*words in here are some narration and descriptions. Characters here are property of Yu Watase, the author of the anime Fushigi Yuugi. I don't own the music too.
*WARNING: contains spoilers so if you want to take the risk...don't tell me I didn't warn you. But I think this is funny (in my opinion that is J )
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Anime Series... OLYMPIC EPISODES!!!
Fushigi Yuugi
Olympic Synchronizers

Announcer: First day event! Synchronize swimming!
Audience: Yahoo! Woohoo! Go! Go! clap clapAnnouncer: Silence, silence please (audience had an abrupt stop). Thank you. The 2020 Olympic committee agreed to have this event bisexual-meaning, ladies and gentlemen can join. No lesbians, no gays. Just ladies and gentlemen.
Audience: Hey chatterbox! Stop the talking! Let the games begin!
Announcer: Okay,okay. Due to public demand, may I present to you the first performers. From Ancient China, the Synchronizing Seishis with Tamahome, Hotohori, Tasuki and Chichiri!!!
Audience: Woohoo! Go! Go!
the seishis appeared, waving at the audience
Announcer: Wearing red trunks...

Tamahome: Duh, we should have worn red swimsuits with my favorite swan design.
Tasuki: As much as I want to, the game says trunks for boys.
Chichiri: But we're girls, how could you ever forget NODA!
Hotohori: If they judge by the looks, surely they'll count me as a girl. I'm prettier than they!
Announcer: Using the music of Voltez V opening theme, here goes the Synchronizing Seishis!!!
the 4 dived with grace

Outside the venue...
Miyaka: I told you I hate to see it!
Yui: I heard they're in red trunk. What's the matter? Come on!
Miyaka: Whatever! I don't want to see it!
Yui: pulled Miyaka inside
Miyaka: No Yui-chan! You'll regret this! Waaahhhh!!! Somebody help me!!!

At the tournament...
Music: tenententenen...tenten...
tenententenen...tenten...
the 4 forming a circle with arms entwined
Music: tenenenen...
tenenenen...
sliding over to the left and right
telepathy underwater
Tamahome: Nice guys. Do what I thought you!
Tasuki: exaggerate...exaggerate...
Chichiri: Move the right hand in..move the left hand out..
Hotohori: Stick your butt out and shake it all around..
red butts sticks out of the water and shaking it around
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Yui: Miyaka look!
Miyaka: No.
Yui: Look at their red butts! Woohoo! Go gays... I mean GUYS!!!
Miyaka: Butt? Where? opens her eyes Hoto-sama?!?
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Tasuki: We're getting even better!
Tamahome: left...right...
Hotohori: Whoo! Twist and turn...
Chichiri: Now stretch...stretch..
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Audience: Great moves!!!!!applause
Kid: They look like baby bottle suckers! greater applause
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Yui: I wish my seishis could compete too.
Miyaka: I heard that they're next.
Yui: Really? I should have brought my camera.
Miyaka: No need to worry. I'll use my photographic memory stares at the synchronizing seishis and started linking her eyes like camera snaps
Yui: *sweatdrop*
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Hotohori: Now the "split"
Chihiri: Don't forget the guidelines.
formed a diamond with the "split"
after a few minutes, the music ended
the seishis made a perfect in-line backstroke exit
Audiece: PERFECT!! even greater applause
Tasuki: They love us!
Hotohori: They adore us!
Yui: Congratulations guys! walked towards them
Miyaka: Great butts!!
a voice was shouting, walking nearer to the group
Nuriko: I told you PURPLE!
Chiriko: But red looks good!
Yui: What's the argument about?
Nuriko: Look here, I'm the costume designer. I told my little apprentice here to have the trunks purple.
Chiriko: What "little apprentice"?!? I'm smarter than you are. And as I decided here, the color is red!
Mitsukake: The program of the four is over. They used red. What's the point of arguing?
Miyaka: What's your part here Mitsukake?
Chichiri: He's our manager NODA.
Mitsukake: You betcha!

Announcer: Silence please. The next performers from Ancient China, the Orange Synchronizers with Nakago, Tomo, Suboshi and Amiboshi!!!
Audience: Audience: Woohoo! Go! Go!
the seishis appeared, waving at the audience
Announcer: Wearing orange trunks...
Nakago: Duh, we should have worn orange swimsuits with my favorite crane design.
Amiboshi: As much as I want to, the game says trunks for boys.
Tomo: But we're girls, how could you ever forget.
Suboshi: I didn't say that...
Announcer: Using the music of Combatler V opening theme, here goes the Orange Synchronizers!!!
the 4 dived with grace

Yui: Here goes my seishis.
Miyaka: I half wished to see Ashitare.
Yui: Aren't you going to throw up for what you have said?
Miyaka: Almost...here goes...BWAAARCKK!!!vomitted
Yui: That's okay my friend. Think and imagine what you have said. Imagine Ashitare in orange trunks.
Miyaka: BWAAARKK!!! vomitted3x

Music: Tentenententeten...
Tentenententeten...
the 4 forming a circle with arms entwined
Music: V! V! V! Victory...
Combine 1,2,3...
sliding over to the left and right
telepathy underwater
Nakago: This is going to be easy guys.
Amiboshi: Feel the music.
Suboshi: move your right foot in..move your right foot out..
Tomo: Stick your butt out and shake it all around...
orange butts sticks out of the water and shaking it around

Yui: Miyaka look!
Miyaka: No!
Yui: They're sticking their butt out like your seishis!
Miyaka: Butt? Where? looks
Yui: Just imagine Ashitare sticking his butt out and shaking it all around.
Miyaka: nauseous BWAAARKK!!6x

Chichiri: That's our victory move NODA!
Tamahome: Injustice.
Hotohori: Oh no! I think Tomo there shook his butt better then me...
Tasuki: This can't be happening!

Amiboshi: We're getting even better!
Nakago : left...right...
Tomo : Whoo! Twist and turn...
Suboshi : Now stretch...stretch..

Audience: Great moves!!!!!applause
Older kid: They look like reversed baby bottle suckers! greater applause

Chichiri: Duh...
Yui: Now Miyaka, try imagining Ashitare twisting and turning, all wet and that...
Miyaka: Stop this! BWAARKKK!!9x
Nuriko: Bwahahahahah..bwahahahaha..bwahahahaha!!!laughs at the orange synchronizers

Tomo: Now the "split".
Suboshi: Be sure to make it perfect.
the four made a diamond with the "split" in a dramatic motion
after a few minutes, the music ended
the seishis made a perfect in-line breaststroke exit

Audience: PERFECT!!! even greater applause
Amiboshi: They love us!
Tomo: The adore us!

Audience: cheers and wild applause for the 2 groups
Announcer: Due to uncontrollable reasons, the other performers made their last minute back out after seeing the "stick-out-the-butt-and-shake-move". We will now decide on the winner between the Synchronizing Seishis and the Orange Synchronizers. The judges: Suzaku, Seiryuu, Genbu and Byacko.
Suzaku: We appreciate your effort guys,
Seiryuu: but we have only one thing to look at and decide on,
Genbu: All we are looking for are...
Announcer: AN INTERRUPTION! We'll have a special performance by ASHITARE!!!!
Announcer: Wearing pink trunks...
dived gracefully
music of Itooshii hito no Tameni
did all the seishis' moves in a perfect routine with music timing

Audience: That's performance! wilder applause
Seishis: thunderstruck and speechless
Nuriko: I never thought , even in nightmares, that he knows how to synchronize..
music ended
Genbu: Thank you for that performance. As I was saying a while ago, we were only looking at one thing,
Byacko: We were not really concerned about your moves. All we were looking for are...
All gods/judges: PINK TRUNKS.
Suzaku: And since no one but the special performer wore that,
Seiryuu: We declare him winner instead!
Seishis: fainted
Audience: Outstanding choice!!!
Ashitare: with tears of joy, came upstage
Judges: You'll have one-year supply of pink trunks. All in different animal designs with lace and sequins.
Ashitare: Thank you, thank you. I long waited to have these "very rare" kind of trunks. In relation to this I would like to thank you, he, she, it, her, him, they, we, I, them.................................................
THE END
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Acknowledgements: I would like to thank our official synchonizers, Precious, Christabelle, Lea and Zara for the moves and to Dyan for the inspiration of the costume.

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Forgive me for such fic. I'm not against any Fushigi Yuugi character and I don't like Ashitare in any way(I hate him for the death of Nuriko-sama). I just created this with my crazy mind in one night ^_~!