Just a really short humor! Got inspired while folding clothes... Weird, but whatever!
This is a drabble... I guess
I don't own Soul Eater
What you should never try to fold
I don't get it! Why am Idoing this again? Oh, yeah. I pissed off Maka and she forced this task on me. What was I doing? Folding clothes. Like as if knew how to. So I just stood above the big pile of unfolded clothes, wondering how the hell to begin.
I took a deep breath and took the first thing that my hand touched.
Panties.
Man! Why can't she wash my stuff and her stuff separately?! Especially if I'M the one folding! This is getting kinda awkward and a lot uncool.
I quickly tossed it aside and picked up a shirt instead.
Now, where do I fold again? Uh... I looked at it and turned it around. Oh, yeah! I fold it here, here and here! There! I got it! ... More or less. It looks like a pile of dog poop compared to how Maka does it. ... Oh, well! Next time she'll consider it before giving me this job.
Up to the next!
I picked up a... Ugh... Skirt. I took a long look at it.
" Now... How in the fricking hell am I going to fold THIS?!" I yelled " It has a weird shape and I have no idea!"
I decided to toss it aside too, beside the previously tossed away panties.
I took a pair of jeans and folded it in half, then half, then half. Good! This one was easy!
Next!
I continued like this for about fifteen minutes, tossing aside everything that was too complicated (mostly Maka's girly clothes) , then...
" Oh, no!" I looked at it with a horrified expression " You've gotta be kidding me! Is she trying to kill me?!"
And it was there. A frilly dress I never saw on my Maka. A frilly pink dress with flower patterns and lace all around.
" What the hell to do with this?!" I yelled
Asking for help is totally uncool and it means admitting my defeat! I took it and looked at it.
I tried folding it in half... but it looked totally ridiculous. I tried folding it in half vertically... and just felt even more stupid than before.
I was fighting with that dress for about an hour, then I sat down, dripping wet from sweat.
" Okay, you win stupid dress." I looked at the wrinkled fabric
At this very moment, the door opened. Revealing a smiling meister.
" So, Soul. Did you fini-?! What the hell did you do with the dress Liz lent me?!"
" I... Uh... Tried to fold it?" I asked unsure
" YOU DON'T FOLD DRESSES IDIOT!"
Whoops... I didn't know that.
Then her look travelled to the unfolded pile of clothes... HER clothes and an evil glint appeared in her eyes.
" SOUL." she said menacingly
" Look, I'm sorry it's my first time-!"
" MAKA-CHOP!"
Then... The world turned black and I fell face first on the dress.
Before blacking out I said:
" Oh... This smells good."
How was it? I had lots of fun writing it!