Ed Edd N Eddy Rap Battle
Round 1 Kevin Vs Eddy
8 mile beatEddy Go!
"Look, Yo. Everyone from the Cul-de-Sac
throw yo hands in the air cause Kevin's whack
Look this guy ain't a rapper
He really is a red cap wearin cracker
He jacks off in his bike that ain't real metal
Oh look, I see white stuff on yo pedal.
He think he hard
He think he bad
But I fucked him up in front of his dad.
This guy talks all about Nazz
But be ready when she gonna reject yo ass
He can't even say a thing I ain't heard
Yes I'm Skipper and yes I'm a turd
But I ain't an internet nerd
This guy likes bikes and a girl
But I'm still here sayin FUCK YO FREEWORLD."
The crowd cheered. Kevin picked his mic. He tried to emit something, but he stopped. Kevin had choked.