his usual spot, he noticed something odd; there was a seemingly endless rustling in the bushes. Shrek initially thought nothing of it, but it was rather odd so Shrek went over to investigate.

Behind the bushes was Jesus. Jesus was wearing a V-neck and really short shorts. He also reeked of liquor. Shrek soon found out why; Jesus had turned some of the swamp water into wine. When Shrek looked up from the small pond that Jesus had turned into wine, he noticed that Jesus was walking towards him.

"What the hell do ye' want, Jesus?" Shrek implored curiously.

"My son, I would like to get in your pants." Jesus said airily, with a smile.

Shrek laughed at Jesus' remark, acting as if it was a joke. But inside of Shrek's pants, his Ogre meat was rock hard!

"My son, this is no joke. I want to feel your green dong inside of my every crevice" Jesus said sexily.

Jesus then bent down on his knees, and began to slowly take off Shrek's belt while staring into Shrek's eyes longingly. Finally, Shrek's 15 inch pork-sword came raveling out of his now undone pants, hitting Jesus in the face. Jesus licked his lips longingly, and began to pull back Shrek's foreskin.

"It's as if your foreskin never ends, my son."

"It's got many layers, just like an onion."

Jesus took a long passionate sniff of Shrek's manhood.

"And it smells like one too! I can't wait to dig in" Jesus smirked.

With everything ready, Jesus began to slowly lick Shrek's wart covered nutsack. Jesus got so turned on that he began to feel his own nipples, occasionally emitting an audible groan of obvious pleasure. Finally Jesus stood up, excitedly.

"I can't take it anymore! I need you inside of me!"

Jesus pulled back his robe, revealing a plump, nice ass, and spread open his cheeks to prepare for Shrek's impact. He slid it in slow at first and then began to go up and down faster and faster. Shrek was about to spew and screamed.

"THE GROOSE IS LOOSE!"

Shrek finally came, filling Jesus' tight, Christ-like butthole with his filthy green sperm.

"Can you spare me anymore Semen, Shrek m'boy?" Jesus asked, begging with his puppy dog eyes.

"I could try, but I think my libido is "Ogre""

They then both heartily laughed and began passionately kissing while tapdancing at the same time, as "All Star" by Smash mouth played endlessly in the background.