Danny Sexbang in Equestria

by Scavvy

I wrote this while reading MLP fanfics and listening to NSP and was like why not? please rate and review.

Danny sexbang in Equestria.

It was a peacefull day in ponyville when out of nowhere a strange looking man with the most fabulous Jew-fro ever and a ninja appeared, to say the ponies around there where confused didn't even come close to the truth.

a purple pony walked up to the strange men. "just who or what are you?" the purple pony asked them.

then all of a sudden man with the amazing hair looked down and said. "I am Danny Sexbang and...

I AM THE UNICORN WIZARD! RIDDING FOR JUSTICE ON A COMET OF STARS, WITH THE HELP OF MY SIDEKICK PRINCESS HANDJOB, I'M MORE AWSOME AND SMARTER THAN I ALREADY ARE!"The magnificent being known as Danny sang to the heavens.

"Wait, What?" asked the purple pony. "anyways, my name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm the perso-" but she was cut off mid sentence because she noticed something,

The No Reason Boner.

Then like some sort of super magnet all the mares (and a few stallions) where drawn to his marvelous junk.

He proceded to fuck every single one of them... and then Ninja Brian killed every one.

THE END.