I raised the pot and threw it against the wall. It crashed against the stone surface, leaving pieces of glass on the ground. I frowned and picked up another pot. This time a green rupee clattered to the ground with the glass.

I quickly picked it up and kicked another pot. It broke with a loud crash, like the others. It was a loud noise, but I was used to it. I needed money to buy more bombs and I was short 30 rupees. It wasn't a lot of money so I wasn't going to leave castle town to get the money I had left at home.

I heard footsteps coming down the cellars ladder and I turned around.

"Who's down here?"A tall, burly man rounded the corner and looked at me.

"What are you doing down here?"He asked.

I dropped the vase I was holding and his eyes glanced over the floor. I went to pick up the red rupee that had come from the vase, but felt a hand grab my wrist.

I looked up at the man. He looked angry, for some reason. I tugged on my wrist."Let go."

This only seemed to make him madder. He pulled me to my feet, and lead me to a chair in the corner of the room. He sat down and pulled me over his lap.

"What are doing?"I asked.

I really didn't see why anyone would need someone to lay on their lap. He released my wrist and used his newly freed hand to get a firm grip on my hips. His other hand lifted up my tunic and pulled down my tights.

My face went red."H-hey!"

Smack Smack Smack

I jerked on his lap in surprise."Ow."I said, looking over my shoulder.

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I struggled on his lap, but my struggles were useless.

The grip on my hip was like steel. I tried to push his hands away, but the arm on my hip prevented me from doing so.

Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack!

I huffed in frustration as my backside heated up. He was heavy handed and I knew that for a fact.

"Just let go!"I shouted.

"Not in till you've learned your lesson."

I grunted."What lesson?"I demanded.

He ignored me and I increased my struggles. He was really making me mad. He was spanking me for a lesson that I'm sure I don't need. I'm the Hero of Hyrule. I was selected by the gods to protect these lands.

As I laid over his lap I got an idea. I smirked and used my hands to slide back on his lap. Before he could reposition me, I opened my mouth and bit his leg.

He stiffened and I bit down harder."Stop biting me."He ordered.

I rolled my eyes. Finally I had a upper hand. I opened my mouth and looked over my shoulder."Not in till you've learned a lesson."I quoted.

The look on his face was priceless. He was obviously shocked, but then his expression changed. He grit his teeth and started spanking me again.

I lurched forward. I hadn't expected him to start spanking me again while I was still biting him. I pressed down harder with my teeth, but he just started swatting me harder.

After a few minutes of this back and forth I released his leg."Owwwww! Okay I'm sorry!"I said ,tears starting to slide down my cheeks.

"Really, or are you just sorry for yourself?"He asked, between swats.

I gripped his leg, and let him continue while I thought of a comeback."I'm really sorry for braking your pots, I just needed some money and..."

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"Why didn't you just ask around?"He asked.

I gave him a look that said 'Are you crazy?' And he gave a hard swat to my calf. I kicked my legs. "People can be much more generous then you think." He lectured.

I listened to him lecture, trying to come up with a response, but my mind was empty. I knew it was stupid too brake the pots, and it's true I could've asked people for money, but I wasn't raised like that. I was born in a do it yourself village raised by, do it yourself people, and well frankly I felt more comfortable living my life that way.

I sobbed into his leg, letting him rub my back, my pants around my knees. "You're going to help me make more pots for my shop. Do I make myself clear?" The shopkeeper asked.

I nodded and he stood me up. I bent down and pulled up my pants sniffling. The man stood up from his chair, and ruffled my hair. "Come on, my wife's making dinner, and everyone likes apple pie."

I looked up at him and my stomach growled. Hey I wasn't going to turn down free food.