THE ADVENTURES OF MADISON AND THE GRASSHOPPER
Hi! This is a CardcaptorSakura story with a little DragonballZ tossed in. It's goofy, and weird,
and if you want to flame me,
I will sit here and laugh and laugh and laugh until I'm dragged away to a museum
with all this moss growing on me.
Okay!
By the way, I use American names because I am an American. It makes sense, doesn't it?
Disclaimer: I do not own Parcheesi, CardcaporSakura, or DragonballZ.
Madison was watching Tori and Kero for a day, as Sakura and Li wanted to go on a picnic.
"Please?" Sakura asked. "I want to spend time with Li without Tori and Kero trying to kill him." And so Madison agreed.
Madison, Tori, and Kero were all sitting at a round table, all starring at each other. (Tori does know about Kero in my story.) Madison smiled and said, "Wanna play Parcheesi?"
Kero, without looking away from Tori, said, "I don't even know what that is."
Tori glared at Kero, and said, "How can you protect Sakura if you don't know what Parcheesi is?"
Kero pouted, and said, "Well, do you know what it is?" A muscle twitched in Tori's cheek. "Never mind!" Tori snapped. "Let's do something else."
So Kero and Tori started a starring contest. Madison got bored so she called Eli. "Eli," she said, "Will you please come over? Kero is driving me crazy!" So Eli came, bringing Suppi with him.
Suppi ate all of the pudding, and so Kero insisted they go to the store for more pudding. Kero and Suppi left. But that is another story. Eli was very upset when Tori wouldn't let him watch DragonballZ, so Eli turned Tori into a chipmunk and stepped on him.
When Sakura and Li came home, they found Kero and Suppi gone, and Toriā¦..well, displaced, while Madison and Eli were watching DragonballZ. "How did it go?" Madison asked Sakura. "It was great!" Sakura replied while Li blushed. Just then, Vegeta on the show screamed when he saw a grasshopper.
THE END
Moral: What moral? This is insane! Just remember that Li is awesome, and all is well.
