Hello minna-san!

Well, I would like to explain. I'm not handling 2 major fanfics at once, I cannot do that. Mah sched is as evil as ever. Anyway, this is a collection of one-shots from Konan's point of view.

I'll be adding stuff here if I get any ideas, maybe you guys could write our great Konan-sama letters? No? Yes? Maybe? This is primarily for like, an excuse if I get a bad case of writer's block on Naruto : New Life, New Generation, maybe I can write here so as to not bore you guys to death waiting for the next chapter xD

I just wanted to point out how awesome Konan is. SHE'S SO FRICKIN COOL! I LOVE YOU KONAN-SAMA ~ And again, I would like to point out how much I love the Akatsuki. Such awesome badasses. It's a shame Konoha 11 started killing them off…Mhmm.. I can totally see myself writing a major Konan fic in the future. I'll finish NLNG ( Can this be the acronym for my other fic?) first.

Anyways, I've made you read my intro too long and suffer from my fangirl (bi?) tendencies, so let's carry on, shall we? I'm sorry if you don't get mah humor. Or if there is any humor at all.

Rate and review, everyone!

Suspicion

A beautiful misty morning, some peace and quiet, a cup of tea in one hand, a book on the other. Ah, this is the life.

Well, not exactly. There's still a warring world of hateful ninjas and…..Konan, don't you dare think about work right now.

I took a sip from my teacup, and turned the page of the book.

Life in this new generation of Akatsuki is both quiet and loud. For me, at least. Of course, Nagato will occasionally ask me to do a mission or raid, and watch over Amegakure whenever he's gone. But most of the time he wants me to do his paperwork. To be honest, Nagato, if you can listen to my thoughts right now, which you probably are doing, I've already told you off, not once, but thrice and every time you look at me with a blank expression. Seriously? I'm not one to agitate over these things but still…

Oh Nagato. You make me fuss. Over your health, work, and your dreams.

Anyway, today is a nice, quiet day. So far. Itachi and Kisame are on a mission and Kakuzu is out bounty hunting. The rest can stay quiet and grant me a morning of beautiful silence.

"Oi! Hidan, you bastard! Give me back my clay, un! It's not a plaything, un!"

I spoke too soon.

"Fuck off, Deidara!"

I set my teacup gently on the coffee table and left the book on the armchair. Silently walking, I saw Deidara and Hidan fighting…again, in front of Sasori's room who probably was not going to be happy due to the noise.

"I didn't do anything to your stupid scythe, un! What the hell is wrong with you, un? FUCK OFF, UN!"

When I first heard Deidara's manner of speech, or maybe it can be already called an impediment, I found it cute. But of course I did not tell him so. Nagato warned me about not rubbing my femininity all over the place, and I knew Deidara would not find his manner of speech 'cute'.

"Yeah, I know that. I just wanted to point out how gay your shitty clay are, even gayer than Sasori's dolls!"

Wrong move, Hidan.

Sasori emerged from his room.

"Eto..Sasori no danna? Need anything, un?"

Sasori mercilessly gassed the two, making them collapse. He then proceeded to drag them into his room.

Curiosity killed the cat, so they say. I'm not a cat, I'm a S-class ninja. So I approached the door, and knocked once. Sasori opened the door, his emotionless eyes staring at me.

"What do you need, Konan?" He asked me with a raised brow. Sasori was rather polite to me compared to his loud partner.

"I was curious as to why did you drag the two in your room? Knowing you, you would leave them in the corridor."

"For the meantime they are my test subjects to certain poison I have, call it a potion if you will. I suppose they will be here for about several hours until I actually give them the antidote, or it wears off completely."

Interesting. "Oh? And what potion is that?"

"Aphrodisiac."

I found this encounter absolutely suspicious and horrifying.

Hehehe ~ No, I am not a Yaoi fan.

What do you think will happen after Sasori administers the aphrodisiac? xD Any evil ideas, anyone? :D

Thanks for reading ~