Dear Miss Scully,
I was really sorry to hear your predicament
concerning baby equipment. Unfortunately we are unable to provide the following
features that you have asked for:
2 light up alien heads
1 metallic spaceship
2 nasal implants (whatever the hell they are)
4 tracks from "war of the world"
We also have no "soft light" or a "squeeze" blanket. We would suggest
that you try our wonderful range of "Closure" quilts, "Humbug" scented
pillows and a "dreamland" comforter for when "darkness falls".
The good news is we have been able to provide you with:
1 alien shaped baby bath
7 alien baby bibs (You are the leader, why look to the stars when I
have you....)
4 alien pod baby grows
I hope we have been of some service and look forward to hearing from
you soon
Darren Oswald
I was emailed this a long time ago, I just thought it was clever :) . It was sent on the 18th June.
I was really sorry to hear your predicament
concerning baby equipment. Unfortunately we are unable to provide the following
features that you have asked for:
2 light up alien heads
1 metallic spaceship
2 nasal implants (whatever the hell they are)
4 tracks from "war of the world"
We also have no "soft light" or a "squeeze" blanket. We would suggest
that you try our wonderful range of "Closure" quilts, "Humbug" scented
pillows and a "dreamland" comforter for when "darkness falls".
The good news is we have been able to provide you with:
1 alien shaped baby bath
7 alien baby bibs (You are the leader, why look to the stars when I
have you....)
4 alien pod baby grows
I hope we have been of some service and look forward to hearing from
you soon
Darren Oswald
I was emailed this a long time ago, I just thought it was clever :) . It was sent on the 18th June.