-Welcome to One Shot Kills, a place where hilarity happens and there are no censors! Enjoy. ;)

"Oh come on, Bakura, the plan is full proof!" The platinum blonde Egyptian shouted in pride.

"Full proof? Marik, not a single damn plan of yours has ever been full proof!" A white, fluffy haired pale boy shot back, thick in his British accent. The criminal mastermind and notorious thief were walking down a sidewalk on a clear sunny day in Domino City. They were on their way to the destination where they would hatch their latest plan.

"Whatever, fool. The plan will work, or if my name isn't Marik Sebastian Ishtar…the Third!" He closed his eyes and held up three fingers, still extremely proud of himself.

"Well then, let's get on with the bloody plan already…" Bakura rolled his eyes.

"The plan is simple. We rob Yugi Motou's Grandpa's game shop and steal all of his cards and money! Then Yugi will no longer to be able to play any more card games!" Marik explained loudly.

"But Yugi already has all the cards he needs in his deck. What's the bloody point?" Bakura asked.

"Well-uh—err… Other people would be no longer to play any more card games!" Marik hesitated, noticing the flaw in his plan.

"There are other game shops than Yugi's Grandpa's, you know…" Bakura grinned, finding extreme amusement in Marik's struggle.

"I-errr—You know what, frig off, you jerk!" Marik shouted and stormed off in an enraged overdramatic fit. Bakura rolled his eyes again and slowly followed his friend. As much as Bakura hated Marik, he would also hate to admit he enjoyed him as a friend. Bakura found Marik to be excessively annoying and irritating, however he did find him to be rather attractive for a guy. It was an odd love/hate feeling for him, which was overall strange because he was used to feeling full hatred towards everybody he had ever met. He hated Marik's bubbly and always cheerful attitude, yet then again at the same time he loved it. 'Maybe that's why we get along so well as friends', Bakura often thought to himself.

"Marik… Wait up!" Bakura called to his friend and sprinted after him.

"No I will not 'wait up', because you hurt my feelings!" Marik huffed.

"What did I do? All I did was point out the many flaws in your pl-.." Bakura started.

"The many flaws?! You probably think I'm stupid, don't you? 'Oh look at that Marik guy over there, he's so stupid he can't even think straight, but damn those are some sexy ass abs!' That's what you would say!" Marik argued. Bakura flushed red slightly.

"No…" Bakura said and then quietly muttered to himself, "He does have pretty sexy abs, though.."

"What did you say?!" Marik shot at him.

"I said… Oh hey, would you look at the time! I need a cup of tea," Bakura announced and suddenly veered off of the direction they were walking and entered a nearby café.

"Friggin great, Bakura! Just great! Now we're going to be late!" Marik sighed and followed him in.

"Late for what? You can't be late for a robbery!" Bakura said, ordering himself a cup of tea from the counter.

"Mmm do they have jelly donuts here? I love jelly donuts.." Marik drooled and walked up to the counter as well. Bakura took a seat near the back of the café and took a sip of his tea, waiting for Marik to come back. Soon after, he arrived carrying a jelly donut. He stopped before he took the seat across from Bakura and raised an eyebrow.

"I'm still mad at you…" He said and sat at his own table, his back towards Bakura.

"Fine, the bloody hell do I care," Bakura answered in a coldhearted tone. After sitting there at his table and taking a few more drinks of his tea, he started to get lonely and missed Marik's company. Their conversations may have always ended or turned into a mindless banter, but the truth was that he wouldn't change it for anything in the world. It was just how they were as friends. They knew they were best friends, they just had odd ways of showing it. What else would you expect from two villains?

"Marik…" Bakura called over to Marik, who ignored him, pretending he was busy eating his donut. Bakura got up from his seat and walked over to Marik's table, where he stood by him.

"Can I sit with you?" He asked. Marik glared at him with shining lavender eyes. He didn't reply. Even with no permission, Bakura sat down in the seat across from him. Marik continued giving him the dirty look as he slowly ate his jelly donut. Bakura actually thought it was rather sexy; the way he was staring at him and eating that donut almost looked seductive. In fact, he was almost positive that it was intentional. But in the blink of an eye, Marik had looked off in another direction. Bakura could have sworn…

"You have some jelly…right there.." Bakura pointed out. Marik turned to look at him again, the evil look gone.

"Hm?" He muttered. Bakura took a finger and wiped the small amount of jelly that was on the corner of Marik's mouth and licked it off, his eyes narrowed at him. Marik blinked.

"Oh go hump a stump, Bakura…" He groaned and soon got up and left the café, for he was eager to get their plan into action. Bakura sighed and followed him, meeting up with him again on the sidewalk.

"So… Are we going to be late for our robbery?" Bakura asked.

"No, actually we're right on time," Marik replied, glancing at a clock that was at a nearby bank.

"How the bloody hell are you so sure of that?" Bakura said, confused. Marik dug a hand into one of his pockets of his rather tight black pants and finally pulled out a folded up piece of paper.

"Here, on this ingenious chart I have created, it says that the robbery is scheduled between 2:00-3:00. I gave us some extra time because I knew we would end up stopping for tea sometime for you.." Marik explained. Bakura broke up into intense laughter.

"Whaat?" Marik said.

"You are so gay, you don't even know it…" Bakura chuckled. Marik flushed deep red.

"No I am not! Just because I make detailed schedules does not mean I'm gay!" He protested.

"Riight, and I'm guessing just because you wear effeminate clothing, stroke phallic shaped objects and hang out with another male your age whom you have bonded so well with doesn't make you gay either," Bakura grinned slyly.

"No, it does not! Now look, we're here," Marik pointed out. The two had finally arrived at the game shop entrance, where they entered quietly through the front door, which was difficult because of the bell attached to the frame. It was a small, neatly kept shop with rather cheap prices and lots of items kept on shelves. Not only did Yugi's Grandpa sell cards, he also sold a vast variety of board games, video games and dice games. It was a 'one-stop shop for all of your gaming needs', as it stated on a rather large poster on the front counter.

"Wow, just look at this place!" Marik grinned, his eyes lit up like a child.

"Yes, it's wonderful," Bakura said sarcastically, showing little interest in the surroundings and focused on where to locate the cash. He eyed the front counter and cash register.

"Come on, over here," he smirked, grabbing Marik's hand and dragging him quietly over to the front counter.

"Right, you grab the money, I'll grab the cards!" Marik said excitedly and started snatching up the rarest cards he could find first behind the glass case near the counter.

"Foolish old man, he did not lock the register," Bakura grinned widely, his eyes flashing wildly. He grabbed the money and counted it up. A frown soon appeared on his face.

"What?" Marik asked, shoving cards into his pocket.

"$126? That's bloody it?!" Bakura growled, not impressed.

"It's a cheap shop, Bakura, what did you expect?" Marik shrugged and then added, "Besides, these cards will be worth far more on the black market!"

"If you say so," Bakura groaned. Then he realized something. "Marik…"

"Yes'um?" He answered, still busy racking up cards.

"Yugi and his Grandpa…are gone…right?" He asked.

"How the frig would I know?" Marik shrugged. Bakura grabbed his shoulders, and turned him around to face him rather forcefully, irritated.

"What do you mean, you don't know? They could still be here and catch us, you imbecile!" He hissed under his breath. Marik grinned.

"Relax, Fluffy, it's all under control," he said. Bakura released his grip and let him free.

"Marik… I swear, one of these days I'm gonna-.."

"Ohh! This way is Yugi's bedroom I bet, Bakura! I bet his Puzzle is up there!" Marik jumped up and down excitedly, pointing towards the stairs. Bakura's eyes lit up, for he was interested.

"Oh?" He started up the stairs quietly, where Marik soon followed behind him. Marik's footsteps were loud. Bakura whipped around and glared at him.

"Shh! If you're going to be sneaky, at least try to be!" He whispered and continued silently up the stairs. Marik frowned and tried to lessen the sounds of his footsteps, failing quite miserably. They reached the top and found they were in a small bedroom. It was dark and there was only a small amount of light coming from the closed shades on the window. There was a bed to the very left of the room, against the wall. In the center of the room were a window and a small desk directly under it. To the right of the room was a closet, which was closed. It was the type of closet that had the visors with slits, so you were able to look out of it if you were in the closet, but not if you were outside of it.

"I don't see the Puzzle, Marik.." Bakura said.

"Relax, maybe it's in the desk drawer," Marik said and turned around, bending over and rummaging through the bottom desk drawer. This gave Bakura a head-on view of Marik's ass. He gulped and turned his vision away, but soon found himself looking back at him.

"Nnf.." He huffed silently to himself, the image of Marik bent over like that sent chills down his spine and his groin heat up intensely. His breathing became rough and ragged. He was just now noticing how sexy Marik was, especially in the dark and illuminated just barely by light. Sure, he had known he always 'really' liked Marik as a friend, but it was at this moment he realized that in fact, he was very much so sexually attracted to him as well. Through all of his daze and fantasies, Bakura did not even realize Marik had stood back up and turned around to face him, his hands on his hips.

"Bakura! Are you okay?" He asked. His friend was wide-eyed and breathing heavily, a severe red slash planted across his face.

"M-Marik…" He sputtered, before grabbing him and bringing him close to him. Marik could feel the warmth of his body against his own, and felt something hot poking at him in Bakura's jeans. Marik's eyes grew wide.

"F-fluffy?" He gasped, his breaths in shock. "Wh-what is w-with y-?" He started but was interrupted. Bakura had grabbed his head and smashed his lips against his. Marik, surprised, pulled away quickly in shock. He backed away from Bakura, a horror-struck expression on his face.

"B-bakura! Wh-what? Wh-why?" He asked, confused by his friend's sudden coming onto him.

"Marik…" Bakura said softly, hurt. His true feelings for him were finally coming to surface. He realized his friend was the only person he had ever known in his entire life that he did not hate. He knew this must mean something special.

"Bakura, I'm not gay! We're just friends! Got it?" Marik frowned. Bakura began to tear up, but he did not allow a tear to escape down his cheek.

"Marik… Let me put it to you this way…" He suddenly grabbed Marik and yanked him close to him again, his lips only an inch away from his. He looked into Marik's widened, fearful eyes.

"I fucking love you.." He grinned and kissed him again on the mouth. Marik wanted to pull away again, but the warmth from Bakura's body kept him there. He closed his eyes and grabbed onto Bakura tight, wrapping his arms around him. Bakura sensed he was giving in and kissed him again, this time slipping his tongue into his mouth. Marik's breathing and heart rate increased, he found the warmth of his friend quite pleasurable. Then he suddenly snapped back to reality, realizing what he was doing.

"Bakura! Get off of me!" He whimpered, struggling to get away from him. Bakura only held him tighter to him, grinning.

"If you hate it so much… Then why do you have such a hard on right now?" He said with a smirk, kissing his neck. His kisses felt like fire on Marik's skin, shooting straight down to his groin. Confused by these feelings caused by Bakura, who was after all, just his 'friend', Marik grew nervous.

"Not—gay… I'm not! I swear!" He told himself over and over again. Bakura grinned wider, his eyes narrowed.

"Keep telling yourself that… But you're failing miserably.." He said and pushed Marik onto the bed lightly. Marik landed on his back and just before he tried to book it, Bakura had fallen on top of him, pinning his wrists down. The heat between the two radiated intensely.

"Oh Gods, Marik…" Bakura groaned, grinding his hips into Marik's, their erections pulsing against one another's.

"Bakuurra.." Marik groaned back, his face covered with sweat beads and blushes. Bakura could tell he was fully giving in to him, so he took this as a cue to start stripping off their clothes.

"Relax, I'm going to make you feel good…" Bakura breathed, taking off his navy blue and white striped shirt. Marik opened his eyes and saw Bakura with his bare chest above him. He shivered, and allowed him to take off his own short-cut lavender shirt.

"Gods Bakura… You're seexxyy.." Marik moaned. Bakura grinned and looked down at Marik's bare chest, which made him feel a hard pulse in his begging cock.

"Nfff you are too…" He leaned down and brought out his tongue, licking Marik's chest all over. He licked down to his hard-toned abs, causing Marik to groan loudly. Bakura rubbed his sides down to the brim of his pants. He unbuckled Marik's belt and threw it off to the side.

"Here, I'll help you. That looks mighty painful," Bakura said, eying up Marik's boner through his tight pants. He slid them off, now able to see him in full view.

"Bakura… I don't know about this…" Marik whimpered. Bakura took his hand and lightly stroked Marik's cock, causing him to squeak in surprise. The pleasure rocked through him in waves as Bakura stroked him in rhythm.

"Ohh that feels gooood…" Marik moaned.

"Good…" Bakura smirked and took off his own pants, his own raging boner free now. He stopped caressing Marik only for a second to dig into the pocket of his jeans and pull out a bottle of lube.

"You had that in your pocket?" Marik chuckled.

"Figured I'd need it… One day… When you were finally able to admit it…" Bakura said and squeezed some of the contents onto his fingers, lathering it up.

"Admit what? I'm telling you, I'm not g—aaayy! Ahh!" Marik jumped as Bakura slid a finger inside of him, rubbing his walls. The odd sensation of Bakura being inside of him brought him slight pain. Marik winced as Bakura added a second finger, beginning to scissor him gently, prepping him for his entrance.

"Just let me know if I hurt you…" Bakura stroked Marik's blonde locks out of his face and looked at him in his eyes. Marik nodded, signifying he was ready. Bakura poked at his entrance before pushing inside with a thrust.

"Aghh!" Marik gasped in pain, but he did not want to tell Bakura he was hurting him. Bakura slowly thrust into him until he was fully inside.

"Unnfff oh yes.." He huffed, now beginning to pump into him in an even rhythm. The pain still took control of Marik, he gripped onto Bakura's back tight and felt a single tear roll down his face. Bakura noticed his lover's agony and stopped thrusting, holding still inside of him.

"I thought I told you to tell me if it hurts," he said with a worried face. Marik looked up at him with painful eyes.

"I didn't want to tell you… B-because you w-were f-feeling so g-good.." He smiled weakly.

"Aww Marik…" Bakura leaned down and kissed him. He then grinded deep into him, maneuvering around, trying to find the one spot that would make all of his pain go away and have him resort to pure pleasure.

"Don't worry… Just give me a sec," Bakura groaned as he felt around for Marik's sweet spot. Marik let out a scream and called his name. Bakura grinned, knowing he had finally found his lover's certain spot. He began to work that spot now, pumping and thrusting into it each time.

"Ahhh yes, Bakura!" Marik shouted. Bakura pumped harder and faster until he knew he was reaching his edge.

"Ohhh fuck! Marik!" He groaned, where he took a hand and started jerking Marik off, causing him to squirm in pleasure underneath him.

"Oh Gods! B-Bakura I'm s-soo cl-close!" He panted, feeling the pressure rise.

"I am t-too! Ah! F-fuck!" Bakura huffed, slamming hard into him. After one last particularly hard stroke, Marik called Bakura's name as he gripped onto him tight, cumming harder than he had his entire life. It was not long after that when Bakura thrust into him one last time and sprayed his own hot love deep inside of him. Bakura collapsed on top of him, Marik's cum sticking them together.

"S-so…?" Bakura kissed his cheek. "Wh-what do y-you think?"

"I think it was-.." Marik started but was interrupted when the closet door burst open, and four people jumped out. It was Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan.

"Say cheese!" Yugi shouted and held up a camera, flashing a picture of the two villains. Marik and Bakura were froze solid, shocked to extreme amounts.

"What the fuck!" Bakura yelled angrily, throwing the sheets over them.

"Now we have proof that there's something going on between you two!" Yugi beamed, waving the camera in the air teasingly.

"And we're posting this on the internet!" Joey smirked. Bakura and Marik, anger fuming, put their clothes back on while staying hidden under the sheets. They leapt off the bed and approached the small boy, fists raised.

"You wouldn't fucking dare!" Marik growled.

"I would dare! Unless… You guys put back all of the stolen stuff," Yugi proposed.

"Like hell! There's too much value to the stuff we've stolen! Go ahead and post it, see if I bloody care.." Bakura shrugged. Marik looked at him shock.

"Bakura! We have to give back the stuff! If that picture was released to the public, everyone would know I'm-gay!" He explained.

"Marik! I highly doubt that would make a bloody difference!" Bakura shouted back to him.

"Tsk, tsk. Look at you two… Fighting after sex. Such a shame," Joey chuckled.

"Shut up! So you guys were just… watching us the whole time?!" Marik asked, angry.

"Yeah… It was pretty funny," Joey replied.

"We learned a lot from watching you guys," Tristan laughed.

"Yeahh… A lottt… Mm.." Tea said dreamily, staring at Marik.

"Err…" Marik's eyes widened. Tea winked at him.

"If you ever plan on visiting the straight side again, you know who to call," she smirked. Marik blinked. Bakura jumped in front him, protecting him like a goalie would protect the net.

"Don't you dare!" He growled, giving Tea the death stare.

"So what's it going to be?" Yugi asked.

"Here! Fine! Take back your stuff!" Marik cried, throwing the cards in the air along with the money.

"Marik! No!" Bakura's jaw dropped.

"Sorry Fluffy, but I can't risk the world thinking I, the great and sexy Marik Ishtar, is gay!" He shrugged. Yugi quickly picked up the near-stolen merchandise and cash and smiled.

"Okay, fine, I won't post it! I'll delete it," he said.

"Thank you. And with that, we are gone!" Marik turned on his heels, grabbed Bakura's hand and dragged him out of the room. Bakura whimpered like a puppy who was being taken away from a treat.

"But…But Marik… The money…" He cried.

"So what? We'll rob someplace else!"

"Heh… But you know… We did end up stealing something today…" Bakura gave him a sly smirk.

"What's that?"

"We've stolen each other's hearts…" He answered and gave him a passionate kiss on the cheek. Marik blushed.

"I'm still not gay, you know… We were just-friends, helping each other out," Marik explained as they walked down the sidewalk, back to their apartment. Bakura was hurt by this, but soon realized it would take time to get Marik out of the closet fully and admit it.

"Whatever, you keep telling yourself that," he chuckled to himself.

Back in the game shop, Yugi and his friends were gathered around the computer.

"Heheh, Yugi you're being quite the hellion today," Joey snickered.

"Yeah!" Tristan agreed.

"What? Those jerks deserve this!" Yugi smirked, uploading the picture of the two thieves to the internet, where everyone else would be able to see.

-Second one shot coming soon. :)