Angel's Naruto Show!
Fangirls and the girls on their team.
-snap your fingers starts playing as the opening of the show starts-
-slowly fades to a small stage where a girl with waist lenghth red hair,tucked in a camo hat, sits in a comfy black chair. She is dressed in camo capri's and a white tank top-
Angel: -shuffles her papers in her lap and looks at the camera- Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to my show!
-motions to the seven chairs beside hers- Today we'll be talking to the seven hottest guys of Naruto on what they think about fangirls.
-glares at the camera- Where the hell are they Drake!
-man behind camera shrugs-
I WANT THEM HERE NOW!
-voices from backstage- SHUT UP WOMAN! WE'RE COMING!
-Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kakashi and Gaara walk out onto the stage and sits-
Angel: Ah! -narrowes her eyes- It's about time. What were you doing back there?
Shikamaru: -points at Kiba- He was whining about his dog not being able to come in.
Kiba: -growls- It's not fair!
Neji: Dogs aren't allowed.
Naruto: But they should!
Sasuke: Shut up Dobe.
Gaara: ... .
Kakashi: -is reading his book- (suprise suprise)
Angel: -sighs- Stop arguing. Security! Get Akamaru and bring him in here!
-Akamaru bounces into Kibas lap-
Angel: Okay, lets get this started. -looks down at her papers- I'm going to ask each one of you the same questions for the first part. Sasuke, you're first.
Sasuke: Hn.
Angel: what do you think of fangirls?
Sasuke: -galres- I hate them. Their annoying.
Angel: how did I know that was what he was going to say? Moving on...Kiba.
Kiba: -pets Akamaru in thought- I have a fan club?
Angel: You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
Kiba: Oh...well...I don't really care. It be nice to have a girl...but not someone who hangs on me all the time.
Shikamaru: She's not asking you what kind of you you like.
Angel: Shut up Shika. You're next.
Shikamaru: They're troublesome.
Angel: -runs a hand down her face- why do I do this to myself? Gaara.
Gaara: -stares at her-
Angel: -sighs- Kakashi?
Kakashi: -is reading-
Angel: I have a lighter and I know how to use it.
Kakashi: -looks up- I don't like them. Tsunade's the only one for me.
Angel: Uh-huh...Okay...Neji.
Neji: I agree with Uchiha. They're annoying. They constantly have pictures of us on their computers...and insist on puting us guys together.
Angel: -Quickly hides her computer and changes the background from Neji to stars- Eh-heh...okay.
Neji: -narrowed his eyes- hiding it is pointless.
Angel: -squeals- No! Don't take my pictures!
Neji: Who are they of?
Kiba: -snickers- They're of you!
Angel: KIBAAAAAA!
Neji: N-nani!(1)
Angel: Moving on! Naruto you're last!
Naruto: -looks up- What was the qeuestion again?
Angel: -slaps her forhead- Dear God...what do you think of fangirls?
Naruto: -scratches the back of his head in thought- uhhh...they're okay I guess...will they help me train?
cuz I'm the nexy Hokage! Belive it!
Angel: -hangs her head in exhuastion- Comercial! Please Dear God Put up the damn comercial!
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(comercial break)
(At Sakura's house)
Hinata: P-poor Angel-san...
Tenten: yeah...good lord she must have a headache.
Sakura: I can't believe she has pictures of Neji!
Ino: What fangirl dosen't?
-they all sweatdrop- True...
Sakura: I bet TenTen has alot of them...
Tenten: W-what! No fair! I've seen your collection on both Neji and Sasuke!
Sakura: -covers Tentens mouth-
Hinata: Y-you have p-pictures of Neji-niisan?
Ino: -smirks- you must show!
(End)
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-London bridge plays as the show fades back in-
-slowy fades-
Angel: Welcome back to the show! Sorry about the comercial...I needed a serious asprin.
Shikamaru: So troublesome.
Angel: I'm troublesome? You guys have got to be the most clueless people I know!
Naruto: -is singing ' i'm a little teapot-
Angel: Never mind. Okay...Now...Gaara. Who's you're top two favorite girls in the show?
Gaara: -shrugs- What's the pink haired girls name?
All together: Sakura.
Gaara: Her and and Temari.
Angel: -scribbles it down on notepad- okay...Kiba.
Kiba: Hinata and Sakura.
Angel: -nods and scribbles again- Kakashi.
Kakashi: -looks up- Sakura and Tsunade. The two strongest women in Konaha.
All the boys: -grummbles to themselves- you got that right.
Angel: -laughs nervously- what did they do to them? Okay...next is..Naruto.
Naruto: Oh!Oh! Sakura and Hinata!
Angel: Okay! -scribbles it down- Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: Ino and Temari.
Angel: -raises and eyebrow- okay...-writes it down- Sasuke?
Sasuke: I don't really care.
Angel: -narrows her eyes- answer the question.
Sasuke: Why should I?
Angel: -cackles evily and pulls out a stack of papers- okay..I'll just scan all them pictures of you and neji and you and Naruto all over the audience...I may even give them to the girls...
Sasuke: Fine. Sakura...uh...are their any others?
Angel: That's fine. -writes it down- Neji?
Neji: -Closes his eyes and rubs his temples- Sakura and Tenten.
Angel: Okay! Lets tally up the results...
and the winner is...
In a tie for 3rd- Ino, Tsunade, and Tenten.
in a tie for 2nd- Hinata and Temari
and in 1st place, by a shocking 6 votes- Sakura!
-Everyone claps-
Shikamaru: -sighs- can we go now woman?
Angel: That's it for our show today...next time we'll have the girls!
Naruto: -gasps and points at Angel- Your're a girl!
Angel: SECURITY!
-Naruto's thrid season ending plays with credits-
TBC
R&R!