Hey! Hope you like my new story! Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Esme, and Carlisle are vampires. Alice and Edward are human siblings. Rosalie is rich, human and a bit of a snob. Throw in a invite to a spa in the middle of nowhere for her and her five best friends and a psychotic spa attendant and panic ensues. I do not own Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn. Well I own a copy of the books.

Bella POV

Uh, high school never gets more exciting. Well it can like when I use my power to manipulate matter for evil. Like just moments before the teacher laid her workbook down on her desk in the back then walked up front so I used my power to move it into a boy's bag which was sitting near her desk. She walked back to pick it up then looked up where she just was she told everyone near her desk to empty their bags. The boy goes to empty his bag and *plop* it fell.

"EMMETT CULLEN! TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" She bellowed at the boy, my brother.

"Mrs. Gonzalez I was framed! My sister did this! She always does things like this to me!" He defended himself bravely. Stupid move, moron.

"Stupid remark MORON!" I whispered so fast no one would see or hear it but him.

"HOW DID BELLA, MY PERFECT STUDENT, FRAME YOU FROM THE SECOND ROW? Tres dias de detención!" She bellowed at him. The bell rang and we walked to lunch. Emmett was sulking while I relayed the incident to Jasper who took French. Jasper started to shake with silent laughter. People started to randomly giggle. I flicked him.

"So Jasper, what is this I hear that you might ask a human out?" Emmett asked. Probably to get the conversation off him.

"It's Alice Masen. You know Edward's sister."

"Oh, the one that thinks she can see the future!"

"She can! Guys ... I think ... I love ... with Alice." I stopped and turned him to me.

"Jas she is human. You would have to tell her . . . " I dropped off as someone leaned closer to hear our conversation.

"I know, but I do love her. I am going to tell her . . . that I love her." He walked away to the direction Alice always comes from. Oh well. I wish I could find someone for me. Emmett dragged me to the lunch room and set me down next to Edward. He sat beside Rosalie. As Edward opened his mouth to say something a shriek was heard. Emmett and I jumped up. Quickly followed by Edward. Alice came running in with Jasper holding onto her hand. She ran to our table then started talking very fast for a human.

"JASPERJUSTASKEDMEOUTANDISAIDYESTOHIM!" She yelled.

"Ally slow down." Rosalie said calmingly.

"JASPER JUST ASKED ME OUT AND I SAID YES!" She huffed. She pulled Jasper down and then started a conversation with Rosalie.

"Good for you Jasper!" Edward said.

"Yeah way to go." Emmett said. It wasn't congratulatory.

"Very brave Jas." I added. He knew I didn't just mean on asking her out. I meant asking her out without consulting Carlisle. Asking her out and opposing Emmett's views.

"OMG! My dad gave me six tickets to a spa in western Arizona. A place called ' Psico Del Refugio'!"

"Um, what does psico mean? It sounds a lot like psycho!" Jasper asked.

"The name means 'Psycho's Haven' roughly translated." I said roboticaly.

"It was either that or 'Castillo de Psico'."

"'Castle of Psycho'"

"Doesn't your dad know Spanish?"

"No, He knows French, Latin, and Hindi."

"Well I am going!" Alice stated. She said it as if it finalized things.

"Then I'm going too." Jasper said.

"We're going." Emmett said. He said it while looking at me.

"I'm going." Edward said. Crap, it did finalize things. Emmett and I to keep Jasper from saying too much. Jasper cause Alice was going. Edward to protect his little sister.

"Ooo! You little PIXIE! You planned that!" I accused her. She just turned and nodded her little head.

********* A week later*********

We all packed in on the private jet my family and Rosalie's chipped in to rent. Alice and Rosalie both had ten bags each. Ten of which were empty. I knew I would regret it but I asked.

"We are going to a new place so we are so going shopping!" Alice said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Rosalie just bobbed her head in time to the music we had chosen. A song came on that the guys must have picked. It was 'Not Good Enough For Truth Or Cliche' by Escape the fate.

"HER FOUR WORDS THEY'RE THE MY ENEMIES OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS! WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DIE ALONE?" Emmett belted out.

"Emmett shut the HECK UP!" I screamed over the chorus. We had only ten more hours of this madhouse. Maybe some of us belonged at a haven for psychos.

"LETS PLAY TWISTER!"

"YEAH" Three voices chorused. Jasper and I groaned. We set up the mat and I called out.

"Right-hand red."

"Left foot green."

"Head blue." Everyone but Edward tried.

"That isn't one of them."

"Yeah but it landed on a line so that means you put your head on a color. That is how we play it." I retorted. He groaned but did it anyway.

"Right foot yellow." By now nearly everyone was in a compromising position. Alice and Jasper's faces were right next to each other so close they could kiss and not be out. Emmett and Rosalie were on top of one another. Rosalie was trying very hard to keep herself up with Emmet's massive body on hers. Edward was the only one in a remotely comfortable position, he was going for the dots closest together.

******30 min later******

Rosalie was the first to cave. I had stopped calling 30 minutes ago now it was just an endurance match. Rosalie fell, then Emmett who had been using her as support had fallen on top of her careful to stop himself or it would have been like a boulder falling on her. Jasper and Edward fell at the same time. The Pixie won. Yay.

"I'm bored." I said. I was giving everyone a puppy pout.

"Let's sleep. It's getting so dark." Alice said. Joy.

"Alright. Emmett can share a pair of seats with me. Alice and Jasper can share. Bella and Edward can share." Rosalie said. OMG she has a crush on Emmy! I am not sharing. This is why we got the plane with cabins.

"We got a plane with cabins for a reason Rose. My siblings and I will share a cabin . You guys can share a cabin." I said. No use pretending to sleep. Besides we needed to drink the blood we had packed.

"But I wanna share with Jazzy!" Alice whined. Jasper didn't even flinch. Darn. When I had called him that he nearly ripped my arm off in a wrestling match.

"Not gonna happen. My siblings and I must do something."

"Fine. NIGHT PILOT MAN! Night everyone!" Alice yelled. The intercom buzzed.

"Goodnight Ms. Masen." The pilot said. We walked to our cabins. We each took a bottle from our refrigerated bag and drank deeply. Oh Esme packed my favorite. I love tiger blood. We usually live in Asia every twenty or so years. I am told I hunt like a tiger. I always stalk my prey hiding in the bushes not far from them and it usually hoes on for hours. I like to give them a fair chance. I spent the rest of the night drinking and reading Wuthering heights.

****** 9 ½ hours later ******

Everyone got off the plane drearily. Or the humans did. We walked into the airport and a man was holding a sign with our names on it. We followed him to a limo and go in. The humans fell asleep on the ride over. When we got out a woman approached us muttering in Spanish.

"Hola, bienvenidos a "Psico Del Refugio." Voy a ser el asistente de turno. Te ves cansado. Voy a mostrar a sus habitaciones?" (A/n: this loosely translated means"Hello, welcome to 'Psycho's Haven.' I will be the attendant on duty. You look tired shall I show to your room?") She said. She was talking low and fast so no one but the vampires heard. Emmett and Jasper didn't understand what she said.

"Sí, mis hermanos y yo se la salas más pequeñas. ¿Hay algo que usted necesita ayuda.?" I asked.(a/n:"Yes, my siblings and I will take the smaller rooms. Is there anything you need help with?")

"NO! I couln't ask." She looked shiftily around. It was like she thought she was going to get reprimanded if I asked. We walked through the large, wooden doors and turned down a small hall. She turned and pointed to the three doors at the end of the hall. They each had the word suite carved in humans filed in to the 'suites'. Their doors closed. The attendant turned to me and whispered in my ear.

"Usted encontrará que sus verdaderos amigos están aquí, Demonio de la oscuridad." She whispered. (A/n:"You will find who your real friends are here, Demon of Darkness.")

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