As I begin at this new school,

I once again feel rather small.

For the second time in my short years,

I've been advised to tread with fear.

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Although a kind man sits as head,

Here another inspires dread.

The students are all quick to scarper,

From the fearsome Potions Master.

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Although my classmates terror shows,

I've fought and beaten greater foes.

And though my peers will think me mad,

I think; perhaps he's not so bad.

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His scathing quips may make kids quake,

But he'd never give them chocolate cake,

And force-feed them the whole great plate,

He isn't spiteful; more irate.

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And though he has a thunderous glare

He'd never lift them by their hair

And fling them high across a fence

He isn't vicious; simply tense.

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He'll gladly make them sit detention,

But never stand at straight attention,

Trapped within a cupboard tight,

With jagged walls devoid of light.

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They criticise his style of dress,

His fashion sense is not the best.

But next to Trunchbulls bulging calves,

His sweeping robes look rather smart.

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And as others laugh about his hair,

I notice that while harsh; he's fair.

And though he's prone to shout and yell,

He truly wants us to do well.

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His angry words may be sharp and burning,

But he clearly has respect for learning.

And though few would count themselves his fans,

I find that I quite like this man.


Please review and let me know what you think.

I'm thinking of doing a full crossover of Matilda at Hogwarts (Probably in Luna's class) which may or may not develop into a Snape / Miss Honey pairing, would anyone be interested in reading that?