What a Weird Day

I don't own Inuyasha.

XOXOXO

"I can't believe we beat that cat demon so easily, and we got a jewel shard out of it too!" Kagome said happily holding up the glistening pinkish-purple jewel fragment.

"Yeah Kagome it was easy I even scared her a little bit myself!" Shippo said proudly perched on top of Kagome's shoulder smirking at his accomplishment.

"Yes, I must agree with Lady Kagome and you too Shippo, but the battle could have been a lot quicker. Don't you think so Sango and Inuyasha?" Miroku replied looking back at Sango and Inuyasha and when he did he sweat dropped.

After not hearing an answer from the two, Kagome and Shippo turned around too, and when they did they sweatdropped as well.

The reason why they begin to sweatdrop in the first place was because Sango and Inuyasha both had stopped walking and began to glare at each other with fire in their eyes and were growling at each other like they were wolves.

"Oh come on you guys still aren't mad at each other about earlier are you?" Miroku asked with amusement in his voice.

Stopping from his glaring contest with Sango for a moment Inuyasha turned to Miroku and asked angrily. "What the hell do you think monk she embarrassed me in front of that damn cat demon.

"Why the hell does it matter Inuyasha she's dead now anyway, and besides it's not like anybody wanted to see your underwear anyway. I swear Inuyasha sometimes you can be such a baby." Sango said looking at Inuyasha who was back to glaring at her not really caring.

"Well no one told you to cut my pants with that damn sword, which you almost never use, and it almost killed me by the way but it's not like you care!" Inuyasha shouted looking at her with rage.

"Why should I care about your life when you obviously don't care about mine? Inuyasha you knew that I was in the path of that demon and you still used the backlash wave and in her haste to get away she knocked me about three feet away from you guys, and I sprang my ankle and got some pretty deep cuts too." Sango said angrily as she shot Inuyasha a dirty look.

"You know what they say Sango 'What goes around comes around." Inuyasha said with a cackle and a smirk.

Sango was about to come up with a smart ass comeback when she was silenced by Kagome.

"That doesn't matter now you guys all that matters is that Miroku destroyed the demon and we got a jewel shard, and that both of you guys are alright." Kagome said as Miroku and Shippo nodded their heads in agreement Kirara meowing her agreement.

With a sigh Sango turned to Inuyasha and replied. "Look Inuyasha I'm s…so…sorry about what happened earlier with your pants and stuff, and I know we aren't the best of friends, but I figure we could become good friends so what do you say truce."

Sango held out her hand.

"I'm s…so…sorry too Sango I did do that intentionally to try and get you back for what you did. I guess that was a little to the extreme wasn't, but I would like for us to become better…friends." Inuyasha said as he shook Sango's hand.

"Hey guys look it's Kaede's village!" Shippo shouted happily to others.

"We finally made it after all the walking and battling we've done." Kagome whined and complained to the others as she ran toward the village Shippo not to far behind.

"Well let's go you guys I need a break too after I fought that cat demon." Miroku said as he ran toward the village.

The other three were not too far behind.

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"I wonder when Inuyasha and the others will be back." Kaede thought aloud as she sat in her hut sipping some green tea.

Just as Kaede said those words the door to her hut opened and in walked the whole Inuyasha gang (with the exception of Sango who had to limp).

"Hello Kaede and how are you on this fine day?" Miroku greeted Kaede as he took a seat beside Sango who looked like she was in a lot of pain and Kaede noticed this.

"What is the matter with ye Sango ye look like ye are in a lot of pain?" Kaede asked as she looked Sango up and down.

"I sprung my ankle and have a couple of cuts because of Inu…this cat demon we fought earlier but it's no big deal Kaede I've had worse injuries." Sango said with an air of unimportance in her voice though she still grimaced in pain.

"Non since Sango I'll treat your injuries don't be so stubborn like Inuyasha. Sometimes I think you and Inuyasha are twins." Kaede said as she went over to a chest that contained medicine and took out a jar that contained some white looking cream and walked back over to Sango and asked. "Where are your cuts I can put this cream on them but your ankle will have to heal by itself? You should be able to walk better by tomorrow."

"I have one cut on my right arm, two little cuts on my left arm, and I have one cut on my right thigh, but I'll put the cream on that cut myself." Sango said to Kaede as she applied the cream to her fingers and put the cream on Sango's cuts (well except her right thigh which she did herself).

"There, all done; how does that feel Sango?" Kaede asked Sango as she put the cream back in the chest and walking back over to the others.

"It actually feels better Kaede! Thanks for the help." Sango thanked Kaede astonished at the creams quick healing affects.

"Ye are welcome child." Kaede said with a smile.

"Yeah, yeah, well now that the whole sickening sweet moment is over I'm hungry, and I'm sure you brought something from your time Kagome, so; what is it." Inuyasha asked irritably as always.

"Well Inuyasha you're not the only one, who's hungry, and for your information I brought some riceballs and there's enough for everyone." Kagome said hotly as she reached into her abnormally large banana yellow backpack and took out a square, blue, container with riceballs in it.

"As long as you didn't make them because the last meal you made was…" Inuyasha said finishing off his statement with vomiting noises to indicate how disgusting Kagome's food was.

"OOOOOHHHHH Inuyasha sometimes you make me so…so…you know what Inuyasha just SIT!" Kagome yelled as Inuyasha plummeted to the ground with a loud crash.

A few minutes later Inuyasha was back on his feet glaring at Kagome he asked. "What the hell was that for Kagome!"

"Inuyasha you know very well what it was for and F.Y.I. Inuyasha my mother made those riceballs." Kagome answered back hotly. "You guys help yourselves there's enough for everybody even you Inuyasha."

There were various forms of thank you in the hut as they all dug into the delicious riceballs.

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"That was delicious Lady Kagome." Miroku replied as he patted his stomach with both of his hands.

The others agreed even Inuyasha who was still hungry but there was no more riceballs left.

"Looks like there are no more riceball…oh hey it looks like there's just one left." Kagome said looking down into the square, blue, container. "Who wants the last one?"

"I do wench. I do Kagome." Sango and Inuyasha both said at the same time as they both turned to look at each other.

Sango glared at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha glared at Sango.

They glared at each other.

"Uh oh!" Everyone else said.

"Mew!" Kirara said.

"Ye remember what happened last time don't ye?" Kaede asked with worry as she looked at the two warriors began to reach for their swords.

"There was a mess everywhere you looked, the homes were demolished, and they almost killed the villagers. Sango gave Inuyasha some pain, because he had many gashes, a broken rib, a twisted ankle, and a broken nose. But Inuyasha gave Sango a dislocated shoulder, a really deep cut on her right side, a black eye, a swollen cheek, and a broken nose. Then to top it all off they even tried to kill us!" Kagome said with a shudder as the others joined her reliving that horrific day.

"And it was all because of some damn ramen!" Miroku yelled angrily which is saying a lot because Miroku hardily ever gets angry.

"What are those two doing now?" Shippo asked no one in particular as he and the others turned and sweatdrops began to form on the back of their heads.

"Are those two playing rock paper scissors?" Kagome asked Kaede.

"It looks like it Kagome." Kaede answered with a sigh and a shake of her head.

"And for a riceball this time!" Miroku said

Meanwhile…

"Rock paper scissors." Sango and Inuyasha said.

"We both got the same thing again how about we go again…" Inuyasha started, but he was silenced by Kagome.

"NO! I mean I think it's great that you two are playing a game instead of trying to destroy each other and everything in your path like last time." Kagome said with a nervous.

"HAHAhahaaaaaaaa that was hilarious we weren't going to actually kill anybody!" Sango and Inuyasha said wiping tears from their eyes.

"It's not funny anyway why don't you two…I don't know…SHARE the riceball." Kagome tried to make a compromise.

"Yeah… (mumble)…alright… (mumble) (mumble)." Sango and Inuyasha said as Sango took the riceball and broke it in half giving one piece to Inuyasha and keeping one for herself.

"Hey Sango your piece is bigger than mine!" Inuyasha accused as he glared at Sango.

"The hell it is if anything your piece is bigger than mine!" Sango also accused as she glared at Inuyasha.

That's it! I have had it up to here with those two they're giving me a migraine. Now usually I am peaceful and calm because I have the power of Buddha and I am a monk, but my patience is wearing thin with those two bickering every chance they get it has to stop now!

"Just eat the damn riceball, and stop yelling you're giving me a migraine!" Miroku yelled fed up with Sango and Inuyasha.

Everyone looked at Miroku with shocked and surprised faces. Then Sango and Inuyasha both snapped out of their state of shock and looked at Miroku with anger.

"Damn monk you don't have be so harsh we'll eat our piece of riceball!" Inuyasha said as he ate his piece of riceball.

"Yeah Miroku it was mean the way you hollered at us but me in particular!" Sango said as she ate her piece riceball as well.

"Well I just got tired of you two bickering so I had to stop you some how." Miroku said back to his happy old self again.

The others had just come out of their state of shock and Kaede was the first to speak.

"Well since it is night time, and I'm sure you children don't want to travel at night. Ye can stay here for the night." Kaede said not mentioning the Miroku scene.

"Thanks Kaede!" Everyone else said not mentioning the Miroku scene, but Sango and Inuyasha were furious.

Everyone settled in for the night. Kaede laid down in the orange sleeping bag Kagome gave her from her yellow backpack that seemed to fit anything sound asleep. Kagome in a yellow (must be her favorite color) sleeping bag lay right beside her; Shippo curled up beside her both were sound asleep. Sango was lying down in a green sleeping bag with Kirara curled up beside her both had their eyes close but were not asleep keeping alert for an attack. Miroku was in one corner of the hut sitting up with his staff leaning on the wall. He had his eyes closed but like Sango and Kirara he was awake staying alert for an attack. Inuyasha sat in the corner parallel to Miroku. He had his arms folded and his hands stuffed into the sleeves of his haiori, but he had his amber eyes wide open and he was alert ready for anything. A little while later Sango, Kirara, and Miroku were asleep, but Inuyasha was still up.

I might as well get some sleep there are no demons coming tonight.

Then Inuyasha went to sleep.

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It was the next day and it was a beautiful day at that. It was around noon and gang (minus Sango, Inuyasha, and Kirara) was preparing to depart from Kaede's village to start back to searching for Naraku.

"Bye Kaede we'll be back soon!" Kagome and Shippo chorused as they faced Kaede waving their hands back and forth.

"Goodbye Lady Kaede!" Miroku said as he smiled and gave curt nod.

Kagome and Shippo looked around trying to spot Inuyasha, Sango, or Kirara, but they were nowhere to be found.

"Hey guys have you seen Sango, Inuyasha, or Kirara?" Kagome asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"And they left without saying goodbye how rude!" Shippo said with a disgusted look on his face.

"I can see Inuyasha doing something like this, but not Sango and Kirara." Miroku said with a shake of his head.

"Oh no you got it all wrong! You see Sango and Inuyasha woke up after I did and said their goodbyes early and I mean early this morning. Kirara woke up a few minutes later and they took off." Keade said.

"Did they say where and why they were going?" Kagome asked slightly ticked and jealous that Inuyasha would take off without her but with her best friend instead.

"Yes and for them to be gone for so long that's just weird." Miroku replied keeping his same calm demeanor but he was boiling with jealousy on the inside.

"Yeah and the way they argue all of the time it just seems weird for them to take off together, and all alone at that." Shippo said completely obvious to the now completely jealous monk and miko.

"Well they did say they were going to have some time alone about seven miles away from here it shouldn't take too long to get there." Kaede said noticing the jealous people around her which she thought was hilarious.

"Let's go right now!" Kagome and Miroku yelled dragging a protesting Shippo with them.

"Good luck you guys!" Kaede yelled with a chuckle then she stopped abruptly. "I feel an evil presence coming this way. Oh well I'm sure Inuyasha and the others will take care of it."

Then she went back inside the hut to get ready for the day with the village.

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It was about an hour later and Miroku, Kagome, and Shippo were at the base of a mountain which is seven miles away from Kaede's village. Kagome and Miroku were deep in thought.

How could Inuyasha do such a thing? Sango too I thought she was my best friend she knows how much I love Inuyasha. Speaking of Inuyasha I'm sure he knows I like no love him I mean I have been giving the right hints at least I thought I was. I could be over reacting and they came out here to…pick…flowers. Yeah right when my hair turns green. I am going to have a long talk with Sango a little later.

Why would Sango do this to me? I know I'm not the best boyfriend around but I love her damnit I thought she knew that, but I do run after every girl I see and she does get jealous. Curse my damn family bloodline for being such perverts. I mean look what it's done to our family's generations. And Inuyasha knows I love Sango. He may be dense at times, but he knows about my love for her. Of course it probably isn't what I think it is…yeah right when I stop being a pervert it is. I am going to have a long talk with Inuyasha later on.

"Hey look its Inuyasha and Kirara, but I don't see Sango anywhere." Shippo replied to the other two.

"Well let's get up a little closer to see and here better." Kagome said anxiously.

"That's a great idea Lady Kagome, and look there's a rock over there. Now remember try and make the least amount of noise possible seeing as how Inuyasha and Kirara are demons and have keen hearing, and Sango can here quite well for a human seeing as how she trained to be a demon exterminator. Got It!" Miroku said as the other two nodded their heads.

Kagome, Miroku, and Shippo snuck over very quietly to the rock and began to watch and listen.

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Inuyasha and Kirara were both sitting alone on the grass looking at the endless blue sky.

"The sky is beautiful isn't Kirara?" Inuyasha asked her as he rubbed her head.

"Mew." Kirara replied as she had her eyes closed in pure contentment.

"That owner of yours sure is a handful and she has guts. Can you believe what she did to me!" Inuyasha asked Kirara when all he received was a soft purr.

Flashback

It was early in the morning the sun was just beginning to rise and two people were up in that whole entire hut, those two people were Inuyasha and Kaede.

"I see you're up early grandma." Inuyasha observed as he stood up and stretched.

"I'm always up at this hour Inuyasha." Kaede said as she got a bucket from out of a corner and headed towards the door.

"Where are you going grandma?" Inuyasha asked Kaede.

"To get some water from a waterfall nearby I'll be right back." Kaede said as she walked out of the hut.

"Keh, old people. Well I better get going to…" Inuyasha started but he was silenced by Sango.

"I got you this time Inuyasha. Now where are you going?" Sango asked Inuyasha as she looked at him suspiciously.

"The hell! I thought you were asleep, and it's none of your business where I'm going!" Inuyasha said angrily.

"Not a good enough answer." Sango said as she reached over to her side and took her sword out without him noticing seeing as how he had his back turned to her. Then she jumped up and wrapped her legs around his waist. This took Inuyasha by surprise because he fell backwards on his ass. Taking this chance she brought her sword up to his neck. "Now I'm going to ask again where are you going."

"Please, Sango you aren't going to kill me so I don't have to answer your question." Inuyasha said with a smirk.

"Whoever said I was going to kill you." Sango whispered in his ear with a smirk as she put a little more pressure on the blade making it press into Inuyasha's skin causing him to draw blood. "But I can hurt you."

"Damn Sango I didn't know you were that crazy, but I'm still not going to tell you where I'm going!" Inuyasha said.

"Fine Inuyasha I'll just follow you then." Sango whispered to Inuyasha.

At that moment Kaede walked in looking shocked. Now to Kaede it looked like Sango was straddling Inuyasha and nibbling on his ear, but we all know it's not that.

"Am I interrupting something?" Kaede asked clearing her throat.

End Flashback

"Great now Kaede's going to think I'm some kind of pervert." Inuyasha thought aloud with a sigh and shake of his head touching the still fresh but small wound on his neck. Then there was a touch on his shoulder which caused him to jump.

"Relax Inuyasha it's just me." Sango said with a chuckle as she sat down beside him, Kirara jumping into her lap.

"Oh it's just you Sango." Inuyasha replied with relief in his voice.

There was a long silence after that until Sango broke it.

"Hey Inuyasha I have to say this place is beautiful and the hot spring is incredible." Sango said with a happy sigh.

"Everything I do and find is incredible." Inuyasha said with a smirk on his face his ego kicking in.

"Yeah right Inuyasha. Give you a compliment and it goes to your head." Sango said with a sigh then all of a sudden she started to laugh. She laughed so hard she fell over in Inuyasha's lap which caused him to blush.

Why the hell am I blushing I mean it's just Sango right nothing to worry about.

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"Is she laying her head in my Inuyasha's lap?" Kagome whispered furiously to Miroku.

"She sure is and is he blushing." Miroku whispered just as furious.

"Would the two of you both be quiet? She's taking her head out off of his lap and he's stopped blushing. Sango's about to start talking now so shut up if you want to listen!" Shippo whispered angrily to the two as they shut up and resumed listening to the 'private' conversation.

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"I'm sorry Inuyasha I was just thinking about earlier." Sango said with a giggle.

"There's nothing funny about you cutting my neck." Inuyasha yelled angrily.

"It's just that did you actually think I was going to kill you?" Sango asked still highly amused.

"No…I just…just…th…" Inuyasha started to say, but he was silenced by an unfamiliar yell.

"Sango! …Sango! …Sango!" the person yelled coming into view. The guy was very tall and he had long black hair tied into a braid. He had stunning blue eyes that shined with happiness. The guy had on a dirty old blue shirt, and black pants. He had on no shoes. He was a cute guy all he needed was a nice bath and to get his closed wash. The guy didn't really need any shoes.

"Oh my god I can't believe it's you Kiyoraka!" Sango said running up to hug the stranger.

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Phew! That was a long ass first chapter but it was fun to write, and I hope it was fun to read.

Anyway please review and tell me what you think of chapter one!

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