I feel like making crack!

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"Kehndell Oh mi gawd! I'm lyke yo biggest fan!"

"James I want your babies!"

"Carlos sign my tits!"

"Logan marry me!"

The boys of BTR sighed as they waited backstage after their concert was over. The screaming girls(and some boys) was almost unbearable.

"So are you going to sign those girls breast?" Logan asked his boyfriend Carlos. The Latino's face lit up in horror at the thought of pre-teen girls lifting up their shirts for him to sign their underdeveloped chest.

James and Kendall both busted out laughing at the shortest member's expression.

"Shuttup Logie are you gonna go marry one of your fan girls?" Carlos said as tears threatened to fall from his eyes. Logan made a disgusted look on his face and made a gagging expression with his mouth.

"Well I know what I'm going to do." Kendall said proudly, taking James' hand and leading him towards the bathroom.

Carlos grabbed onto Logan and started sobbing. "Logie! Please don't make me sign their boobies!" The taller of the two looked down at his lover and wrapped his arms around him. "Don't worry I'd never feed you to a pack of fan girls."

Grinning up at him Carlos gave a soft peck to Logan's lips. "Good, because the only chest I want to sign is yours!" He laughed pulling out a fat sharpie. Logan's eyes got big, "Whoa! Keep away from me with that!" He said putting his hands up to stop Carlos.