Disclaimer: If i owned a:tla i would be awsome. But according to my imaginary friend. I'm not. SPOLIERS FOR WAT! all thoughts are for Toph until the line!
"I'm bored." No I'm sad.
"Well so am I, I'd rather be hunting or training than babysitting you."
"Wow Sokka way to make me feel better." Sarcasm, my second best friend.
"I'm sorry Toph. I'm just hopelessly bored." Hopeless is right.
"Wanna play a game?" I have a plan.
"What game?" He actually wants to play?
"Ok here's how it goes. I'll ask you ten questions about someone in our gang if you get them all right, you get a surprise." My plan set into motion.
"Ok but first who's it gonna be?" Who's it gonna be? That idiot!
"Me, I guess." Me of course!
"Ok start with the questions." Here we go.
"Here's one you'll definitely know. Who taught me Earthbending?"
"Oh that's easy. Badgermoles." One down, nine to go.
"They're not all gonna be easy. Next question. When is my birthday?"
"Oh I know this one. Katara told me the other day. Ummm. The first day of summer!" Woah.
"Right again. Keep this up and maybe I'll stop calling you a moron." I won't of course.
"That would be nice." He's such a moron.
"Moving on. How many times have I saved the gang from peril?"
"Ummm. Countless?" Actually I don't even know! So I'll give it to him.
"Right again, Snoozles."
"Great! Next question."
"How many times have I won Earth Rumble tournaments consecutively? Oops! I forgot not to use long words around you. Your brain might explode."
"I'm forgetting that last comment and answering the question now. 42."
"Good. When did I help ,you personally, out of danger?"
"Well…there was that one time when I was stuck in that hole… and the time when we were at the Serpents Pass…" He did know!
"You…saw that?"
"Yeah! I could have been buried! Why did you think I didn't notice?" You were too busy taking care of Suki.
"I had to thank myself." Now he's embarrassed.
"Thank you for saving my life over and over Toph." Nice save. Not.
"You are welcome now let's move it along. When did I notice that Aang likes Katara?"
"AANG LIKES KATARA!" Shut up loud mouth!
"Yeah just spread it around the whole temple why don't you?!"
"Sorry but that was just a bit too much information. And I don't know maybe the first week you started traveling with us?" How is he so lucky?!
"Lucky guess. Why did my parents keep me away from everyone?" This is his one chance to answer completely right.
"They thought you were fragile and helpless which is completely wrong." Why does he continue to torment me?
"I'm sorry Meathead but that answer is…right." I smiled! Did he see it?
"Woo hoo! I might just get that surprise!" You'll get it even if you lose.
"Don't jinx yourself. Who likes Sugar Queen?" Had to do this again.
"…Aang…" I love telling him stuff he doesn't want to hear!
"Yup that's right…Aang likes Katara."
"Ok can we just get on with it?" Fine Mr. Bossy.
"Two more questions. And I don't think you'll know this one. Who do I like?" Wow his heartbeat is fast. Almost as fast as when Twinkle Toes kissed Sugar Queen on the subs.
"What?!"
"Who do I like? It's a very simple question." For you.
"Umm I don't know. Can I ask you some questions?"
"Ok. You get ten questions." He's changing the plan. Roll with it Toph.
A/N: (Start Sokka's thoughts.)
"Is this guy in our group?"
"Yes." Well duh. Come up with better ones. I have to find out what the surprise is!
"Is he older than you?"
"Yes." Ok so that removes Aang and The Duke.
"Has he ever flown?"
"Sokka…every guy in our group flew here on Appa." She must think I'm paranoid. Or something.
"Oh yeah."
"…next…"
"Is he tall?"
"Taller than me? Yeah." So Teo is out. That leaves Zuko, Haru, and me.
"Is he strong?"
"Yeah." Well that removes no one.
"Is he handsome?"
"Oh yes Sokka! He's so handsome. I look at him all the time." She does! Now… wait she can't look at him all the time, oh yeah sarcasm.
"Oh right sorry."
"Can we please stay away from any more sight related questions thank you very much."
"Have I known him longer than I've known you?"
"You could say that. Yes." Well that was a useless one. Think brain think!
"Is it…Haru?" That makes sense. Earthbender with Earthbender.
"Nope." Wait that means oh no!
"Oh my gosh Toph! You like ZUKO! How could you like him?! He just burnt your feet! That's why you went out there to find him! What am I gonna tell Katara?!" Ouch! She punched me mid-rant!
"It's not Zuko you moron." Than that means it's…oh. She's telling me… so this whole thing was…she is smart.
"So it's me?"
"Yup!" She just kissed me. Kiss her back you moron!
"So…did you like your surprise?" Yes!
"Very much."
"Are you still hopelessly bored?" No way.
"Nope."