Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Fall of the Kliq
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Joanie and Hunter have a baby boy. DX reunite, take down the Kliq and create new enemies along the way.
Chapter One – The Deadman Hangeth Part I: Christmas in New York
NYPD, New York City, New York, 12pm ET
The media were buzzing around Manhattan like flies; the footage of Shawn Michaels super-kicking the Pope couldn't be hotter and everyone wanted a clip of it for their news stations. The best part was that Shawn didn't have to watch any of the chaos unfold, he was inside the New York city police station near the church were Vince McMahon's funeral had taken place answering questions from the cops.
"Wow Shawn Michaels, you're my hero man. How many people can say that they get to super-kick the Pope?" one of the cops said to HBK who smiled.
"Not many, I didn't appreciate what he said about my wife. I've put that woman through Hell all by myself I didn't need the Pontiff running his mouth off about her to rub salt in the wounds that I opened," Shawn said and he peered outside through the crack in the door. "Is my wife outside?" he asked the cop. Amy had been gone for awhile, she said she was going to get Shawn a soda but that was fifteen minutes ago.
"She's outside talking with the Pope, she's trying to get the charges dropped," the cop explained sipping his coffee and Shawn jumped up like a shot and headed to the door knocking the policeman's coffee out of his hand until he did so.
"Hey get back here!" the cop said running after Shawn as his wife stood face-to-face with the man Shawn had disrespected in front of millions of people by putting his heel to the Pope's jaw.
"I don't need you to bail me out Amy, I'm not sorry for what I did," Shawn said to Amy before turning to the Pope. "What you did was so wrong I can't even believe you're still standing. If anyone should be locked up its you not me," The Pope laughed much to the cops surprise and Shawn's irritation. "You see he's not even sorry," Shawn said to Amy who nodded.
"He's acting like he's got some Divine right to say whatever he wants, I thought Trish was the only one who had that Gift," Amy replied folding her arms over her chest unamused.
"Let's go HBK we haven't finished questioning you," the cop said pulling Shawn's arms behind his back.
"Not now Blue Steel, why don't you go and get yourself another cup of coffee?" Shawn replied and the Pope laughed again. "You think this is funny your holiness?" Shawn asked the Pope offended.
"Yes I do," the Pope replied.
"Do you know how much trouble you're in Shawn Michaels? I don't think mouthing off to the Pope is going to make things better for you, now let's go!" the cop said pulling Shawn back to the interrogation room.
"Wait," the Pope said putting his hand up showing off that impressive ring. "I would like to drop the charges against Mr. Shawn Michaels,"
Amy smiled and the cop released Shawn's arms, "You're free to go," he said to Shawn with a smile. "I didn't want to interrogate you anyway; you're my favorite wrestler,"
"Thanks man," Shawn said and he shook the policeman's hand before Amy jumped into his arms and laid a Big Red kiss on his lips while the Pope looked on jealously.
"Oh there is one condition Mr. Michaels," the Pope added pointing his finger in the air.
"What condition is that?" Shawn asked the Pope.
"That you and your wife sit and talk with me about your marriage. I think you could both do with some Divine counseling," the Pope said and now it was Shawn's turn to laugh much to the Pope's irritation, "What's so funny?" the Pontiff asked Shawn annoyed.
"Like I'm gonna take marital advice from someone who's never ever had a date, let alone been married! What could you possibly tell me Pope? I already know the Bible and I'm a Born Again Christian with a wife and three children. Not only that I'm a wrestling icon and mogul and part of the greatest faction the world has ever known, Degeneration X. If I need advice on jewelry then maybe I'll give you a call, I don't need marital advice from a 96 year-old virgin in a big white hat," Shawn replied and the Pope gasped while Amy chuckled along with the cops in the precinct.
"Well then I'm charging you with aggravated assault on the Head of the Roman Catholic Church and you'll never ever see your wife, children or best friend ever again," the Pope said and Shawn sighed.
"Man you're really twisting my arm aren't cha?" he replied and the Pope nodded with a smirk.
"I'm not about to let you run off into the city with the most beautiful woman these 96 year-old eyes have ever seen without… how do you say, sticking it to you?" the Pope said with a laugh. "If I were you I'd accept my offer, I promise you won't regret it,"
"Shawn please consider the Pope's offer; Hunter and Joanie are in trouble and we're wasting time," Amy said.
"The ARK Angels are on it, Hunter and Joanie will be fine," Shawn replied nonchalantly.
"Well what about Remi and RJ? They've been getting real close lately, shouldn't we be keeping our eyes on them?" Amy said.
"My little girl's too smart to do anything stupid, she'll be fine too," Shawn replied and Amy rolled her eyes.
"Cheyenne and Garrett Calloway are getting close, what if they run off to Houston with the Undertaker and Kane and end up getting married behind our backs?" Amy said and Shawn's eyes opened wide at that possibility.
"Okay Pope I'll hear you out but make it quick, I got a Deadman after my daughter and if something happens to Cheyenne while I'm in here talking to you, we're gonna have another problem understand?" Shawn said to the Pope.
"Vince McMahon was right, you are a pain in the ass," the Pope said to Shawn and HBK looked at the Pontiff stunned. "Just shut up and listen, I think you're both going to like what I have to say. You aren't the only one who has a close relationship with God; we're pretty tight ourselves,"
As the Pope led Shawn and Amy back into the interrogation room, the chief of the NYPD let the media into the station and they filmed the Michaels' conversation with the Pope live and broadcast it all over the world as a Christmas Day special.
"Man I love this city, you never know what's going to happen," the policeman said before getting himself another cup of coffee while everyone in the station gathered around to watch the Pope speak with Shawn and Amy in what turned out to be a very inspiring counseling session for the Anointed Couple and their millions of fans worldwide.
Meanwhile Kevin Nash was on his way to Staten Island with his family and Joanie Helmsley in the Kliq van and Hunter, Trish and Melina were hot on his trail while the ARK Angels of DX were chasing down the Damsels of Destruction on Long Island. Alannah Pirelli and her goons were still parked outside the NYPD police station waiting for Shawn Michaels to emerge. There were police and media everywhere still covering Vince McMahon's funeral but the DX family knew Vince was well and in good company in Heaven and they had business on Earth to take care of.
Trish had borrowed her husband's hummer because it was the only car with GPS, that is God's Prophetic Signal and it always told Randy exactly where God wanted him to go. Right now it was telling Trish exactly where Kevin Nash was going and she swerved Randy's hummer around the Kliq van and overtook Kevin Nash. Kevin halted suddenly and Tamara and Tristen braced themselves around Joanie so that she and the baby were both protected. Kevin Nash hit them both around the head repeatedly as they shielded Joanie and her unborn child. Hunter heard Joanie cry out and he bolted out of Randy's hummer and tore open the doors at the rear of the Kliq van, ripping the doors off their hinges. He saw Tristen and Tamara trembling over his wife who looked at him with relief.
"Thank God you're here, I'm fine thanks to Tris and Tammy," Joanie reassured her husband.
"Well what are you waiting for go get him Hunter he's running away!" Tamara yelled and Hunter saw Kevin Nash running down the side of the freeway by himself. "Aren't you going to go after him?" Tamara said.
"No, I've got a better idea," Hunter replied and he reached into the van to help Joanie out of it.
"Oh!" Joanie cried out holding her stomach and Tristen and Tamara stepped back as her water broke.
"The baby's coming!" Melina cried excitedly.
"Get her in the hummer and let's go back to Manhattan," Trish said to Hunter who was shaking. "Hunter the baby's coming we have to get Joanie to the hospital,"
"I know I'm just a little nervous, I haven't done this in awhile," Hunter said and Melina squeezed his shoulder.
"Let's get Joanie out of here, you're gonna be parents again soon!" she said softly and Hunter burst into tears.
"I'm gonna be a daddy, again!" he cried out joyfully and he embraced Melina almost squeezing the life out of her.
Melina eventually got free and Hunter got into the Hummer with TM and they drove back to Manhattan leaving Tristen and Tamara on Staten Island. They forgot about them but not intentionally and after they left Tristen and Tamara went after Kevin Nash on their own.
On Long Island the ARK Angels of DX caught up with the Damsels of Destruction and LC put her foot on Tanya Madison's neck and while Cheyenne sat on Melissa Turnbull and Jamie Albright3; she didn't look as powerful as Awesome Kong but she was the Girl with Phenomenal Strength.
"Ow get off me!" Jamie complained wiggling her legs from under her.
"You're breaking me in half!" Melissa complained trying to pull herself from under GPS but Cheyenne just sat their confidently while her brother Cameron began the interrogation.
"The sooner you answer these questions the sooner you can go back to Manhattan," Cameron said.
"Make it quick your girlfriend's choking me!" Tanya complained.
"Hey just be grateful she's not wearing her platform heel boots," Cameron replied noticing that LC was wearing her white converse pumps today with the star laces.
"What are you waiting for Cameron make with the questions?!" Melissa cried from under Cheyenne's butt.
"Yeah quit staring at LC's ugly shoes!" Jamie added and LC pushed her foot even harder against Tanya's neck.
"I can't breathe, Jamie, Melissa shut up you're not helping!" Tanya cried out.
"Why did you tell the Pope to insult Amy?" Cameron asked Tanya.
"Because we thought it would be great publicity and we were right; we just found out that pre-sales for the new edition of the ARK Angels of DX biography are very high and we haven't even written it yet and it's all because of what the Pope said about your parents. Why you guys can only see the worst in everything we do is beyond me. We are working our butts off for you three Jesus freaks and this is the thanks that we get," Tanya complained.
"Why didn't you tell us the Pope was going to insult Amy like that?" Cameron said.
"Because if we told you it wouldn't have been a surprise, plus you three God loving gophers would have put a stop to it, since none of you have a sense of humor unlike the rest of the world. It was great!" Tanya said.
"There's nothing great about the Pope calling Amy a "Hardcore Slut" on worldwide television, it was offensive and disrespectful," Cameron said.
"Shawn and Amy have built their lives on being offensive and disrespectful so we were right on the money," Tanya replied and LC pushed her foot into the side of her neck so she was kissing the sidewalk. "Ew dirt!" Tanya complained.
"You'll be brushing your teeth with it if you don't stop mouthing off to Cameron about Shawn and Amy," LC said.
"What you did was trick us, you pulled the wool over our eyes again Madison, you and your two conniving cohorts and we're sick of your lies and deceit," Cameron said. "I thought we made a truce, is this what you call friendship?"
"I must remind you once again Cameron this isn't about you and us it's about business. Now I know you're not the mogul your father is but at least try to understand what we were trying to do by catching you and your parents off guard. Listen it's getting really hard to talk with your fiancé's foot on my neck so if you want me to apologize you're going to have to get her off me," Tanya said and Cameron nodded to LC.
"Okay LC you can back down now, get up Tanya," Cameron said and he turned to his sister. "Cheyenne you stay put,"
"Oh man!" Jamie and Melissa complained in unison as Cheyenne remained on top of them checking her messages on her smart phone. She had a new one from Garrett Calloway and wondered if she should tell the Damsels that the young man they were interested in was interested in her. "Nah that would be too cruel," Cheyenne decided with a wry smile.
Tanya dusted herself off and LC eyed her suspiciously, her crossbow was still concealed though which was good news for the DoD. "How dare you pull the wool over our eyes, if we're gonna be friends Tanya you're going to have to level with us. Who's side are you really on, ours or the Kliq?" LC asked her.
"I'm on my side, it's impossible to be on your side LC you're nuts! Who walks around with a crossbow, what is this Medieval England?!" Tanya complained holding her now sore neck.
"I'm an ARK Angel Tanya, I use weapons its part of my calling. The world is in the devil's hands and it's up to me and my fellow ARK Angels to keep people like you and your two bosom buddies down there from going to Hell with him and his angels okay but instead you can stay up here with us and Jesus Christ okay? A little gratitude is all we need from you, what we don't need is you making plans with the Pontiff at the expense of the DX family on worldwide television," LC said and Cameron and Cheyenne nodded. "As our Uncle Carlito used to say, that's not cool!"
"Neither is this pain searing through my neck thanks to your foot being pressed against it for so long. Your dad sure has a lot in common with LC doesn't he Cameron, they both put their feet where they don't belong. Feet are for walking, so why don't you use yours and get the Hell off this island before I really get mad?" Tanya said to LC and Cameron shook his head.
"Don't mouth off to my sweetheart, just say you're sorry and let's move on. As you know my Aunt Joanie is about to have a baby and I don't wanna miss Hayworth Horace's arrival," Cameron said.
"Hayworth Horace Helmsley? Who came up with that name?" Melissa asked.
"God did," Cheyenne replied.
"Great choice God, it's a shame He did such a lousy job naming you three angelic apes, ow!" Jamie said and Cheyenne put more weight on Jamie and Melissa much to the Damsels' despair.
"Okay we're sorry please get off of us!" Jamie cried out.
"Shall I get off them Cameron?" Cheyenne asked her brother.
"Only if Tanya promises to keep us informed of any plans the Damsels of Destruction have regarding the DX family from now on," Cameron said.
"Okay I promise, now let my darling Damsels up we've got a date with the Calloways soon and we must get ready, how often do you get to spend a weekend with the Big Red Machine and the Undertaker?" Tanya said and Cheyenne got up off of Jamie Albright and Melissa Turnbull who got to their feet tentatively and came over to Tanya.
"I don't want Glen and Mark to meet me looking like this, let's go home and change," Melissa said to Tanya and Jamie.
"Agreed, let's get off this God forsaken island and head back to Manhattan," Tanya said and the Damsels of Destruction huddled together.
"The baby's coming let's go!" LC said after checking her phone and seeing a text message from Aurora Rose. "Ro-Ro and the Hardys are on their way to the hospital now, they said dad, Aunt Melina and Trish just showed up and Joanie's in the middle of giving birth right now!"
"I can't believe it, we've got an exclusive of the latest member of the DX family about to come into the Earth," Jamie said while straightening out her top.
"You guys okay?" Tanya asked Jamie and Melissa as the ARK Angels of DX called a cab.
"Do I have a giant ass print on the back of my shirt?" Melissa asked Tanya. "Cheyenne was sitting on me for a long time,"
"We'll change after the baby's born, come on let's go its baby time!" Tanya said as the cab arrived leaving with the ARK Angels of DX in it. The Damsels of Destruction stood on the side of the road scratching their heads wondering why the ARK Angels didn't wait for them to get in the cab.
"Should we have told them that we banned them from the hospital?" Cheyenne asked her brother.
"No, let's just send them a letter of apology after Hayworth Horace is born, I'm sure they'll understand after all, we're friends now right?" Cameron said and the ARK Angel of DX laughed as the Damsels of Destruction called their own cab not realizing that the ARK Angels had pulled a trick of their own on the DoD; Cameron being one step ahead of Mad Madison, Jealous Jamie and Manic Melissa once again proving to LC and Cheyenne just how Amazing he truly was, at pulling pranks on the three mean girls from Greenwich, Connecticut. The ARK Angels stuck their heads out of the cab in unison and said "Merry Christmas!" as the cab sped off to New York City with the Damsels of Destruction fuming behind him in the thick winter snow.
New York City Hospital
The wonderful thing about the hospitals in New York City is that the staff there knew every member of the DX family by name. Hunter, Joanie, Aurora, Shawn, Amy, Rebecca Michelle and the ARK Angels of DX were constantly in the area and for one reason or another they usually ended up in the hospital. Today it was to welcome the newest member of the DX family into the world but to the press it was just another controversial story in yet another episode in the lives of DX. They had gone from covering Vince McMahon's funeral, going to the NYPD with Shawn Michaels and the Pope to heading over to New York City hospital for a new birth. It had been a very exciting day for New York City and the Pope wasn't as eager to return to Rome as the Mayor of New York had thought. The Pope's interview with Shawn Michaels had been very popular with the American people; his advice to Shawn was for him to honor his wife and make her smile and be a good father to his children. When Shawn replied by saying that he always made Amy smile and that he was the world's best dad, Shawn became even more popular as he continued to undermine the Pope's authority. Shawn reminded the Pope that as the Head of the Church he was to have a loving and forgiving attitude at all times. When Shawn told the Pope that Jesus said his disciples were to forgive seventy times seventy the Pope replied by saying in Shawn's case it was seventy times seventy thousand. The world laughed but the Pope became agitated; it seemed for some reason Shawn seemed to have more spiritual authority than he did. There was something about Shawn that he couldn't quite put his finger on but if he remained with his family awhile longer, maybe he would be able to work it out.
"Call the Vatican and tell them I'm staying an extra day," he told his Papal office people, when they asked why he said it was between him and God. Shawn banned him from the hospital and the Pope agreed to leave the DX family alone and stay in his hotel suite until after the baby was born. He gave Shawn his personal mobile number and email address and twitter handle and said that he wanted to speak to the Michaels children as-well.
"Suck it Il Papa," Shawn replied before hanging up his cell-phone and heading up to the delivery room leaving the Pope enraged again but still intrigued by this Anointed man of God and his beautiful wife Amy and their family and friends.
When Shawn entered the delivery room Joanie was screaming in pain. "Shawn what are you doing in here?" she said looking at HBK like he was crazy.
"You said I wouldn't be here for Hayworth Horace's birth but here I am!" Shawn said with a big smile.
"I never said you wouldn't be here Stephanie said you wouldn't be here," Joanie said.
"Shawn get your head out of my wife's cervix!" Hunter said pushing Shawn back and Amy pulled her husband to one side.
"I just wanted to see the head," Shawn said. "The head is the best part,"
"Shawn please now is not the time, my wife is trying to give birth and your cracking jokes," Hunter said before laughing. "Good one though,"
"So can I stay?" Shawn said.
"Joanie can he stay?" Hunter asked his wife.
"Yes he can stay Hunter but just promise me you won't start fooling around while I'm trying to push your son out of my body!" Joanie yelled and Amy patted her head where she was perspiring heavily.
"He's just kidding Joanie you're doing great, Shawn's just excited about being a godfather again," Amy said and Joanie cried out again.
"Okay she's crowning I can see the baby's head," the doctor said.
"Is there hair on it, like long blond hair?" Hunter said and the doctor looked at him like he was crazy.
"It's a baby sir it's covered in amniotic fluid," the doctor said.
"Well how else am I supposed to know if it's mine?" Hunter said and Joanie burst out laughing much to the doctor's amazement.
"Hunter you crack me up, I don't think I can push this baby out anymore. You guys just make me laugh so much, thank God you're all here," Joanie said.
"Well if you push one more time you can laugh all you want, okay one more push Mrs. Helmsley and you'll be the mother of a beautiful baby…"
"ARGHHHH!" Joanie screamed.
"A beautiful baby boy!" the doctor said lifting the child up as Joanie delivered him perfectly and he handed Hayworth Horace Helmsley to Hunter who was stunned into silence at the sight of his newborn baby boy.
"Joanie look, he's here. Our son is here," Hunter said and he rested next to his wife with his crying son in his arms and Joanie rested on his forearm with wet and wan skin and tired eyes. She reached over to Hunter and her son's little right hand opened and closed around her index finger.
"Hello Hayworth Horace Helmsley," Joanie said weakly but joyfully. "I'm your mommy and I love you with all my heart, so does the guy holding you,"
Hayworth stopped crying and started to laugh and the doctor listened in amazement.
"Wow he's laughing! Plus I haven't even cleaned him yet and he doesn't seem to care," the doctor said impressed and DX nodded.
"Yup, he's a Degenerate alright. He doesn't need to be perfect, all he needs is a sense of humor," Hunter said and Shawn and Joanie nodded in agreement.
"Amen," they said in unison.
"I'll leave you all to enjoy this precious moment, congratulations to you both," the doctor said before leaving them all alone to enjoy Hayworth Horace alone.
"Shawn can you please pray a blessing over my son?" Hunter said.
"You got it friend," Shawn said and he placed his hand gently on Hayworth's forehead. "May the Lord bless you, may the Lord keep you, may He make His face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you. The Lord lift up His countenance upon you and give you His peace (Numbers 6:25)." Shawn prayed.
"Amen," Joanie, Hunter and Amy said together.
"Amen," came three other voices, they were the voices of the ARK Angels of DX.
"Amen," said two other voices, they were the voices of Trish and Melina.
"Amen," came two more voices they were the voices of Aurora Rose and Jeff Hardy.
"Where's Stephanie?" Hunter said to Aurora.
"She didn't wanna come," Aurora replied. "She's sworn revenge on Uncle Shawn for Grandpa Vince's death and she thinks he deliberately upstaged her at the funeral by getting the Pope to focus on your family instead of the McMahon family,"
"She's super upset. Linda and Shane are trying to reason with her but she won't listen to anyone, not even me and I'm her husband," Jeff said and Joanie frowned.
"Why am I not surprised, Stephanie always has to be the center of the attention when it comes to Hunter," Joanie said. "If I wasn't in this hospital bed I'd find her and pin her to the top of the Empire State Building,"
"I'll do it for you mom," LC said and Joanie smiled at her daughter and waved her over to have a closer look at her new baby brother.
"Come on ARK Angels; see what you helped me bring into this world. Isn't he a cutie?" she said.
"Hey he looks like Grandpa Vince," Aurora said and Hunter frowned.
"He's a newborn baby not a crazy old man," Hunter replied and he suddenly felt choked up.
"You okay dad?" LC said to Hunter.
"I just remembered what happened today, what a time for Vince to die and he shouldn't have died Shawn. We have got to do something about the Kliq, you and me once and for all! We owe it to our children, we owe it Stephanie, Shane and Linda and we owe it to this business that Vince built! Are you with me?" Hunter declared and Shawn nodded.
"I'm all in, let's take the brotherhood down to pieces," Shawn said and he and Hunter shook hands over it.
"What are you two doing here?" Joanie said seeing Sean Waltman and Scott Hall standing by the hospital room door.
"We're all in too," Sean said as Hunter and Shawn came over to them with ATM and the ARK Angels of DX.
"Guys relax its okay they don't want any trouble," Trish assured Shawn and Hunter. "You should hear what they have to say,"
"Thanks Trish, I always knew you liked me," Sean Waltman said and he winked at Trish.
"Speak Sean, leave the ladies to me," Hunter said firmly and Trish looked at him offended by his comment but she knew he was only teasing.
"We want to ask you to forgive us for what we did to you and Shawn. We didn't mean for things to go this far," Scott Hall said. "Its Kevin you gotta worry about man, he's obsessed with getting back at you two for leaving the Kliq,"
"Kev's lost his mind, we just went along for the ride but now we want back in with you guys. We wanna be part of the DX family again, that is if you'll take us back," Sean said humbly and Hunter and Shawn exchanged glances.
"Where's Kevin?" Shawn asked them firmly.
"We left him on Staten Island and came back here to make peace with you. The last time we saw him Tristen and Tamara were going after him," Scott Hall said.
"You left him alone with his family?" Joanie said in shock. "That man almost got Trish and Mickie James killed, why did you let them go after him alone?!"
"I know we said Kev's lost it but you really think he would hurt his own family?" Sean Waltman said.
"No he wouldn't hurt Tammy and Tristen, maybe someone should have told them that though, otherwise he'd still be alive," Trish said and DX frowned at the Canadian diva.
"Trish what are you talking about?" Hunter asked The Truth: Trish Orton.
"God just told me that Kevin Nash is dead and that Tamara killed him because nearly choked Tristen to death when Tristen said that Best in the World was already a major promotion and he did it without the Kliq. Tamara's on her way back to San Antonio with Tristen now; she hasn't even called the police. Kevin Nash's dead body is laying on the middle of a beach in Staten Island," Trish said.
"Which means we have a serious decision to make," Melina said. "Either I bring him back to life with my Miraculous healing power, or we leave him and he'll go straight to Hell,"
"What should we do?" Hunter asked Shawn who shrugged.
"Beats me. Son, what do you think we should do?" Shawn asked Cameron.
"Give him one more chance at redemption. I think you should take Aunt Mel and Rebecca Michelle to the body, after Aunt Mel restores his life, get Remi to open up a portal to Hell and take him there with you and show him where he'll perish if he doesn't repent and beg God for forgiveness for everything he's done to his family, his friends and the McMahon family. What he decides after that is totally up to him," Cameron suggested.
"How does that sound baby girl, feel like going down in the pit of Hell again?" Shawn asked Remi.
"Only if I get to leave," Remi said. "That place is not for the redeemed, it's for the damned and I have no time for it, but if it will help save one more soul I'm all in daddy,"
"At a girl lil' red, come on let's go save a life!" Shawn said and he kissed Joanie on the cheek. "Joanie I love you, I'll be right back!"
"Hunter are you going to go with them?" Joanie asked her husband as ATM and the ARK Angels left with Rebecca Michelle, Aurora, Jeff Hardy, Shawn, Scott and Sean.
"No I'm right where I wanna be, with my wife and beautiful brand new baby boy," Hunter said and he kissed Joanie's head as she cradled Hayworth Horace and fell asleep in Hunter's arms as everybody left the new family to share their first night as a family together in New York City.
"Merry Christmas Hayworth Horace Helmsley," Joanie said to her son and the Helmsleys fell asleep while their son tried to touch his nose with his foot much to the nurse's curiosity. When Hayworth sat up in his mother's arms and winked at her the nurse ran out of the hospital room to find the doctor.
"You know that baby that you just delivered?" she said and the doctor nodded.
"Yeah the Helmsley kid, what about him?" the doctor asked him.
"I know it could be too soon to tell but I think he's a genius," she said and the doctor came back into Joanie's hospital room and the doctor and nurse watched as little Hayworth Horace crawled, walked and then jumped around like a two year-old laughing with glee all the while Hunter and Joanie remained asleep.
"You're right this kid just sped through two years of child development!" the doctor said and he ran back out of the hospital room.
"Where are you going?" the nurse asked him as he pulled out his cell-phone and dialed a number.
"Hello Pope sir, yes it's me I'm calling as you requested. The DX kid has been born and he's a genius, the greatest baby the world has ever seen. No your holiness Shawn Michaels is not here," the doctor told the Pope.
"Good then I'll be over to see the child in a few minutes," the Pope replied and he hung up his cell-phone, put on his big white hat and headed for New York City hospital to see the baby that Shawn Michaels had expressly forbidden him to see.