"Okay Caboose, you stay here. Tucker and I will be right back. Okay?"
"Sure thing Church! I will stay right here!"
"Great Caboose, we'll be right back." Church and Tucker walked down the hallway. They were hanging out in Church's apartment but he was called down to the front desk along with Tucker. So that meant Caboose was left in the hallway, again. Caboose saw the mailman come to their floor and deliver the mail. Caboose walked up to the mailbox for Tucker and his apartment to find a package.
"Tucker will be happy to find out I got the mail! I shall get it then!" Caboose looked at the package to find it had his name on it, and it was from Shelia, Caboose's girlfriend. He sat down in the hall and opened it to find muffins. They had blueberries in them; Caboose loved it when Shelia would send him a present. Just as he was about to eat a muffin, he then heard Tucker and Church coming back. Church liked muffins from what Caboose could remember, so Church would get one first. The moment Caboose saw Church round the corner he yelled, "Church this muffin is for you!" and he threw it. The problem was the muffin hit Church in the head, and it was rock hard. Church passed out right in the hallway.
"What the hell Caboose!" Tucker started to yell. "You just knocked Church out!"
"He was suppose to catch it, Tucker did it."
"Dude, you can't blame this on me. I watched you knock Church out. Just help me get him back in his apartment."
"Okay."
"Where did you get those muffins anyway?" Tucker asked while they dragged Church down the hall.
"Oh! My girlfriend Shelia sent them to me. I thought Church would like one."
"Your girlfriend, Shelia, is probably a dude Caboose. All women on the internet are actually dudes."
"No, she sent me that picture. She is very pretty, I showed you!"
"It's probably fake Caboose. Here hold Church while I open the door." Caboose shouldered Church easily while Tucker opened the door. "Come on; let's put him on the couch." Caboose was about to put Church on the couch carefully when the door slammed open, and Church fell on ground hitting his head on the coffee table. "Oh shit."
Tex walked in the living room to see a nervous Tucker, Caboose, and Church unconscious on the floor. "I just got home from a stressful day at work and don't need any more stress. What the hell does this look like?"
"Oh, well. My muffin hit Church in the head, nothing bad, right?" Caboose looked over at Tucker to confirm he said the right thing.
"It was all Cabooses' fault Tex, I swear." He bolted straight for the door, leaving Caboose alone with an angry Tex.
"Get the hell out now," Tex said slowly. "Or I will kill you."
"All right, I will follow Mrs. McCrabby's advice and leave now. Goodbye Church!" While Caboose walked out of the apartment, Tex walked over and put Church on the couch carefully.
"What the hell happened?" Church asked a moment later.
"From what Caboose told me, a muffin knocked you out." Tex told him with a small smirk on her face.
"Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Caboose?"
"Several times Church, how's your head?"
"Hurts like hell."
"Good."