So I was sittin' in the hatch one day
Just kickin' back
When from the other room Locke yelled to me, 'Jack!'
I rolled my eyes, but I came anyway
It occurred to me that Sayid had picked up a stray
A middle aged homie, scrawny and pale
I asked him his name and he said, 'Henry Gale'
So I patched him up, then took Locke aside
To ask him if he thought that the new guy had lied
He said, 'Naw, I think he might be cool
It's innocent until proven guilty, fool
But we still weren't sure, so Anna talked to him and soon
He coughed up a map to his alleged 'balloon'
She got Sayid and Charlie and set off on the trail
To find out if our guy was the real Henry Gale
They came back a few days later, Henry said 'So soon?
Weren't y'all able to find my balloon?'
Sayid said 'Yeah, we found it, and we know that you lied
A few weeks ago you told us that your wife had died
Said you buried her there, thought you were real slick
But I dug up that grave and there weren't no chick
There was a guy, and I want y'all to see
It says 'Henry Gale' on his photo I.D.'
So I ran into the jungle, feelin' deranged
I went out to the line to get 'Henry' exchanged
I was looking for a trade, but instead I found Mike
Who apparently was back from his Walt-searchin' hike
He said 'I found the Other's hood, they be livin' in the slums
Wearin' bare feet and rags, yo, we can take these bums
Me and four people is all that we need
So you, Kate, Sawyer and Hurly can come
But not Sayid'
So I said, 'Alright, let's go find your son
But first I have to go to the beach to get some guns'
I got a couple of rifles, and an assload of shells
Came back to the hatch and I said, 'What the hell?!'
I went inside and found three people shot
Anna and Libby were dead, but Michael was not
He looked me in the eye and said, 'Henry shot me!
He killed the girls, and then went off free
So I talked to Sayid, who quickly surmised
That Michael shot the girls 'cause he been compromised
He said, 'He's tradin' you to the Others, to get back his son
So go along with him, but don't load his gun
I take another route, and I'll meet y'all there
I'll cover your backs, and set up a flare'
So I said, 'Alright, sounds like a plan.'
I met up with Michael, and then we began
He said he was takin' us to the Other's camp
But we got shot by trank darts and went out like a lamp
We woke up on the docks, just in time to see
Michael get his son back, and then go off free
The time was upon, our doom was near
And everything that happened became apparently clear
He screwed us all over, played us for suckers
Sold us out to the Others, thanks a lot, Mother Fucker!
The Others bagged my head, and then I was beset
By an iron chamber and a blond bitch named Juilet
Who couldn't seem to understand that I wasn't in the mood
For her playin' mind games and bringin' shitty food
Also I was visited again and again
By the Other's dumb-ass leader, who now said his name was Ben
Then one day I saw some X-rays, which started up the rumor
That someone, maybe Ben? Had a spinal tumor
I called him on it, he said 'far be it from I,
To bring you all this way just so I wouldn't die
But later he confirmed my suspicions were true
He said 'I needed saving, and I need it from you'
So I put it back on him, I said 'far be it from I,
To come all this way just so you wouldn't die
Now that things had come down to the wire
Juliet told me Ben was a dangerous liar
She said, 'You should do it, but kill him as you go
It's a complicated surgery, no one would know'
She said 'I want you to think about it, Jack'
So I said 'What the hell, I'll "fix up" his back!'
The next day Ben was on the table, I was getting' in my groove
Juliet was watchin' me to see when I'd make my move
Soon I saw my opportunity, I had to be precise,
So I moved toward his kidney and I made a big slice
I said, 'Yo, the Others, y'all can't afford to wait
'Cause within the hour Ben will meet his fate
So for cryin' out loud, let me talk to Kate'
I talked to Kate, via the radio
I said, 'there isn't much time, so you gonna hafta go!'
Kate was off and runnin' at my command
It finally seemed that we had the upper hand
I said, 'A kidney repair job is what Ben's gonna need,
But until February we'll just let the sucka bleed!