Naruto's...little problem.
It was a beautiful morning in konoha. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping...
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Naruto was screaming.
Immediately team 7, team 8, team 10, team gai, and tsunade. Broke into his house.
"What is it Naruto?" Tsunade asked urgently.
"I... have a... situation." he said.
"Did you finally learn how babies are made?" Neji asked sarcastically.
"I ALREADY KNEW THAT!" he yelled.
"Oh is it like rubbing 2 sticks togeather." Sai asked exitedly.
"No Sai, gay couples can't have children together." Naruto said exasperatedly followed by an "Aww" from Sai.
"Did you get morning wo-."
"Kiba if you don't stop now I'll kill you." he said from behind his door.
"Then what is it Naruto?" Tenten(that's right) asked.
"Well... it's kind of embarasing."
"Just open the damn door." Shikamaru said.
Then Shino pulled out a glock from his jacket and pointed it at the door, but before he could shoot, Lee grabbed his arm and pointed it at the ceiling. Where he shot and a piece of ceiling fell on Kakashi who was promptly knocked out.
"Hey Naruto, Shino's gonna bust a cap in your ass if you don't come out of your room." called Chouji.
"OK OK Shino, I'll open the door."
and so the door opened to finally reveal...
… Naruto... naked... with fox ears... and a fox tail. Hinata feinted, Ino flew back from a nose bleed, and the remaining conscious inhabitants just stared flabbergasted.
"That's it?" Kurenai asked.
"No it'-" Naruto began but was glomped by a flurry of flesh and redhair.
When the mad glomper had come into focus, it revealed a beautiful, equaly naked redhaired woman with fox ears, a fox tail, and red slitted eyes on Naruto's back and her arms and legs wrapped tightly around him.
"Naruto... come back to bed." she said seductively. Naruto sweated and mouthed help me. The woman attached to Naruto's back turned her attention away from nibbling on his newfound ears to glaring at the ninja in the living room. "Leave unless you plan on joining in." she slammed the door.
"HELP I'M BEING RAPED!" Naruto yelled.
Suddenly Anko flew through the window and walked briskly to the door. "Don't know how or why, but I heard Naruto scream rape and I want a piece." she said as she walked into the room.
Sakura snapped out of her stupor and went to Hinata and Ino's unconcious bodies and dragged them inside Naruto's room. She stuck her head out of the crack. "They'll thank me later." and she retreated back into the room, but Tenten got to the door before it could close and entered.
Everybody looked to the hokage. "Tsunade-sama, what are we gonna do?" Asuma asked weakly.
Tsunade stretched and walked to the front door. "Eh, I'll be back later." and everyone seemed to just wake up and find excuses to leave. Moans of pleasure came both clearly and muffled out of Naruto's bedroom door.
… and Tsunade did come back....
… to join in.
… yeah.
The end
Darren ookami: I'm so high on life right now. Oh my god. It's so stupid and I still wrote it. If you're wondering who the redhaired woman is, it's FemKyuubi. Give me smiles. =] and i'll type another one up. Plus another story I is working on. Yes I said is... suck it.