If anyone wants to review, I will answer. Okay time for me to shuts it up. If there is anything in here you guys don't like I am VERY SORRY! Please do not hate me. Happy Readings! I am going to have this up now, this is for exactly as the title states, then I'm skipping to the part with Tyler Bites Lily and then another part of the Vampire Diaries and then skip to the first of the month of June.
I was sitting in my room talking to Jeremy. We were talking about babysitters.
"I bet you wouldn't last a day with Damon's rules." Jeremy pouted. He had been punished by Damon for skipping school. How he was punished I had no idea.
"Yeah? Well I think Klaus is worse. You just have to get in trouble first before you see just HOW scary he is."
"Yeah right. How's he punish you?"
"I could say the same thing." I accused, feeling my ass throb just at the thought of disobedience. However, now a days I didn't exactly get in trouble anymore. I got a smack or three to remind me of my place when I stepped out of line every once in a while but Dad was trying to teach me when obedience was required and when it wasn't.
Jeremy flinched. "Touché." I got an idea and led Jeremy downstairs where I was told Klaus would be. He was multitasking: He was answering letters while he cared for Kolinn and cooed at him.
"Daddy?"
"Yes Tyler?" He said, stopping his work to look at me.
""I wanna go-"
"Wanna?"
"I want to go with Jeremy to Mystic Falls. I promise to behave and Damon will watch me."
"You realize that if Damon is to watch you then you must follow his rules and deal with any discipline he deals out along with the discipline I will deal out if you manage to displease him… if I deem it worthy of my attention."
"If I- Yes Daddy. I understand."
"Well then. Call Damon and he and I will sort this out."
"Hey Klaus. Here is my phone. Dialled while you were talking." He took his phone. He shooed us away.
"Tyler, eavesdrop and I'll have your hide." He said sweetly. I looked at Kolinn who was snuggled into his arm, sucking on his pacifier while trying to figure out how to spit it out. "Do you want to hold him?" he asked.
I jumped. "No thanks." I turned to Jeremy and we headed upstairs. We talked for a few minutes and I heard Daddy call. I ran downstairs, Jeremy in tow. I saw Daddy changing Kolinn and turned away.
"He said yes. I made the arrangement and you'll be heading off tomorrow. So by 7 you'll be taking a bath, wash your hair and dry it or let it dry itself." Daddy got hit in the face with Kolinn's pacifier. He playfully growled and began to tickle him. He giggled and kicked Daddy. It was horrible watching this. "Jeremy you can sleep at what ever time Damon has gave you." He said having finished and picking up Kolinn. I looked at Kolinn. This time Daddy came over and I smelled baby. He was still encouraging Marcel and I to get used to Kolinn. He handed Kolinn to me and I held him, looking to Jeremy for help.
"Daddy… I don't know how to hold a baby."
"Ah, yes. I'm sorry. You are still a baby yourself." He kissed my forehead and took him back. "Head on up and bathe."
"But-" He raised a questionable eyebrow at me. I back-pedalled. "Yes Daddy." I went upstairs and washed. I had learned to know when I was heading into dangerous territory. He had always been using facial expressions. I had by now learned all of them. Just like Marcel.
I was washed now and was awaiting my Daddy to come up and tuck me in and read me a bedtime story, as he usually did. I grew bored when I got up and brushed my teeth. I went to Rebekahs' room where she and Stefan were laughing together. "Aunt Beky?"
"Yes baby?"
"Can I stay in here?"
"No. Come Ty Ty." Daddy said, picking me up and I wrapped my arms around his neck, as I had become accustomed to, and laid my head in the crook of his neck. While he walked I yawned. He began humming my lullaby 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'. Whenever I yawned it was his cue. To him it meant 'Daddy I'm tired'. Before we even reached my room I fell asleep.
Next Day
I woke to Kol jumping on my bed. I groaned and pulled the covers over my head. He pulled them off me.
'Of course. Stupid Originals'.
"Get up. We are going to have some fun with Jeremy today." He said. I jumped, got bathed and combed my hair and dressed. I went downstairs for breakfast.
"Good boy Kol. Now you two remember. Good behaviour or I'll have BOTH your hides." I whimpered and nodded my head. Kol, however, laughed. Then it hit me.
"Kol is coming?"
"Yes. He needs to go have fun too. Excuse me. Kolinn has woke." He was back in a second. Kolinn was dressed in an red onesie that said in black letters 'Daddys' Lil' Hybrid'. "Jeremy is also Kol's friend. And also Stefan is mine, meaning he will be watching your behaviours. He will come back with you guys so that he can watch Jeremy's behaviour. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes Daddy."
"Yeah Nik."
"Good. Jeremy! Come down." Jeremy came running. "Damon is heading here as we speak. So you guys have breakfast and then brush your teeth." He ordered.
All of us went to the kitchen and had breakfast. By now I was watching Daddy spoon feed Kolinn and then pick him up and feed him a bottle of warm milk. Though Kolinn was putting up a fight about the bottle. He usually had a bottle so Daddy just kissed his forehead and cheeks until he was in a giggly mood. Kolinn was usually a happy baby. He drank the bottle without any further complaints. Daddy then picked him up and began to bounce him, patting his back. Until finally he burped. He smiled. I frowned.
"You're happy about that?" I asked.
"Ty there are a lot of things you don't know about babies. Babies can't usually do that on their own." Kolinn cooed. I looked away and I heard footsteps at the entrance, Damon appeared. Jeremy ran to him and hugged him, followed by Kol doing the same… I waved hi.
"What? No hug?"
I smiled. "Sure you can get a hug." I walked over to Daddy and gave him a big hug. Daddy hugged me back. Damon scoffed.
"I meant me."
"Hey. Just because the kid loves me more doesn't mean you have to get all huffy about it." Daddy defended me.
"Okay so let's go." He said, turning around. But Daddy tsked.
"Not yet mate." He picked me up and sat me on his hip, he'd put Kolinn in his high chair. I blushed at them seeing me in such a position and, with my arms being already wrapped around Daddy's neck, I buried my face in his neck, even if I really couldn't blush. He carried me to his office, grabbed something and was back downstairs in about 30 seconds. He handed Damon a… 10 page booklet?! What the hel-ck? Remember. He can get in your head. Daddy smiled at everyone's reaction.
"That is what you're going to need. It says everything about Tylers' diet, my suggested rules for him, disciplines your allowed to use along with my signature, how to treat him if he does get hurt and my cell if you have any questions, comments or problems that are not addressed in that booklet, which it might as well be called." He then handed him a shorter 5 page booklet. "This one is for Kol, and the very same things are listed. Though as I told you last night, I insist you write down every misdeed they commit so as I might attend to it when they come home. And I shall deal with it as I see fit."
"Come again with that last sentence?"
"If they misbehave, when they come home, I shall discipline them for it if I see fit. Those are basically manuals on how to care for them. I suggest you read them before you start anything. How was that?"
"More English. Thanks…" He took them and put it under his arm as if he were carrying library books.
"You are welcome." Daddy said slowly. Maybe he was going to use some more complex words. Damon thought the same because instead of retorting he nodded. "You may leave now." I was stood on my feet and we went to Damon's car, Daddy was left behind.
(Damon POV)
I wanted to shred the papers but if I did, they would be going back to that house. So I put them in my car and got in the passenger seat as Stefan drove, as I said he could. I began to read Tyler's pamphlet. Introduction: I love Tyler with my heart and my heart is very dear to me. So you my friend are lucky to be able to look after my baby. Yes I expect you to remember that he is 3 years of age and expect you to keep this in mind unless I say otherwise in this pamphlet. So to begin here is Ty Tys' diet.
Tyler's Diet: Consists of human food and human blood. His meals that consist of both would be the many pastas that he consumes. Do keep in mind that I have ties to extravagant foods.
*Spaghetti
*Lasagne
*Pizza
*Ravioli
*American Chop Suey
*Goulash
*Baked Ziti
The pasta is of course unknown to him. Though if he does refuse to feed normally just feed it to him in a bottle. Kol is coming over with a bag full of what you will of course need. You know how to feed an infant right? After all you are more than 3 years older than Stefan. So you might have had the opportunity to feed a bottle to a baby. I expect you to do the same with Tyler IF he refuses. If he does that is where you refer to the discipline section. EX. Flip him over and delve a few swats to his bottom, bare if he threw the blood.
Now to tell you of the foods he eats other times varies. Just make sure that he has one meal of the above a day because otherwise I will be going on for about more than I expected.
Tyler Rules: Here are Ty's Rules that he MUST abide by with you. If he breaks one, you will refer to the next section of this pamphlet. These are only some that he obeys when with me or my siblings. Some he abides by when he is home alone, though with his age that rarely happens. Over with you I expect you or Stefan to remain with him at all times. I expect you to text me this along with your signature as a sign that you will comply with this demand.
Here are his rules:
1. Obey
2. No Cursing
3. No Backtalk
4. No Fighting
5. No Sneaking Off
Tyler Discipline: This section is what you will refer to every time Tyler is naughty. Here you will find the disciplinary actions you can take. The more the severe the misbehaviour, the more you will use or the higher action you will use. I will put them in order of severity for you. That should help you understand what suits what crime. If not you are free to call me. My number is at the end of this pamphlet. When Tyler IS to be disciplined you will show him this section, which has my signature, so that he may know that by giving you my signature I am allowing you and Stefan to follow through with this instead of you having to call me about his misbehaviour every time, if at all he does decide to misbehave. I believe neither of them will, considering what I have told them. If they wish to share what I said is their business. I will not disclose it to you. With that said here is your list of disciplinary actions in order of severity to minority. The fact that Tyler is only 3 does not come into play here. So you shall treat him as a 20 year old. Preferably 17. To make it easier for you.
Misbehaviour:
1. Call me.
2. Spanking (position depends on where you are and how badly he misbehaved.) (Options: A) Bare, B) Boxers On, C) Pants On
3. Time out
4. Scolding
5. Verbal Warning (Every time)
6. 3 strikes (First 3 times)*
7. 2 strikes (First 3 times)*
8. 1 strike (First 3 times)*
*If it works every time, which I doubt it will, just keep with that. However as I said earlier, write every single misdeed down in a new pamphlet, written or not, and hand it to me. I shall deal with it accordingly.
Now For Cursing:
1. Call me.
2. Wash out his mouth/spanking (Tis what we do when he does. I will send you list via text message. So that you have somewhere to look, hopefully you learn this, if this works out, we could do it every summer.)
Klaus Mikaelson
Klaus Mikaelson*
*I hope you can read that.
Tyler Treatment: If Tyler does get hurt I expect you to give him blood. I don't care who or what he feeds from. I just need him to feed. If you must, which probably you will, feed him using a bottle. He will have no choice but to do as you ask of him, because if you must resort to this you will react exactly like I would. Which would be to punish him. Seeing as this would be a major offence because he doesn't feed as much as he should anyway, you would discipline him there, even if in public, call me first.
Now to reach me just call or text me at: 250-830-6209.'
I finished reading Tyler's book. Now for Kol's. We were half way to Virginia already… we were speeding. It was like Tyler was his possession. Writing so much about him… I took Tyler's bag from Kol and looked inside: bottles, blood bags, instructions on how to wash the bottles, toys and Tyler's cell. I handed him his cell.
"I don't need that. Kol hand me your book. Tyler, here is yours, unless you want to read it Stefan?"
"No! Are you insane?! I'm driving. I'm not you Damon."
"Watch your TONE Stefan. I handed Tyler his pamphlet and took Kol's waiting one. Jeremy looked uncomfortable. "Yeah. You're driving. Mind pulling in for a break? Hunger and bathroom breaks are required."
"But we're just outside of Virginia."
"I don't care. Pull in." I pointed at a Buckeys. He obeyed. I took Kol's with me as we went in for a quick lunch.
'Introduction: Kol is my baby brother and to you he is probably annoying. But don't worry he will behave himself for as long as you keep them with you. As in over there instead of over here with me. He will obey whether or not you or Stefan are there. Just keep him with Tyler and everything will be fine. Besides, Tyler knows not to lie to me. I ask him what Kol did and he will tell me.'
"Damon?"
"Yeah what is it Jeremy?"
"Can I have an omelet instead of a sandwich?"
"Yeah, their healthier anyway." I ordered and went back to reading.
'Kol's Diet: You don't have to worry with Kol on his diet. He feeds on blood with no problem. So all you need to do is give him a blood bag and some platter and he will do as expected.'
The food arrived and we ate our lunch. By dinner time we'll have just reached the house. Where everyone will be waiting. I began to read again, because I need to finish reading it before we got home.
'Kol's Rules: Here are his rules:
1. Obey
2. No Cursing
3. No Backtalk
4. No Fighting
5. No Sneaking Off.'
We ate and got back in the car. I put blood in a bottle and gave Kol a blood bag along with the bottle. "Feed you two." I went back to reading.
'Kol's Discipline: Mostly I expect you to call me. He is older than you and an Original so I will hear the crime and the situation and decide from that what will be done. But here are the procedures:
Misbehaviour:
1. Call me.
2. Spanking (If I say so first and I will tell you the position and such)
3. Time Out
4. Scolding/Lecture
5. Verbal Warning
6. 3 strikes
7. 2 strikes
8. 1 strike
For cursing:
1. Call me.
2. Wash out his mouth/spanking
Klaus Mikaelson
Klaus Mikaelson*
*I hope you can read that.
Kol's Treatment: You don't have to worry about how to treat his injuries because he will, plus as I have said earlier he feeds of his own accord.
Now to reach me just call or text me at: 250-830-6209.
Other Comments: Kol will be bringing a bag. It's full of Tyler's bottles and his toys just in case. It is also full of blood bags ranging from O to A+. In time you probably will be able to tell which food gets which blood type. Don't worry. I had witches teach me that 500 years ago. That is all you are going to need to know that I have for you right now. If you have any questions just call me. I will have an answer. Thank you, Damon. Stefan, for your time.'
I leaned back and sighed. Finally I had finished reading the books. I looked behind me to see Kol was drinking his and the bottle was no where to be seen. I looked at Jeremy who was reading a book. He threw it out the window didn't he? I looked at the dashboard to see it was an hour after we had lunch. It was going to be a long day. I went to sleep. Exhausted from so much information I probably never should have read.