Akatsuki Jr. High!!!!!!!!!!
This is my first story so please be kind!
Plot: The Akatsuki in their Junior High years. Based on me and my friends silly conversations and classes at our school.
Characters: Konan: Me!
Itachi: Brett
Zetsu: Jacob
Pain: Jake
Tobi: Alex
Hidan: Dalton
Other characters are minor and can be any characters from the series.
Chapter 1: Lunch conversations
~ Konan: Hey Pain!
Pain: Ignoring…………..
Konan: You can't deny it! (Jake hates being called Pain)
Tobi: Hey Konan!
Konan: What?
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy
Konan: No Tobi's a bad boy!
Tobi: Good!
Konan: Bad!
Itachi: Bad!
Zetsu: Bad!
Tobi: Why have you betrayed me so?
Zetsu: Because you talk too much, is annoying, and steals my milk!
-Tobi gives milk back-
Tobi: I see your point……
Itachi: Have you noticed Ms. Murphy gives us too much homework?
Konan: No I just brought this big stack of science papers to lunch to work on for my health.
Itachi:…….Really?
-Konan punches Itachi's shoulder-
Konan: NO YOU IDIOT I HATE SCIENCE!
Zetsu: Babies are delicious!
All: WE KNOW YOU TOLD US THAT EIGHT TIMES ALREADY!!!!!
Zetsu: I thought ten…..
-all face palms-
-Goes to science-
Mrs. Murphy: Today we will be blah blah blah vinegar and baking soda blah blah blah outside blah. Only take a little. Blah blah.
-sneaks out side with box of baking soda and bottle of vinegar-
Zetsu: LETS FIRE THIS BABY UP!
-pours bottle of vinegar in box and throws in road-
-Major explosion gets all over Mrs. Megginson's parked car.-
Zetsu: OH CRAP RUN!
End of first Chapter! I'm sorry it was so short! And probably not to funny but it will improve! -_- R&R please! Only nice comments and things I should work on please! Mrs. Murphy is our crazy science teacher and Mrs. Megginson is our band teacher!
Bye-ni!