Maegan: Hello, and welcome to "Chats with Random People (manga edition)".
Naru: That's a stupid title. And what am I even doing here?
Mai: Stop being so rude, Naru! Sorry Maegan, please continue.
Maegan: Thanks Mai! Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted *glares at Naru*, "Chats with Random People (manga edition)" is basically about me chatting with any random manga character that shows up.
Naru: And the point to all of this is...?
Maegan: Stop being so negative Naru!
Naru: Or what?
Maegan: Or I'll throw this chair at you!
Mai: No! Nobody throw anything!
John: Yes, lets try and keep things pleasant, shall we?
Maegan: John! What are you doing here?
John: I was just wondering what all of the commotion was about. I'm not interrupting, am I?
Maegan: No, you're not. Don't worry about it!
John: Well, that's good.
Lin: ...
Maegan: Oh Lin! I didn't know you were here!
Lin: ...
Maegan: *whispers to Mai* Not very chatty, is he?
Mai: *whispers back* No, that about as good as it gets.
Lin: ...
Naru: At least he's not constantly chatting away and being useless.
Mai: Who are you calling useless?
Naru: I was talking about Maegan.
Maegan: THAT'S IT! HERE COMES THE CHAIR!
Airi: He-whoa! *dodges chair* What the heck is going on here?
Mai: Naru's pissed Maegan off and now she's throwing chair's at him.
Airi: Oh. Well, have you seen a little boy around here? About this tall... cute... acts like a royal pain...
John: I think I saw him go into that closet.
Airi: Oh no! Aram!
Aram: *Steps out of closet* Yeah Airi?
Airi: Oh Aram *looks up* You're big again.
Mai: That's weird. I could have sworn he was small a minute ago... *ducks* WILL YOU STOP?
Maegan: Sorry.
Lin: ...
Airi: Come on Aram, let's go before Raz gets here...
John: I think I'll go too. G'day.
Maegan: Aw man! I really wanted to talk to Aram!
Mai: Well, if you hadn't been so busy throwing chairs at Naru, you could have.
Maegan: Sigh...
Daisuke: Whoops, I think we're in the wrong room.
Maegan: Wait, Daisuke! You should stay awhile!
Daisuke: I don't know... I have to be at the museum soon...
Dark: Loosen up Dai! Well get there on time.
Mai: Maegan, are you okay?
Daisuke: She froze up completely...
Maegan: D-D-Da...
Naru: Yes, Maegan?
Maegan: Da-Dark's re-really here... I think I'm going to pass out or something...
Dark: I see that you're a big fan of mine. *smiles*
Maegan: Oh My God! Dark, let me just say that you're the hottest guy I know! It's a pleasure meeting you!
Dark: I'm flattered. Thanks babe!
Maegan: Kya! Dark called me babe!
Naru: Pathetic...
Maegan: Watch who you call pathetic, pal!
Daisuke: She's got a temper, doesn't she?
Mai: You have no idea...
Dark: We better make a break for it Dai, or we'll miss the deadline.
Daisuke: Oh right!
Maegan: Oh! *frowns* Okay, I guess. Bye Dark...
Dark: Bye sweetheart. *reaches over and kisses Maegan on the lips* I'll be seeing ya.
Daisuke: Bye guys! *runs after Dark*
Naru: Interesting character, that Dark.
Mai: I think he's a womanizer.
Naru: *looks over to Maegan* If I didn't know better, I'd say that she died.
Mai: Maegan? You okay?
Maegan: Dark kissed me... he kissed me... oh my...
Naru: Well, I've had enough stupidity for one day. Mai, you can stay but don't be late for work tomorrow...
Mai: Oh, don't go yet Naru!
Naru: Why not?
Mai: Uhhhhh...
Naru: *smirks* Good bye Mai. Don't let Maegan's lack of intelligence rub off on you.
Maegan: Naru! Get back here and say that to my face! Naru!
Mai: It's no use, Maegan.
Maegan: Sigh... I don't know how you put up with him...
Tamaki: Oh look! Commoners!
Haruhi: Tamaki-sempai, I wish you wouldn't...
Mai: I'm gonna go get Naru 'kay?
Maegan: Sure. I'll just hang out with Tamaki and Haruhi until you get back.
Haruhi: Do I know you?
Maegan: No, but I know you guys.
Tamaki: You do?
Maegan: Yeah, you're from Ouran Academy.
Tamaki: *turns to Haruhi* She's well informed.
Haruhi: Sempai, can we go now?
Maegan: Don't leave yet! I'll be all alone.
Haruhi: So?
Tamaki: Haruhi! It's our jobs as Hosts to stay with this young lady until she's no longer alone!
Haruhi: But she's a stranger...
Maegan: Hey, is Honey here?
Honey: Haru-chan! Tama-chan!
Maegan: Honey!
Honey: I don't know you... do you have cake?
Maegan: No... but I do have a Snickers bar.
Honey: Yay! *eats chocolate, then clings to Maegan* I like this person!
Haruhi: I'm out of here...
Tamaki: Haruhi! Get back here! *runs out of the door*
Honey: Aww! They left me... *gets teary eyed*
Maegan: Don't worry Honey, I'm still with you! Here, have another chocolate bar!
Honey: Yum!
Raven: Hey, who's the preschooler?
Honey: I am not a preschooler! Wahhhh! *runs off*
Raven: Oops.
Maegan: What are you doing here? You're not in a manga.
Raven: Yes I am! Vampire Kisses is coming out with a third volume, remember?
Maegan: Oh right! I envy you, by the way.
Raven: Huh?
Maegan: I'm still looking for my vampire.
Raven: Oh. Well, don't worry about. He'll show up soon enough.
Alexander: Hello.
Maegan: Speak of the devil.
Alexander: Are you coming to the cemetary with me?
Raven: Of course!
Maegan: How romantic...
Yuki: Uh-oh. Vampire!
Maegan: Yuki? Yuki Cross?
Alexander: Let's leave while no one's looking...
Raven: Good idea...
Yuki: Oh, the vampire left.
Maegan: Hey Yuki, what's up?
Yuki: I'm looking for Zero right now.
Maegan: O_o What'd he do this time?
Yuki: I don't know... he was here a minute ago, and now he's... gone.
Maegan: Is Kaname here?
Yuki: *blush* No, why?
Maegan: No reason... *looks at her curious* So... How far have you guys gone, anyway.
Yuki: W-what?
Maegan: Come on! It's not like he's here or anything! *leans in* You can tell me!
Yuki: Ah... well... ARGH!
Kaname: I'm sorry, did I scare you?
Yuki: Kaname-sama!
Maegan: Well, hell.
Kaname: I was wondering where you had dissapeared off to.
Yuki: I was just... uh... looking for Zero.
Kaname: There's no need to endanger yourself over him. He'll turn up eventually.
Yuki: Kaname!
Maegan: Cold towards Zero as usual...
Kaname: *Glare*
Maegan: Eeek! *ducks behind Yuki* I made him mad!
Kaname: I think it would be best if we leave now. Are you coming, Yuki?
Yuki: Y-Yes!
Maegan: Aw man! I'm alone again.
Lin: ...
Maegan: Oh Lin! You're still here!
Lin: ...
Maegan: You're so quiet, I didn't realise that you were still here.
Lin: ...
Maegan: Aw, come on Lin! Say something!
Lin: ...
Maegan: Fine. Be that way. But when you do say something, I swear that I'll catch it on tape. Mark my words.
Lin: ...
Maegan: Urgh!
Father Nightroad: Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to have any tea here, would you?
Maegan: Oh, of course! Let's see, um, it's thirteen sugars, right?
Father Nightroad: Yes please!
Maegan: okay, here you are Father! Just don't spil- ahhh!
Father Nightroad: Oh dear! *drenched in tea* No! Not again!
Esther: Oh, Father... come on, let's get you cleaned up...
Father Nightroad: Alright.
Naru: Mai, tea.
Maegan: Naru! Mai! I didn't see you come in!
Mai: Oh, well Naru smelled tea and came right over.
Naru: No. I just realised that Lin still has the keys to the office.
Maegan: Shouldn't you have your own set of keys since it's YOUR office?
Mai: She kinda has a point there, Naru.
Naru: ...
Maegan: He's ignoring us.
Mai: He does that often.
Zero: Damn, where did Yuki go?
Maegan: Zero! Nice of you to join us!
Zero: *glare*
Maegan: Eeek! *hides behind Mai* Not again!
Mai: Whoa, now that's a glare.
Maegan: I know, right? *gasp* What if Zero and Naru have a glaring competition?
Mai: That might actually work! His glare is the only one that rivals Naru's.
Zero and Naru: No.
Maegan and Mai: Awww!
Lin: ...
Maegan: Ouch!
Mai: what?
Maegan: Urgh, I got a paper cut! Ow...
Zero: ...
Maegan: Uh, Zero? Why're you staring at me like that?
Mai: Oh my God! His eyes are glowing red!
Maegan: Uh-oh! Ah! *gets grabbed by the waist* Zero!
Zero: Sorry... *sucks on finger*
Maegan: Hee hee! That tickles!
Zero: *moves from her finger, licks her neck*
Mai: Naru! Stop him!
Naru: I deal with ghosts, not vampires.
Mai: V-vampires?
Maegan: Ow!
Zero: Mmmm *sucks her blood*
Maegan: Uh... I'm feeling a little light headed...
Mai: Somebody do something!
Zero: Sorry kid. *leaves, wipping his mouth*
Maegan: *clasps hand at her neck* The nerve of him, sucking my blood and not leaving a phone number. Who's he calling 'kid' anyway?
Naru: You are the strangest person on this earth.
Maegan: I'd hit you if I weren't so dizzy...
Lin: *grabs Maegan*
Maegan: Huh?
Lin: *starts bandaging her neck*
Maegan: Oh, thanks Lin.
Mai: Yeah Lin, that's really nice of you.
Lin: ...
Maegan: And not a word comes from his mouth...
Kagome: Are we too late?
Maegan: No...
Kagome: Oh good! Inuyasha, come on!
Inuyasha: Feh, why are we here again? We've still got Naraku to kill!
Kagome: It'll be fun!
Maegan: Hey Kagome. Nice to see you off of the tree, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Whatever.
Mai: He has dog ears...
Inuyasha: So?
Naru: She's not used to seeing demons and vampires. She's still trying to get used to ghosts.
Maegan: Naru!
Kagome: Vampires?
Inuyasha: Get off !
Maegan: Huh?
Mai: I'm sorry, I just had to touch them...
Kagome: It's okay, I did it too when I first saw him.
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: You were still stuck to the tree at the time...
Inuyasha: Oh.
Maegan: It's taking all of my will not to touch them , too.
Inuyasha: Try it and die, wench!
Maegan: Hey!
Naru: Crude, but accurate.
Maegan: Watch it, Naru...
Naru: *smirk*
Kagome: Is it just me, or are there sparks flying between them?
Mai: Don't get too close...
Inuyasha: Can we go now? We still got jewel shards to get!
Kagome: Calm down, Inuyasha!
Maegan: Yeah, calm down!
Inuyasha: Shut up, you!
Maegan: Hey!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyahsa: What? She's annoying me.
Naru: Finally, someone who agrees with me.
Maegan: One more word...
Inuyasha: Jeeze, these guys are bothersome.
Maegan: Hey, isn't that wolf-boy?
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Crap! Come on Kagome, we're outta here!
Mai: That's weird. I didn't see any... wolf boy.
Naru: That's cause he wasn't really there.
Mai: Heh? Then why'd you say that Maegan?
Maegan: I got sick of Inuyasha making fun of me. Naru does enough of that already.
Naru: It's not everyday that I meet someone dumber then Mai.
Mai and Maegan: Hey!
Naru: I'm only telling you the truth.
Mai: You don't have to be so mean!
Naru: I wasn't.
Maegan: Like hell you weren't.
Mai: Well, I think that that's everyone for today, Maegan.
Maegan: I guess you're right. Sigh... and still not a word from Lin...
Lin: ...
Mai: I think that now's a perfect time to mention that Maegan doesn't own Ghost Hunt...
Airi: Or Meru Puri...
Dark: Or DN Angel...
Maegan: Oh, Dark!
Honey: Or Ouran High School Host Club... do you still have some chocolate?
Raven: Or Vampire Kisses...
Yuki: Or Vampire Knight...
Maegan: When did you guys get here?
Father Nightroad: Or Trinity Blood...
Kagome: Or Inuyasha...
Maegan: Will you guys stop rubbing it in!
John: Or Ghost Hunt.
Naru: John, I believe that Mai already mentioned us.
John: Oh, my mistake.
Mai: Maegan, are you okay?
Maegan: I'm so depressed. *slumps down in chair* I feel inadequate.
Naru: At least you're being true to yourself.
Maegan: ...
Mai: Naru! Look what you've done now.
Airi: It's okay, Maegan. You still have really cool ideas!
Daisuke: Yeah, don't be so glum!
Maegan: Thanks guys, but I don't think I'll feel better any time soon.
Kagome: He's just a jerk, Maegan. Don't listen to him and you'll be fine.
Maegan: ...
Lin: *Hands Maegan a package*
Maegan: what's this Lin?
Lin: ...
Mai: Open it!
Maegan: Okay... *tears package open*
Maegan: ...
Maegan: ...
Maegan: ...
Mai: Maegan?
Naru: Is something wrong with her? She's shaking.
Maegan: Mfrum... Hee... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
John: Huh?
Maegan: *shoulders shake* OH MY GOD! A HA HA HA HA!
Mai: What is it?
Maegan: Look!
Mai: ...
Mai: ...
Mai: ...
Mai: A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Naru : What's so funny?
Maegan: Isn't he precious?
Mai: So cute!
Naru: This is getting annoying...
Maegan: Thanks Lin! This really cheered me up!
Lin: ...
Naru: Lin...
Kagome: What is it?
Maegan: It's... it's...
Mai: Baby pictures of Naru!
Naru: *blanks*
Maegan: Lin, maybe you should run... but first... can I keep these?
Lin: *nod*
Maegan: Yea- Uh oh! No, stay away Naru!
Naru: Give those back if you want to live...
Maegan: Never!
Mai: *moves as Maegan runs away* Oh well. See you guys next time!
Lin: ...