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Ness POV
"Momma! Momma! I've found a human food I like!" Nessie yelled from the living room of our cottage.
"Coming Ness. You didn't have yell, I have vampire hearing remember?" I said from the kitchen.
I'd finally given in to calling Renesmee Nessie. She was about three now, though she looked about six years old.
"Mommy!!!!!!! Hurry up! We have to get more!!!!!" Nessie yelled.
"Get more what? And what did I say about not having to yell?" I asked, walking into the living room to find three boxes of Smarties on the floor, and they looked empty.
"Smarties. Smarties. Wonderful Smarties! They bring me so much joy! Smarties. Smarties. Beautiful Smarties, for all the girls and boys!" Nessie sang as she suddenly burst into a jazz hands at the end of her little song. It was so cute.
"Nessie, that is a beautiful song. Now what do we need?" I asked again, only to get the same response, we talked this way for at least half an hour.
"Geez mom! You don't understand yet? God, I'll just go tell Jacob to get me some Smarties," Nessie said dully.
- Ness POV-
I grabbed my pink cell phone off of the counter and flipped it open. I went to my speed dial and pressed on Jacob's name.
He answered by the second ring.
"Hey princess," Jacob said.
"Hi wolfy," I said giggling.
"So why are you calling, not that I don't enjoy our conversations," Jake said.
"Ha-ha. Nice save Jake."
"Anyway so…..do you need anything?"
"Oh yeah, umm……I need SMARTIES!!!!"
"Nessie, I'm not sure that would be the best idea. I thought human food was repulsive to you?"
"Most of it is, but not anymore since I discovered Smarties."
"Ness, Smarties are only available in Canada."
"So……?"
"You really want them that bad?"
"Yes yes yes!"
"Ok, let me speak to your mother."
-Bella POV-
"Mommy, Jacob wants to talk to you," Nessie said, handing me the phone.
"Hello Jacob," I greeted.
"Hey Bells. So is Nessie serious?" Jacob asked.
"Sadly, yes. I think she's going through a phase," I answered.
"So I have to go to Canada? Again?"
"Well, yeah. Sort of. You know, I could get Edward to go with you. You could have a little bonding time!"
"Seriously?"
"Yes. Now don't question my authority or I'll punch you in the face again."
"Bella, the first time you tried that you practically broke your hand, and the second time you broke Seth, remember?"
"Are you questioning my authority?"
"What? No! At, least I don't think so……."
"That's it, you're grounded for a week mister."
"BELLA! You are not my mother!"
"So?"
"So? So, you can't ground me!"
"Maybe I can't, but I can ban you from coming over."
"Please Bella, you know that would make Nessie and yourself unhappy."
"Fine, but you are banned until you get her her Smarties!"
"Okay, can I talk to Nessie again please?"
- Ness POV-
"Ness, sweetie, Jacob wants to talk to you," My mom said as I all but ripped the phone to shreds in eagerness to talk to Jacob about my Smarties.
"Nessie! Be careful!" My mother yelled.
"Sorry Mom," I apologized.
"Hi Nessie," Jacobs husky voice greeted me once again.
"Hi Jake," I replied.
"So what kind of Smarties would you like sweetie?" Jacob asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, me and your father can go to the factory and get them custom made."
"No, no. I just want my regular Smarties. Do you want to hear my Smartie song?"
"Sure, sure."
"Smarties. Smarties. Wonderful Smarties! They bring me so much joy! Smarties. Smarties. Beautiful Smarties, for all the girls and boys!"
"That was wonderful Ness. I'm gonna go get your Smarties now, ok?"
"Okay! Bye!" I hung up. "Mommy, where is Daddy?" I asked.
"Daddy is with Jacob, they're on their way to Canada," Mom said.
"How are they getting there?" I questioned, confused because I hadn't heard any cars leave.
"They'll swim."
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