~ Ah! Yukina, Kuwabara the new Key Blade Master ~

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Chapter One: Kuwabara: What the Hell!

One day as Kuwabara walked down the street as usual looking for URAMESHI. URAMESHI! Come out you little punk! He he. What the Hell! Whose there, anwser me bro dick. AH! Haha you are looking for that URAMESHI kid right. YAH why who are you! Well I am the Great Maleficent, mistress of all evil. Ha ha tell that to Hiei! What did you say? Muahhhh. No I am. I am the evilest of them all/ Who goes there.

Well maleficent it is only I Lord Ansem. Oh he tells me of a child named Hiei. The evilest of them all. We will just have to see about THAT. Do you have the girl? Yes my true evilest. Ah give me Yukina! What about your friend URAMESHI don't you want him. Yes now give me them. NO! HAHAHAHA! Kuwabara charges and goes crashing into the wall. YUKINA! I will save you. What the hell is that LORD SHISHIO and a dog and duck all walking side by side. One caring a katana, shield and wand. What's this a key!

Authors Note: Bum bum bum.. What happens next. Please read and review. Thanks. Who should be included. Bum bum bum..