Hey everyone. Sooo because I'm a loser and have read like every Gone fan fiction I know there were people getting mad about chat room things? So don't be mad because
This is mainly twilight and there are zillions anyway
It's the only way I could think of the characters could meet
It took forever
So yeah. Here it is.
Little_balls_of_light has just signed in
Smarter_than_you has just signed in
Sparklystalker1901 has just signed in
Mrmuscle has just signed in
little_balls_of_light: Hey Astrid. What's up?
smarter_than_you: Excuse me? I was under the impression although you brain is considerably smaller than a slug you actually do possess a cell of common sense. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
Mrmuscle: Woa. Cool it, smarter_than_you.
little_balls_of_light: Who are you?
Mrmuscle: That's for me to know and you not to, Sam.
smarter_than_you: Ok, mrmuscle. But you can just call me smart.
sparklystalker1901: Emmett! Stop flirting with Astrid. It's really weird. And you're already with Rosalie.
Mrmuscle: Yeah Edward but she's not here now is she? Shopping. And she left her Blackberry at home.
little_balls_of_light: Dudes! Who are you all?
Mrmuscle: We're not telling! Hah.
little_balls_of_light: Come on! Fine I'll arm wrestle you. I win and you have to tell us.
smarter_than_you: There is no us. But go on.
Mrmuscle: Sure! Meet you at that weird mine shaft over there.
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smarter_than_you: I think I've got it. You're all book characters right?
sparklystalker1901: Please! TWILIGHT characters. Only the most amazing teenage dark romance novel EVER!
smarter_than_you: Okay! Keep your head on (in the metaphorical sense). I'm not really a fan of vampire-human-werewolf love triangles.
sparklystalker1901: Grrr! That Jacob is NOT in my love triangle.
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dating_a_3yearold: Hello? Edward? Bella's dying!
sparklystalker1901: What? Nooooo! It's all my fault. Before Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then she shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. Now she is gone, now the meteor has fallen over the horizon, everything is black. Nothing has changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I can't see the stars anymore. And there is no more reason for anything.
smarter_than_you: Melodramatic much?
dating_a_3yearold: Yeah yeah shut up Eddie
sparklystalker1901: Now I'm going to go provoke the Volturi.
dating_a_3yearold: Cool.
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dating_a_3yearold: Ok good that's got rid of him. He is so predictable sometimes.
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pyscho100 has just signed in
pyschic100: Hey Astrid and Jake! What you doing later?
smarter_than_you: Um… I don't know but you probably do.
pyschic100: True! You're going shopping with me! We can buy some lovely new cabbage.
smarter_than_you: …
pyscho100: I AM DRAKE MERWIN. Who are you to steal my username? Now which gun would you prefer the blue one or the red one.
pyschic100: I guess blue- bright colours just don't look good on me… wait! First don't shoot me, second I'm a vampire it wouldn't work anyway third GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PYSCHO!
dating_a_3yearold: So you're Drake? Hah. I could so beat you in a fight.
pyscho100: No way! I'd win or else kill the whole world.
smarter_than_you: It's not the winning; it's the taking part that counts.
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TheBOSS: All of you! Shut up and go "Wow" in the incredibleness of me. And I'm totally team Edward so you can just go die in a hole Jacob. And take pages 73- 381 of New Moon with you.
little_balls_of_light has just signed in
little_balls_of_light: What? Did someone say Jacob! Yay! Edward is rubbish plus he already died in Harry Potter.
sparklystalker1901 has just signed in
sparklystalker1901: Hey! Stop making personal comments. Anyway you should have died when Drake whipped you apart and you wouldn't even have turned into a vampire.
pyscho100: Team Drake!
little_balls_of_light: Team Sam!
TheBOSS: Team Caine!
pyschic100: Team Alice!
smarter_than_you: Shut the f- *calming breaths* please be quiet. Who won out of Sam and Emmett?
TheBOSS: Emmett. Duh.
little_balls_of_light: No, he lost.
smarter_than_you: Sam won? Yay! I mean… nooooooo I'm still mad at you Sam.
pyschic100: Emmett LOST?
mrmuscle has just signed in
mrmuscle: I didn't LOSE. I just came second. And anyway Sam so cheated.
little_balls_of_light: Since whenwas burning the other sides hand off cheating?
pyscho100: Wish I'd seen it.
smarter_than_you: Sam! Even though I love you… I mean hate you it is kind of stupid to burn a vampire's hand off. They just grow back and the vamp gets mad at you.
mrmuscle: No worries, I was already mad at him. Love, huh? Guess that ends us flirting. It was perverted anyway. I mean a 15 year old going out with a 92 year old? Ew. No offence Edward.
sparklystalker1901: Lots taken.
little_balls_of_light: Astrid! You love me?
smarter_than_you: I never said that! But yes, even though you ate my piece of broccoli, I love you.
little_balls_of_light: Yay yay yay… This was about broccoli?
smarter_than_you: Ok, that sounded stupid. But we are kind of starving to death and I can cook it in a kind of bouquet garni.
pyscho100: Who cares about bouquet garni?You're all ignoring me. I mean, we need a bit of equality here. Just because I have a tentacle and love killing people…
pyscho100: You're still ignoring me! I'm bored. I think I'll go find some five year olds to torture. Bye!
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TheBOSS: Who needs him anyway? Edward do you want to be my second in command?
sparklystalker1901: I'm afraid I feel obliged to refuse that generous offer.
TheBOSS: You refused MY offer? I'll throw you into a wall. Well I would, if it wasn't for the whole vampy thing.
smarter_than_you: Fascinating as this conversation is, we need to go pick broccoli.
sparklystalker1901: Ok. Division of labour- we'll go hunting, you pick broccoli. Mountain lion, yum yum. See you.
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little_balls_of_light: Oh! Now I get what book they were from!
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