So sorry for starting another new story without continuing the rest of my fics ;A;. I promise i will work on them soon again. Anyway, this one will have a few chapters mostly humour again. Random at best.

Odin, Frigga and the two boys are going on a little trip down midgard . With a rented SUV from Tony Stark they begin to explore the so much foreign mortal world across the united states.

enjoy ~

Prologue:

It was a blast, Odin was so tired of this place. The king of Asgard was sitting in his throne, rolling with his eyes. His wife was sitting besides him, knitting something for her youngest son Loki(even he is adopted).

"Bouncy bear...you know that i am tired of this place?"

"You mean Asgard honey?"

"Yes exactly...always the same daily grind...i want to see other places too. I am so old by now who knows how much longer i will be able to visit other realms?" Odin frowned, massaging his temples.

"Well dear, we could do some holidays for a little change, what do you say? I heard Midgard is a very lovely place to be! Thor said so at least, and you know how long the boy lifes down there by now!."

"Midgard...mid..that's it! Frigga, you're a genius!" Odin said, kissing his wife passionately. With one swift jump he got up of his throne and stormed away.

"If he only would be so swifty in bed these days...*sigh*"

...

Down in Midgard:

Thor was in the Stark Tower, watching random TV shows together with the rest of the crew. Out of sudden Odin popped up via his teleporting head stuff...how he always appears when his son is on earth goddamnit.

"Allfather! What a pleasant surprise!" he bowed slightly.

"I bet you are son...listen, i need your help. Better said the help of your little mortal friends!"

"my friends? what do you want from them?" Thor asked, scratching his head.

"Your mother and i want to travel down midgard for holidays and we need a midgardian travel devise for this! Your friend the man of iron has many of those right?"

"uhm yes i guess?"

"Wonderful, let me borrow this for a while man of steel!" Odin now talked to Tony who wasn't paying that much attention to him.

"Mhhh whatever" he said, too much involved in the show he was watching.

"Then its settled, lets prepare for Holidays then! Thor, pack your things you have down there in Midgard, we will depart tomorrow morning!"

"Uhhh do this holidays contain me too, Allfather?"

"Of course, you and your brother Loki will attend us! This little change of surroundings sure will be a good experience for him."

Thor was not sure how to respond to this, before he could even manage to say something, Odin vanished in thin air...

...

Back in Asgard:

"No...no and no...i won't go to midgard again father! Especially not travelling around this place together with Thor!" Loki crossed his arms in front of him, pouting. He was not prepared for what his father had planned. Angrily stomping on the ground, he tried to convince his father to change his plans...hopeless however.

"Come on, every family does this sometimes, and you want to feel like in a family, right Loki?" Odin nudged his youngest sons arm reassuring.

"Yeah..i am dying for it..."

"Thats the right view boy, i await you with your suitcase tomorrow morning at the Throne room. Be in time or else we drag you to Midgard..."

"Yes father..." Loki had no other chance as to obey. Cursing to himself he slammed shut the door of his room, slumping down on his bed, kicking a cushion in the process. Burying his head in his pillow he screamed inside of it with all might. This helped a bit.

The next morning:

Frigga and Odin were up soon and finished their packing. Both had a wide smile on their faces, eager for the so longed for holidays. Loki stood with them, his arms crossed again, huffing silently.

Thor appeared a few moments later, on his head a pair of stylish glasses. He was wearing a hawaiian shirt with colorful flower patterns on it.

"Good morning all together!" Thor said, stretching himself as he walked up to Loki to catch him in a bear hug, ruffling his hair.

"Will you stop that you buffoon? I just came out of the shower...my hair is styled already so stop messing it up...Its worse enough that i have to attend to this holiday stuff..."

"Oh stop acting like a belligerent youngling. Enjoy the time we will have with our parents Loki! haha!"

"Yeah...enjoying it...you wish for that...

"Is the travelling device ready my son?"

"Already waiting for father!"

So the whole family vanished at spot, going down to midgard, leaving the palace behind. Heimdall was taking over until Odin would return. Not to say he was all but happy about this...it seemed that Loki was not the only one who suffered...

Midgard, Stark Tower:

Tony was preparing the last bits of his beloved SUV. He had a serious talk with Thor about it...He loved this SUV to death, it was his baby. If it wouldn't been the Allfather itself he would have denied the request of his friend and team comrade.

"Alright, the preperation is finished...but Thor...please remind yourself what i have told you about her okay...treat her well and let nothing happen to her okay? She is my one and only..."

"Of course man of iron, don't be afraid, i will return this steed to you as good as new!" Thor said, patting Tonys shoulders reassuring.

"Just bring her back save..." he muttered to himself, cursing innerly.

"I wonder if we should change our clothes to Midgardian ones...i mean if we want to go through as tourists..."Frigga said, mustering her robe absent minded. Odin nodded and went to Thor with this.

As a responsible son of Asgard, Thor of course had prepared clothes for his family before, matching the dressing code of common midgardians...However...not all where okay with his choices...

"I AM NOT WEARING THIS ABOMINATION OF A CLOTHING!" Loki yelled at Thor who only smiled at his younger brother in amusement.

"Come on, you have to dig in the culture here, its not so bad afterall, come on brother!" Thor exclaimed, shoving Loki in the bathroom. The god of mischief however started an angry fit which in the end however didn't helped him either. A few moments and many many bad swearings later, Loki came out of the bathroom, changed completely in his midgardian fashion. His outfit contained a pair of black fingerless gloves, a spiked collar combined with spiked armwrists, a black oversized sleeveless hoodie with a big skull on top and a pair of black 3/4 jeans in punk style, completed by black leather boots.

The faces of all people in the room were priceless, Tony had to stiffle his snickering, turning around to get himself a drink. Odin was not sure on what he should say to his sons outfit and Frigga simply laughed at the look of her youngest son. In fact atm Loki looked more like a rebellious punk teenager, completed with his raven black hair and pale face...

Soon after that, Odin and Frigga also changed in their clothes, both looked like every normal tourist would. Thor changed his attire again because out of spite, Loki messed up his hawaiian shirt badly so he had to throw it away. Now he wore a tight fitting muscle shirt, loose beige trousers with his underwear showing out and fancy sneakers. Completed was his outfit by his trusted sunglasses.

"Now, lets hit the road!" Thor exclaimed happily and with a heavy sigh of Loki and a happy Odin and Frigga, the Asgardian family made their way to the SUV.

"Hopefully this will be over soon..." Loki muttered to himself, kicking a stone away.

"We can sing songs the whole drive long Loki! Isn't that great?" Thor chimed in and ruffled his brothers hair again...

"Thor...i hate you"

"I love you too little brother ~"

to be continued ~~

(Little sidenote here, Frigga wears a creamy sleeveless dress with circular patterns on both sides, Odin wears a hawaiian shirt with short brown trousers)

This holiday is sure going to be fun for them, don`t you think? :D Next chapter will be longer, promised x3. And i try to work on my other stories as well :3