A/N: Yes, I'm an Internet meme fan. If someone insults me because of this, I'm just saying that I warned you. Be careful, because this is kinda random. Also, it's pretty short.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything you find familiar.
Staring Contest
"Happy birthday!" everyone shouted as Dedede walked into the room. There was a table with all kinds of presents on it. Dedede reached out to open one, when suddenly, a UFO appeared! It beamed down another present as everyone watched. This present was bigger than the rest.
"Go on, open it..." the aliens beckoned. Dedede slowly opened the box. After he opened it, what he saw frightened him enough for him to force himself to run back to Escargon.
The huge present contained none other than the infamous Weegee, who has a stare so powerful that anyone who looks into his eyes will turn into a duplicate of him.
"Whatever you do, don't look into his eyes!" Escargon warned everyone. But it was too late for Kirby, who became locked in Weegee's stare. A swirl of light surrounded the pink puffball, and when it cleared, another Weegee was standing where Kirby once stood. The two odd Luigi sprites from Mario is Missing stared at each other.
"Oh, no! Weegee stares are colliding!" Bun shouted, well aware of the mayhem that occurs when Weegees stare at each other.
Escargon knew there was only one way to save his king.
"Sire, wake up!" he shouted.
"Weegee stares colliding!" Dedede shouted, waking up from his nightmare. He saw Escargon standing in the doorway.
"Escargon?"
"Yes, sire?"
"Never accept milkshakes from Ztar unless you want to have nightmares."
A/N: I know it's stupid. Don't rub it in. BTW, expect a multi-chaptered story from me pretty soon.
