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An: This is our first fanfiction ever. It is our version of Marauders seventh year at Hogwarts with many fun twists, pranks and crazy teachers. Please read and Review. No Flames
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Chapter 1: Revenge is sweet…and colorful
"OW! Mother fucker! My foot!"
"Shhh!"
"Shut up! You'll wake them up!"
"Sorry, these guys have crap all over the room!"
"SHHH!" Hissed Ariana as the girls crept through the boys dorms towards the bathroom.
"Come on; let's do this quickly before Sawyer wakes up china." Lily whispered.
They opened the door slowly to make sure it didn't squeak and stealthily slipped through the small gap.
"Okay, who has the dye?" Sawyer asked as they closed the door softly behind them.
"I got it." Ariana said, passing some dye to the other two.
"This is going to be great." Lily giggled.
"I sort of feel bad for Remus, he didn't do anything really." Sawyer said
"He didn't warn us, so in my book he's fair game." Ariana said as she poured some dye into the face wash on the counter.
Lily opened the shower curtain to get access to the soap and shampoo in the stall. "They don't have very good shampoo." she mentioned as she put the dye in the bottle.
Sawyer went into another stall and laughed as she asked, "Oh my god, which one do you think uses Fructis?"
"That's Sirius', I bought it for him." Ariana answered.
"You bought him shampoo?" Lily asked raising her eyebrow.
"Yeah, I didn't like the one he was using."
"You guys are so weird. Who buys their boyfriend shampoo?" Sawyer asked.
"That's nothing you should wait to see what I'm getting him for Christmas." Ariana said with a smile.
"What?" Asked Lily
"You'll see."
"Shh! I think I heard something." Sawyer said. The girls went still. They exchanged panicked looks when they heard footsteps padding over to the bathroom.
"Stall." Lily mouthed and pointed to the one she had just vacated.
They ran in and listened anxiously from behind the curtain. They heard the door open and someone walk in and the sink tap turn on as the person noisily grabbed a glass off the counter. Lily, Ariana, and Sawyer held their breath as they waited for the guy to leave.
The person left the room and the girls exhaled.
"That was so close." Lily said quietly.
"Alright, we're done; let's get out of here before our luck runs out." Sawyer said.
They exited the bathroom and tip toed across the room. Lily cracked open the door and slid through the opening followed closely by Sawyer. As Ariana approached the door one of the boys sat up.
"Who's there?" he asked drowsily.
"It's me." Ariana said recognizing Sirius' voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, just came to see you."
"Oh."
"Well, I've seen you, ok bye." Ariana said quickly and left the room.
"Okay." He mumbled then slumped back down to sleep.
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"That was so close." Lily said, falling down onto her bed.
"I thought we were dead for sure." Sawyer grinned.
"Ah, sweet revenge." Ariana said as she got under her covers.
"I can't wait for tomorrow!" Sawyer said.
"You don't think Sirius will say anything about you being there, will he?" Lily asked.
"Nah, he probably won't even remember." Ariana yawned, "He was half asleep."
"Would you guys shut up?" Said an annoyed voice from the far bed, making them all jump.
"Oh, sorry were we disturbing you?" Sawyer asked sarcastically, "How disrespectful of us."
Caprice glared at Sawyer, who glared back with equal intensity.
"Sorry Caprice." Ariana said and lay down.
"Good night." Lily said.
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Remus rolled over and blinked at the bright light as he opened the curtains around his bed. Looking at his watch he saw it was quarter past nine. He stretched and went to his trunk to change. Once he was dressed he went down into the common room.
He got to the bottom of the staircase and saw Lily sitting by the fire reading a book.
"Morning." he said sitting down across from her.
Lily looked up and frowned, "Don't you take showers in the morning?"
"What? No I took one last night. Why? Do I smell?" He asked nervously.
"No. No reason, just wondering." She said "When do the others get up?"
"Umm all around the same time at ten thirty; well actually Sirius could sleep until eleven or twelve since it's a weekend and all."
"Oh, and they take showers in the morning?"
"…Yes." Remus said suspiciously, "Why are you so interested in our morning routines?"
"No reason."
"What did you do?"
"Nothing."
"You're a horrible liar."
"Yes she is." Ariana said entering the room. "Might as well tell him."
"Tell me what?" Remus asked looking between the two girls.
"Well, we kind of did something vengeful…" Lily said slowly.
"Like what?"
"Like putting dye in the guys soap and shampoo…" Lily said.
"Why?"
"To get them back for what they did to us last week." Ariana said.
"You're still mad about the pixie incident?"
"They put Cornish pixies in our dorm!" Lily said
"Yeah well it happens…" Remus defended, "and I had nothing to do with that!"
"You should have warned us." Ariana protested.
"I honestly didn't know about it."
"You didn't?" Lily asked
"No."
"Well, it's a good thing you didn't shower then." Ariana said
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Peter slowly woke up and looked bleary eyed around the room. He pulled the covers off and got out of bed. He went towards the bathroom and wasn't watching where he was going and walked into James' trunk.
"OW!" he howled jumping up and down on one foot nursing the other.
James and Sirius both shot up in bed at the commotion.
"Wha'd ya do?" Sirius slurred.
"No, I didn't eat the last celery stick" James said sleepily.
"Sorry, but James, your freaking trunk is in the middle of the room." Peter complained.
Peter went into the bathroom and soon after James and Sirius entered the bathroom to shower. (AN: Each went into a separate stall, for all those who have dirty minds and were thinking something else)
Peter had just finished washing off the soap and reached to turn off the tap but froze when he saw his hand. It was hot pink. So were his arms and legs. He looked at the soap which was normally a creamy color, and it now sported a slight pink tinge.
"James! Sirius! Don't use the-" Peter began to say
"FUCK!" Sirius said from the next stall "I'M BLUE!"
"Aww, Sirius don't be saaAHHH! I'M PURPLE! WHY AM I PURPLE?" James screamed
The guys all wrapped a towel around their waists and got out of their stalls. They looked in the mirror in confusion. Then it dawned on them.
"You don't think…" James said slowly.
"Nah, they wouldn't." Sirius said slowly.
"Yeah I mean they'd wake us up." Peter said
"Wait a second. They did." Sirius groaned "Last night, Ariana was in here."
"Yeah I thought I heard something when I went to get a drink in the bathroom." James agreed.
"And I thought I heard some one smash into James' trunk." Peter said.
They exchanged a look, got dressed and marched out of the dorm, down to find the girls.
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Lily looked up as she took a bite of her toast to the guys enter the Great Hall, in all there colorful glory. She began to laugh and choked on her toast. Remus had to slap her on the back to prevent her from choking. Sawyer turned to see what Lily was laughing about as she took a sip of pumpkin juice, and spat it out all over Caprice when she saw the guys.
Caprice shrieked and said, "Are you kidding me, you did that on purpose!"
Sawyer really didn't give a damn and continued to laugh. All around the Great Hall students were laughing and the sight of there class mates. Some of the teachers looked horrified. The three of them sat down and acted as if nothing was different.
"Sirius, what's wrong? You seem a bit blue." Ariana said with a straight face as they all burst into laughter again.
"Actually I feel quite peachy if I do say so myself" Sirius declared, grabbing a slice of toast.
James asked casually, "So, whose idea was it to put the dye in our stuff?"
"Remus." The girls said at once
"No I didn't!" Remus defended
"It was my idea actually." Lily said with a smile
"I should have known my girl would come up with something as clever as that." James said
"I'm not your girl Potter." Lily replied
"Anyway, that was completely uncalled for." Peter whined
"So were the pixies." Muttered Sawyer
"Okay, so the pixie thing wasn't our best idea, but at least we didn't turn you different colors." James whined
"They completely trashed our room, we spent an entire day cleaning, plus we had to listen to Caprice's whining while we cleaned, so trust me, this is totally fair." Sawyer explained
"I don't whine, you do." Caprice responded, glaring at Sawyer. Sawyer just rolled her eyes.
"How long are we going to be like this?" Peter asked
"24 hours." Sawyer replied
"Great, I have to spend the entire day looking like the cookie monster." Sirius muttered
"It could have been worse." Remus said
"How?"
"She could have made you yellow and then you would look like big bird."
"Either way, this really sucks." James said
"This day is going to be interesting…"Ariana grinned
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AN: Yeah! Chapter one!