~The Ups and Downs of Being a Hero…~


~Downs~

People can't stand your breathe after 7 years

You can never find your toothbrush in all the stuff you have

It's hard to find time to go to the bathroom

It's hard to find a bathroom

You have to put up with your precious fairy, Navi

The only sleep you've had was for 7 years

There's no McDonald's in Hyrule to eat

There's nothing you can eat

There's never any time to eat

Since there's no pop, you always drink milk (even though it's good
for you, but yeah, you're a Hero!)

You're an animated character…boohoo (for some of you)

Lonely?

You can never really get any privacy

You always get in trouble when you call Zelda fat

You can roam around their land, Gerudo Valley. But for the millionth time, you
can't be one of them

You try to all the 101 ways to kill Navi, but I'm telling you…she won't die!!

Zelda keeps on flirting with you


~Ups~

You can hold it for a long time

Girls think you're cute

You get lots of attention

Yeah, you're a Hero

You save, and KILL things

You're allowed to go anywhere you want

You have lots of MONEY!!!

Ah, you pretty much get anything

You have a horse of your own

You have these cool weapons

You have no one to beg yourself (except for Zelda)

You can walk over water

You can stand the heat

You can't drown

You've got a friend with green hair

You have the coolest hairstyle

You're practically free

You're almost every girls dream

You can see dead people…or is that a bad thing…

Spoiled


Hahahahaha, ya I know, it was really stupid, cheesy, and whatever else you want to call it. If
there are errors, please forgive them. Please R/R. If you have any suggestions, or opinions (er
what ever) pleaz email me jessnut_blue@hotmail.com. Thanx for reading.

jessie