I destroyed a horcrux,
I rode a dragon
I have a seat -
in the prefects wagon!

I'm so tough,
I keep death eaters as pets
You could never tell
They're not really rats.

It doesn't matter
If we've never met,
'Cause I know you have me -
in your chocolate frogs card set

You don't like me
And you want to fight,
That's okay then
I will be the knight!

And when I'm gone
Hogwarts will sing
Haters back off,
Weasley is our king!