Biggy Big Big!
Chaper 1, Stuff happens.
One night Big The Cat was out walking, when he spotted Meowth. Big grabbed Meowth by the /wedding jewls/ and took him away to the tree tops. "DAH...I saw Co-Co nuts do this to Grounder! DAHHH!" Big took his 2 foot long /fishing rod/ and jammed it into Meowths nose. Meowth was moaning "FASSTER YOU /Female dog/ FASTER!" while Big grabbed Meowth's tail and spun him around. Then Yoshi came in licked Big's /Chocolate maker/ then left. "CHRISTMAS THINGS? IN SEPTEMBER? IT'S STILL SUMMER!" Said Master Chife while he /Petted/ his /Snake/ in Wall-Mart, at that point Big and Meowth came in and brought "Kane And Lynch 3, The Worst One Yet(Amazingly)" Left, Played it and killed themselfs out of bordem. MEANWHILE UNDER MEG GRIFFIN'S BRA, NOTHING...THE END?