Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
AN: This is a complete and utter crack fic.
No one was sure how it happened, nor was anyone willing to look into how it was possible for The Monster Book of Monsters and a sock belonging to Dobby the House Elf to fall in love then went on to create many offspring.
However the offspring or better known as Mocks were cute and made brilliant pets. They quickly became very popular in the Wizarding World and the Mocks untied all sides together.
Lord Voldemort decided to give up his evil ways and breed Mocks for a living which stopped a war and many people dying.
The End