Title: Change
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: Some things never change.
Disclaimer: Apparently my obsessive dedication is not a form of currency, so I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
Author's Note:Just a pointless little story, and likely with OCC characters. At one point I think Al is possessed by Mustang… The plot bunny just latched on and wouldn't let go. Inspired by Mikkeneko's "Instant Pairing Fanfic" on www dot toukakoukan dot com.
Some things never change… Winry found herself thinking. An idle conversation between the Elrics had devolved into a fairly heated argument, and the brothers quickly became oblivious to all else.
"That was in no way logical!"
"Yeah, well… I'm your older brother, so I don't have to make sense!"
"Haven't I already won this fight?"
"I let you win it then, but I so would have won if I wanted to."
Sciezska walked out into the backyard unnoticed. "Hey Win, I'm going to the li—" She halted next to Winry and asked, "Um… Should I go?" A look both parts curiosity and worry crossed her face as she gaped at the spectacle before her.
"Don't worry, it's nothing. Merely boys being stupid again," Winry smirked as Ed continued the hopeless battle.
"You already asked her, and she rejected you! If I asked her to marry me, she would've said YES!"
Ed stood there, slightly red-faced and panting, a smug look on his face when he thought his brother's silence meant victory. However, Al broke into a devilish grin and stopped Ed's gloats in their tracks.
"…You know Winry said no because she wouldn't date anyone shorter then her, right?"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE MIDGET FREAK WHO CAN'T DATE ANYBODY BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD HEAR HIM WHEN HE ASKED?"
Winry snickered as Edward's usual tirade spilled out of his mouth. Yeah, some things never change. But then again… She reached down to grope her girlfriend's ass, and was rewarded a blush. Some things change in ways you never expected them to.