A/N: Um....I dont own ANY of these characters... not even my friends lmao...so uh dont sue and um...enjoy? Also please note that I use aesterics to signify actions buuut since decided not to allow a few certain symbols in our work then this may get confusing....so I am truely sorry grovels see that didnt show as an action lol. Anyway on with the ramble
A Valentine's Day Ramble
Scene takes place at the wonder square in the Gold Saucer where the FF7 group, Chez (my friend Laura)and Jessica are doing random things
Yuffie: Yah! I beat you yet again in the fighting game Chez!
Chez: ... Yeah? Well, I'll just beat you up for real then, Hi Ya!
Yuffie and Chez begin to throw punches and Reno walks in
Reno-Yes, rock on... a cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!
Yuffie: Shaddap Reno! Throws Conformer at him
Reno- Ducks Ha! Missed me... Ah!
Yuffie pounces on Reno and wrestles w/ him
Chez- Oh come on guys, it's Valentines day, a day of love!
Yuffie- ... WHAT?! You just tried to beat the crap outta me earlier!
Chez- ... sorry, I forgot; but it was all about love!
Reno and Yuffie- fall over
Reno looks at Yuffie with a big grin
Reno- Hey yeah Yuffie, it is a day of love... wink, wink
Yuffie- makes face Um, no
Reno- face fault Tch! Fine, I'll go flirt elsewhere
Jessica walks in and Reno smiles charmingly at her
Reno- Hey baby, how's it...
Yuffie smacks him in the back of the head
Yuffie- Hey moron! Jessi doesn't even like you!
Jessi- mumbles Well I wouldn't go that far -
Chez- Yea; besides, she has a man anyway
Jessi- ... that isn't here .
Reno- Damnit! Valentines Day sucks
Reno storms off and Jessi shrugs
Jessi- Poor Reno doesn't stand a chance with me
Chez- Ooh, rejection!
Yuffie- why doesn't he?
Jessi- cuz he's your man
Yuffie- ya right! He wishes he were
Chez- Poor Reno, he really likes you Yuffie
Jessi- yea, go make his day special
Yuffie- Nah, I don't wanna or gotta so I won't
Jessi- Oh yea? Remember who the authoress is?
Yuffie- ... you wouldn't
Jessi- :) smiles evilly
Yuffie- Nooooooo! Please don't! Arrgh, Reeeeeeeenoooo!
Jessi smiles as Yuffie runs off in Reno's direction
Jessi- Heh, heh
Chez- You're a goober
Jessi- Hey, not so fast, you have a surprise too
Jessi points to the door
Chez- Hey! Is that Rufus?
Rufus smiles at the girls as he enters
Rufus- Ladies, happy sweetest day
Jessi- Hiya Rufy!
She winks at him and nods towards Chez. He nods
Rufus- Lauren, would you care to join me on the gondola?
Chez looks at Jessi and grins, then she turns to Rufus with dreamy eyes
Chez- I wo lopiha
Rufus looks at her, then to Jessi
Rufus- Huh?
Jessi- sweatdrop She said she would love to
Rufus and Chez exit and Jessi sits on the bike for the mission game
Jessi- sigh I hate Valentines Day : (
Cloud and Tifa walk in and notice Jessi moping, Tifa pulls Cloud back outside
Cloud- Hey! I was going to snow board, now that little kid will take over and.…
Tifa- Shh! Cloud, we have more important things to worry about!
She points to Jessi
Cloud- She looks upset
Tifa- Well duh! Her boyfriend isn't here to make her Valentines Day special.
Cloud- Oh yea, geeze it must suck to not have someone you love not there with you on Valentines day; let alone every other day too.
Tifa- it does, believe me scowls at Cloud
Cloud- puts hands up Hey, I'm here now aren't I?
Aeris, Elena, Rude, Sephiroth and Vincent join them
Aeris- Hello everyone!
Cloud- Hey you guys, look points at Jessi
Vincent- What is troubling her so much?
Tifa- Her boyfriend isn't here so she is really down
Aeris- Aw that's terrible
Rude- …What should we do?
They all think for a while when Cloud snaps his fingers and grins
Cloud- I know who can make her happy…
Aeris-….…….I see where you're going with this grin
Elena- Heh, heh looks at Sephiroth, grinning
Sephiroth-… what?
Tifa-You know Seph…
Sephiroth- glares SEPHIROTH! How many times do I have to tell you people its s-e-p-h-i-r….
Tifa- totally ignoring him You are Jessica's favorite character.
Sephiroth-… your point being?
Aeris smacks him in the head with her staff
Sephiroth- glare Allright! Allright! What warped demented task do I perform brainiacs?
The group devises a plan and as Sephiroth is listening his jaw drops
Sephiroth- NO WAY! I'm not doing it!
Aeris- Oh yes, you are.
Cloud and Rude tackle Sephiroth and drag him away; the girls and Vincent follow behind snickering
Tifa- Poor Sephy, it's too bad that Jessi likes the villains; this is kinda cruel to do to him.
Elena- Cruel, no, hilarious, definitely yes!
Vincent-This should prove to be quite entertaining…
They laugh and exit
Two Hours Later
Tifa- now, is everyone ready?
Sephiroth-…this is not going to help my reputation.
Aeris-Quiet! Now, let's go cheer Jessi up!
She looks at Cloud and Vincent
Cloud- nods I'll go get her and bring her to the Wonder Square.
Vincent- I will see you there
Sephiroth-WHAT! I'M PERFORMING NOW? NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
He turns to leave when Tifa steps in his path
Tifa- the place won't be full; it's only going to be the group. If you don't do it, we'll send you back to Lifestream.
She cracks her knuckles and Sephiroth raises his eyebrow slightly
Sephiroth-…you wouldn't dare try...
Aeris- Joining Tifa's side We're not joking Sephiroth, try us. Now… GET GOING!
Sephiroth glares at them mumbling about revenge and stalks off towards the square
Cloud looks around the Gold Saucer and finds Jessi watching the Chocobo races.
Jessi- Come on you stupid chicken! MOVE!
She groans loudly when the Chocobo she bid on lost
Cloud-Hey Jessi! Gives her a hug Happy Valentines Day!
Jessi- mumbles Happy my foot. I just lost all my gil. Throws money bag on floor
Cloud- Oh, I think you will be changing your opinion soon enough, come with me.
He holds out his arm and she reluctantly takes it
Jessi-Allright Cloudykins, what are you up to?
He smiles and leads her to the Wonder Square; the curtain is closed and there are few people there, one of them is Vincent
Vincent- smiles Hello Jessi, hands her a rose for you.
Jessi- blushes Aw thanks Vinney.
Cloud-Have a seat, I hear they are having an "entertaining" program today.
Vincent- Yes, with a true "Grand" Finale. He and Cloud look at each other and grin
Jessi- sits between them Cool! I wonder what it will be.
The rest of the group comes in and sits in the front row with Jessi, Cloud and Vincent
Aeris- Hey everybody, What's going on?
Chez-Something good I hope!
Jessi-There is Valentines Day program coming on soon.
Yuffie- Coolness! I hope it will be entertaining.
Reno- puts his arm around her shoulder No way, it will be romantic.
Yuffie scoots away from him, but scoots back when Jessi gives her a look
Yuffie- Oh fine!
She sits next to Reno and puts one arm around him
Reno- smiles Yea! That's what I am talking about!
Elena-Shh! It's starting!
The curtains open and a man walks out on stage
Announcer- Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the Valentines Day Talent Show!
Rufus-Talent Show? Why is there a talent show on Valentines Day?
Announcer-Why a talent show some of you say? Well, all the acts have the Valentine theme!
Rufus- …Ah.
Announcer- For our first act lets welcome the Cherub Children!
Marlene, the kids from the church and Priscilla walk out on stage all wearing an angel costume and signs that spell out love
Barret- Thatta girl Marlene!
Marlene smiles and they all begin to sing. When they are done, everyone stands up and cheers
Shera-She was so adorable wasn't she Cid?
Cid-(mumbles) Yeh, sure… he is fiddling with a model airplane of the Highwind
Shera- (Smacks Cid) wasn't she…
Cid- rubbing his head Yes, fantastic! Mutters Damnit…
The show goes on with people doing different acts. The announcer walks back on stage.
Announcer-Lets all give Cait Sith and President Reeve another round of applause for singing that great Valentine song!
Everyone applauds and Rufus mutters that he is the real President
Announcer- well there is only one more act everyone, give it up for the one, the only, Sephiroth!
Jessi- looks up suddenly Sephiroth! What the heck is he doing up there?
Sephiroth comes out wearing a black button up shirt and pants
Sephiroth-I'm dedicating this song to my number one fan and dear friend, Jessi.
Jessica's jaw drops as "I'm too sexy" begins to play. Sephiroth sings along
Sephiroth- I'm too sexy for my shirt rips open shirt exposing his chest too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah!
He throws the shirt at a very shocked Jessi and dances on the stage
Jessi- O.O………..
Aeris- whistles Yeah! Take it off! Take it all off baby!
The audience is whistling while the group has tears in their eyes from laughing
Sephiroth- (Sweatdrop) thinking: Here goes my reputation…
Sephy winks at Jessi as he grabs his pants and rips them off, revealing black boxers with hearts all over
Jessi- OMG!
Sephiroth shakes his butt at her and she covers her beat red face with her hands
Jessi-This is too rich, I wish I had a camera! Blushes more .
Chez-Way ahead of you! She has taped the whole event with a video camera
Aeris-Great! We can send it to AFV and win 1,000 gil!
Jessi-No way, this is for personal entertainment. Puts the tape in her bag
Song ends and the announcer comes out
Announcer-Um… the Great Sephiroth everyone!
Everyone stands up and cheers loudly while screaming for an Encore
Sephiroth- Comes out in normal outfit scowling there will never be an Encore.
Jessi- still red What about a private show? .
The girls snicker and Sephiroth smiles
Sephiroth- grins well, since you have taste and I'm your favorite, I might be able to arrange…
Jessi-Um Seph, Vincent is my favorite character
Sephiroth-… Oo You mean I went up there for nothing?! Arrgh I hate you all!
He storms off and Jessi laughs
Yuffie- Ha! Now he feels he did that for nothing and you don't like him.
Jessi- Heh, heh… gives Yuffie high five Yes, but he's still my guy.
Vincent-…and I am?
Jessi-You are my guy in the fanfic Vinney; I still like you, but I love the villains.
Chez- She's always been like that.
Rufus-So she likes me
Reno-and me
Hojo appears
Hojo- She should adore me then since I'm the greatest, most evil villain ever! HA, HA, HA!
Jessi- gags Ugh…Sephiroth, A little help!
Sephiroth walks back, drawing the Masamune and Hojo runs away screaming "I'll be back!"
Jessi-Thanks Sephy!
Sephiroth-(rolls his eyes) don't mention it, my dear ex-fan
Rufus- Combing his hair back with his hand So Jessi, you wanna go out sometime?
Reno-Hey! You're not even half the badass that I am.
Rufus-You're absolutely right, I am more of a badass than you are.
Reno- Oh yea? I'll show you! He tackles Rufus
Rufus-WTF! Fights Reno off
Chez smacks Rufus and Yuffie bonks Reno on the head
Rufus & Reno-Hey! Ow!
Jessi- sweatdrop right; now, thank you all for making my Valentines Day ten times better.
She smiles evilly
Jessi-Only one thing can make it twenty times better.
The group looks at each other nervously; they are scared and confused
Reno-… Oh no. He walks up to Yuffie and wraps his arms around her Please… don't kill me…for this!
Reno gives Yuffie a big kiss
Yuffie- Ahh! Mmph mph! OO
Group laughs as Reno takes off running with Yuffie at his heels
Yuffie-Reno! Come back here you pathetic excuse for a man!
Reno-It wasn't my fault! It was Jessi!
Jessi raises her eyebrows and looks innocent
Jessi- Moi? Don't blame your hormones on me...:D
Reno- gawks at her and ducks Yuffie's Conformer Wh… What! Ah!
Group laughs again and waves goodbye
All- HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!
Yea…right Um, that was my first attempt at a ramble so sorry if it wasn't funny. So sue me for not being humorous! My rambles will eventually get better over time, I promise!