Emmett is... HAS FINALLY CRAKED!?!?!?

BPOV

Edward and I were on are way over to his house because Charlie is ou t of town for the week. As we pulled up the driveway Edward stopped.

"Bella come with me quick!" said Edward looking amused.

EPOV

As we pulled up to my house i heard Emmetts thoughts:

Thats it my pretties only 10 more and you will be complete! FRUIT POWER!!! yummers

Wha the hell is em up to??

We are almost complete ...no no NOO!

"Bella come with me quick!"I said.

Boy i do not wanna miss this!

EmPOV(before they pull up)

I walkedinto the kitchen which had been stocked w/ food cuz bella is staying here for awhile. I seen a bowl of fruit and had an idea.

What if fruits were vampires?? I wanna try that!!

I grabbed all the fruit i wanted and walked into the living room. I set the fruit down infront of me and picked up an apple. I bit into it...yummy!! Whoa its so good. It will make a good vamppy! I bit into 30 apples, oranges,peaches,pears,and grapefruits.

Thats it my pretties only 10 more and you will be complete! FRUIT POWER!!! yummers

We are almost complete ...no no NOO!

Then they did...nothing!?!?!?

BPOV

Edward pulled me into his bedroom window and we walked very very quiatly downstairs. Emmett was biting...FRUIT?? WTF?? Emmett started shouting NO's and Soo close. Edward pulled me down tword em.

"Bella I think Emmett finaly craked!" Edward said looking like he didn;t know weather to laugh or not laugh.

"Rose won't be happy" (AN:Rosalie is bella's bff along w/ alice!) I said laughing.

Emmett turned around and he looked like he was dry sobbing.

*sniffles*"Mmmyyyy fruit vamppys didn't work!?!?!?"He wailed.

That was it me and Edward burst out laughing.

Emmett started rocing back and fourth saying "no fruit vamppys!"

EPOV

I whipped out my cell and dialed Carlisle.

He answered on two rings.

"Hello"

"Umm..Carlisle I think Emmett finally cracked!" I said amused.

"Why?"

""Cuz he tried to make vampire fruit and is now dry sobbing cuz it dain't work"

"Umm...I will see when i get home in an hour, Alice will be homw soon anyway"

"K bye''

''Bye"

I turned around to see Emmett picking up the fruit and walking outside. Me and Bella followed him.

EmPOV

I walked outside with my evil fruit.If this fruit won't be vamppys then i might as well throw it into space!

I picked up the evil fruit and chucked it as hard as i could.

"HAHAHA TAKE THAT EVIL FRUITS!"

"DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!"

Once all the fruit was gone we went inside and watched a movie.

APOV

I walked inside the house and turned on the news.

"There have been mysteryes reports of faling fruits in Port Angeles,WA today. Apperently tons of fruit has been falling from the sky, all of which have bit marks in..."

"Guys you've gotta see this!"I exclaimed.

They Cullens and Bella came downstairs. All of a sidden they watched the news and Edward and Bella turned and looked at Emmett.

"Oppsie!" Emmett hollered then took off.

"What the hell was that about??"I asked.

"Long story"Edward and Bella said at the same time.

The End

kk my first fanfiction eva!!! good bad ?? review

this wuz kinda random so yea