A/N: I've only seen the movie. (a lot) This is A/U, Cedric never tries to take over the kingdom, the characters are a bit OOC and I have made up a character or two for the sake of plot. This is an EXTREMELY fluffy fic with minimal drama and a bit of humor. I hope you enjoy!

Prologue

"Child, watch where you're going!"

"Don't dawdle where I'm walking, girl!"

"For the love of Merlin… it's Cedric, not Seed-rick. Seh-duh-rick. Cedric!"

I snickered as he stormed off. I knew his name. I just happened to love riling him up. Like when I know he's only a half a step behind me, I like to suddenly stop, causing him to run into me. It seemed to be the only way to gain his attention.

"Bye, Mr. See-drick!" I called out sweetly after him.

"AAAAAARRRRGH!" He roared and disappeared in a puff of smoke. I bit my lip and looked around. Coast was clear so I allowed myself to dissolve into, decidedly very UN-ladylike, giggles.

"Oh, Sofia, when are you going to grow up?" I froze at Amber's derisive voice before turning to grin sheepishly at her. She rolled her eyes and I could see her holding back her own laughter. "Don't worry, I won't let anyone know that sweet, innocent Sofia gets her kicks from riling up the Royal Sorcerer. At least I know one of your vices."

Pffft, my only vice. And I'm not even sure why. I thought as I shrugged delicately. "Well, since I know almost all of yours, I won't take that as a threat." I muttered, eyeing her suspiciously.

Her mouth dropped open before she heaved a sigh and dropped her head. "Point taken, sister dear." She narrowed her eyes at me and grumbled, "It seems I've taught you a little too well." She pouted, tossing a blonde lock of hair over her shoulder with an indignant sniff. She began walking towards her bedchamber but paused, tossing me a curious look over her shoulder. "Why do you torment him?"

I opened my mouth to answer but nothing escaped except a small squeak. Closing my mouth quickly and flushing in embarrassment, I raised one shoulder in another delicate shrug before smiling at her and making my way into my own bedchamber. "Why indeed?" I murmured, frowning as I readied for bed.

A/N: I have finished this story and will be updating Monday/Wednesday/Friday. Including this prologue, there will be 12 installments in drabble-esque form. All chapters will be under 1200 words. Reviews are appreciated, though not necessary for me to post. What I mean is, I will not hold chapters ransom if I don't get the attention I want like SOME authors. *narrows eyes* You know who you are. *pouts* Also, I love you all. Just because. *snuggles* If you DO want to review, I will definitely say nice and wonderful things about you.