[A.N: Collaboration with the wonderful, amazing and ever amusing Orasa Nekuma! This little beauty was inspired by the fifth Harry Potter book...or more specifically "Weasley is Our King". Read and review and we'll love you!]
Naraku is Our Princess
Naraku is our Princess,
Naraku controls more than one Demoness,
Naraku never rests,
Naraku's real name is actually Bess.
That's why Kagura and Kanna confess,
Naraku is our Princess
Sango is our Queen,
Sango can kill anything,
Sango serious head injury will bring,
Sango is easily provoked by anything,
That's why Miroku sings,
Sango is our Queen.
Jaken is our Lord,
Jaken couldn't find a youkai Hoard,
Jaken couldn't kill a board,
That's why we all roar,
Jaken is our Lord.
Sesshoumaru is our Queen,
Sesshoumaru isn't really very mean,
Sesshoumaru is tall and lean,
That's why we all tell what we've seen,
Sesshoumaru is our Queen
Inuyasha is The Puppy,
Inuyasha really couldn't defeat even Buffy,
Inuyasha is very fluffy,
Inuyasha is not Tuppie,
That's why we all trumpet,
Inuyasha is the Puppy
Kagome is our King,
Kagome never lets her arrows ring,
Kagome can't hit worth a ding,
Kagome is always the more important thing,
That's why we all sing,
Kagome is our King
Miroku is our King,
Miroku will grope anything,
Miroku still can't get any *Beep*,
Miroku is still suffering from that last ping,
That's why Sango and Kagome sing,
Miroku is our King!
Toutousai is our Toaster,
Toutousai couldn't fix a roller coaster,
Toutousai is Sesshoumaru's much older Jaken-Roaster,
Toutousai isn't anything to boast over,
That's why Inuyasha screams,
Toutousai is our Toaster
Kikyou is our Wiffle Ball
Kikyou's reign did swiftly fall,
Kikyou really hates us all,
Kikyou has no real soul at all,
That's why we all squall,
Kikyou is our Wiffle Ball
Shippo-chan is our Chibi
Shippo-chan is really shibby
Shippo-chan is just a kiddie
Shippo-chan can be so very nifty
That's why we all proclaim
Shippo-chan is our Chibi