A/N: Just a quick idea i had. i felt the need to write it down so i do apoligise if its terrible and if you dont think it is terrible i hope you enjoy!

disclaimer: yeah cos i totally own merlin. Because since i own merlin i'd kill lancelot have gwen cheat and leave morgana alive (notice the sarcasm)

Bunnies no longer hid in the red velvet rows of benches. There throne room was finally bunny free, it had been three weeks long since to what the king referred to as the bunny incident and the culprit sorcerer had still not been caught, Uther had no tolerance left if he let one sorcerer get away the news would make him appear weak and so more sorcerers would strike at Camelot and make a mockery of everything he had worked over 20 years for. The great purge was worthless if one pesky sorcerer still breathed the same air as him. He needed them caught and he needed them caught now it was time to find a replacement witchfinder. The last one turned out a fake and nearly made Uther execute one of his closest oldest friends. There must be another person who can identify those with magic somewhere. His lips pursed as he thought until his head hurt, then like a candle lighting he remembered! At the feast of jousting only last week he had heard rumours of a women who was said to sniff out magic users like the scum of the earth they were and exterminate the source of it; he would find her and she would help if she treasured her head.

3 weeks ago

''MERlin!'' Arthur's voice boomed through the castle vibrating against the stone walls. ''where is that idiot of a servant?'' Arthur muttered as he wandered the corridors of the castle eyes like thunder knocking over every person to cross his path of rage. ''MERlin!'' he screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he walked into the armour room and found Merlin asleep a heavy heap of metal half-polished armour lying on top of him.

Merlin had fell asleep after having to fight off thirteen evil sorcerers set to kill Arthur, destroy Uther and take over Camelot late last night he didn't know how he mustered up the power to defeat them after already destroying Morgana's plans to claim the throne of Camelot as her own earlier that day, there was no time to contact Kilgharah he just had to act. Merlin had been kind gave them a chance flee and never return or stay and suffer the wrath of Emrys they laughed in his face and so chose the hard way and so with one flash of the eyes and not even an utter of an incantation there were thirteen new stains on Arthurs chamber floor. It had taken energy out of him though and when Arthur ordered him to go polish his armour he doesn't know what happened. I guess he fell asleep after having his energy drained.

''MERlin you lazy good-for-absolutely-nothing idiot!'' Arthur yelled right into the young raven haired boy's ear. He suddenly woke with a jolt sending armour crashing to the pebbled floor.

''It wasn't me! Oh WH-what have I done this time?'' Merlin replied rather dazed and still worn out from his battle against dark forces. Arthur glared at him.

''Oh I don't know.'' Arthur said sarcastically stoking his chin. ''Let me think….Have you seen the time? You bloody idiot! I told you to get me up early! My father had a meeting with me! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!'' He yelled whacking Merlin over the head.

''Oh yeah oops… you made me clean your amour at 12 o'clock for no reason what's-so-ever what did you expect?'' Merlin defended himself covering his head with his arms from Arthurs attacking.

''It's your job to wake me! You will regret this have fun cleaning my chambers, washing ALL of my clothes, RE-polishing my armour, sharpening my sword, mucking ALL of the royal stables out, finding my first crown that's been missing for 7 years oh and enjoy 4 hours in the stocks! I will be passing out free potatoes to EVERYONE to belt you with. HAVE A GOOD MORNING MERlin!' 'Arthur said counting the chores with his fingers and skipping of to face the wrath of Uther. Merlin made a mental note: Never be the reason the prat has to face Daddy Prat himself. He couldn't believe how he was getting treated he had saved the WHOLE of Camelot more times than he had done illegal magic and Arthur hadn't noticed. He didn't want the credit or the attention for it, he just wanted people to see him for who he was.

Arthur had really ticked him off. New mental note that should be in Arthurs head: never mess with a warlock. Merlin would teach him a lesson, a lesson he wouldn't soon forget. Then Merlin remembered how embarrassed Arthur was when he got stuck with donkey ears and voice so from there the seed of the thought grew into an idea and descended into a full plan., a plan that involved bunny ears and a lust for nothing but carrots. Merlin would teach him. Nothing would go wrong right?

Before Arthur could send for potatoes, Merlin whispered the enchantment under his breath and his eyes flashed gold, he was disappointed to see nothing had happened. Then suddenly a bunny floated down from the sky. Merlin scratched his head. 'Oh well no harm done' Merlin thought that was when hundreds of bunnies began to fall from the sky. Merlin looked up wide eyed as children squealed with delight as they ran and caught some of the bunnies and took them to their terrified mothers to ask if they could keep the magic bunnies from the sky.

''Oh no this is bad very bad!'' Merlin said out loud staring up into the sky at the many coloured rabbits floating down like feathers.

''It's raining rabbits!''Arthur stated arms flailing in the air as he ran inside the castle to go hide under his bed from his worst fear besides Merlin being king.

''SORCERY!'' Uther screamed as he ran out onto the castle balcony.

Present day

He definitely would find her, this witchfinder here and his little magic problem would be gone like a case of rats in the kitchens it was. Ah that reminds me I need a rat exterminator….. Uther pondered on that thought. And to his luck the very same woman entered his court room not 3 hours later as well as a rat exterminator.

''Ahh Uther Pendragon word got around you have a small magic problem and were of need of my services.'' The old woman said gazing around the castle, and causing people that crossed her vision path to tremble and look away from her piercing green eyes. Her hair was white as a mental patients wall and her skin just as pasty, her face covered with lines and pink scars, under her eyes were thick deep dark bags; she was wearing a simple green tunic and a green matching robe and she walked with confidence of a queen instead of one of a frail old woman.

''Extraordinary I didn't even send call for you yet, thank you for joining us in our battle to bring forth the sorcerer responsible for turning my kingdom into a giant rabbit petting zoo!'' mused Uther but snapping out every word after he'd said 'sorcerer'and sitting proudly on his throne. The old woman simply stood there eyes boring into space.

''I see. Well do you wish for me to begin at once?'' The witchfinder replied rather coldly. At that moment Merlin Burst through the throne room doors chanting ''Sorry I'm late, sorry I'm late, sorry I'm late. Stupid royal prat's horses. '' When a few people turned around and stared, other's just simply rolled their eyes at the daily occurrence as Arthurs manservant shuffled next to Gaius and shrugged when Gaius gave him that look.

''Yes I shall see too it you are accommodated royally until the sorcerer is found.'' The old woman to Uther's dismay began to cackle and nearly choked.

''Silly Uther it does not take me long to sniff out magic in fact I'd say I've already found the one responsible. They are in this very room. Right now.'' The witchfinder drawled out as her eyes narrowed.

'Tell me then! Now! Who is the sorcerer? I demand to know.'' Uther chirped up and asked impatiently like a child. The old woman yet again cackled.

''Emrys.'' The woman said. Merlin froze straight away. The witchfinder was most pleased with her instincts that could feel the power pulsing through the room, Uther's eyes only looked confused as he scratched his head.

''Emrys I do not know an Emrys that name rings no bells. Who is Emrys?'' Replied Uther.

''Emrys is the greatest magical being to EVER live. He has many names given by different cultures. He is greater than Cornelius Sigan and anyone; this person will live in legends and has been prophesied by all cultures for many years. He and he alone is said to bring Camelot into victory and unite all of Albion so the once and future king can claim and rule over it hence bringing our world into the golden age. He is so powerful that one describes him as a god that all that has ever heard of him will bow down to. He is greater than life itself and has more power than every sorcerer in the world combined. Some say he doesn't even need spells and that when his eyes glow they glow greater that the Sun.'' the witchfinder explain smiling the whole way through her speech.

Merlin blushed as he heard of his legends. Uther, Arthur and the rest of the court in the throne room went silent, gobsmacked at what they had just heard and some feared to be in the same room as this Emrys. Wide eyes scanned the room looking for the one described.

''Where is he? Point to him.'' Uther demanded his voice trembling as he clutched the sides of his golden throne. He couldn't believe a sorcerer had been living right under his nose and that filth was breathing the same air as him.

The witch finder walked towards Merlin arm outstretched finger pointing threateningly like a battle stance as she guided her long, wrinkled, pale finger around the great throne until finally she pointed to him.

The whole throne room went silent and Gaius quickly stood in front of Merlin shielding him from any harm it stayed silent for about a whole minute.

Then something unexpected happened the whole entire court room erupted into hysterical laughter.

God is it really that hard to believe that I'm all powerful? Merlin thought rolling his eyes slightly hurt that people seriously think he's that stupid.

''Seriously? That boy? A sorcerer? '' Uther managed to say in between his own laughter.

''Warlock not sorcerer sire he was born with magic!'' the woman corrected. They went silent again and then began to roll on the floor laughing. ''It's true do you not know of the prophecies? He is to guide the future king! Which is Arthur? Merlin is always around as he is a serving boy, it makes sense!'' Reasoned the old woman not believing how unbelievingly oblivious these people where.

''Now this witchfinder's just talking rubbish take her away! Her services are not needed.'' The guards escorted her out of the castle as Gaius and Merlin awkwardly stood in the throne room until everyone laughed themselves to sleep.

''How does dinner sound about now my boy?'' Gaius asked merlin.

''Fine. Just fine.'' Merlin replied and they left to make supper leaving behind very silently snoring throne room dreaming of crazy things like that clumsy servant actually being a sorcerer and accidently turning himself into a puppy.

The End.

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