THE CULLEN'S GO TO AUSTRALIA AND THE NIMBIN MARDIGRASS!

:D in Australia there is a town called Nimbin, and it's a hippy town of sorts and it has a marti-grass every year that is like a protest for marijuana to be legalised.

Summary: Emmett decides that the Cullen's disserve a holiday, and Emmett wants to go to Australia. So he looks at a map of Australia and sees that there is a town called Nimbin, and it just happens to be the time of the Nimbin Mardigrass…

The Cullen's don't sparkle in this. Renesmee was never born. SHE DOES NOT EXISIT.

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Emmett POV

I sighed… it had been sooooooo boring since Bella became a vamp, it all went so smoothly, like peanut butter, they had the wedding, went on a honeymoon and Bella didn't get preggers, they came back and Bella got turned and nothing else special happened, that was 10 years ago, and in this ten years we haven't done nothing of fu- HEY A SQURRIEL!! Wait back to not doing anything fun, umm yeah we have nothing fun. I should go has that squirrel, I don't care If I have to run to Bangko- hahahaha Bangkok- wait Bangkok, that is another place in the world. Then I got the best idea, that any vampire could ever thing of…

"WERE GOING ON A HOLIDAY TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!" I screamed, jumping to my feet pacing as a plan formed in my mind, we can go to Sydney and go to Bondi beach and wrestle sharks- wait they wrestle crocodile's in Australia anyway, I went back to my planning, but we will need to go to Queensland and go to the theme-parks and the girls will make us go shopping….

"Ahem" I looked up at Alice and saw that Jazz-Pants, Eddie, Bella, my Rosie, C-Diddy and Esme were all standing there looking expectantly at me… why they were looking at me like that I had no idea.

"Emmett" Edward sighed "Explain to us why you think were going on a holiday to Australia" I started to laugh hysterically, hahahaha why would Eddie be asking me if I wanted to go on a holiday to Australia? WAIT! Were going to Australia…

"Hahahaha, Eddie, my dear Eddie boy, and My Rosie, Bella, Jazz-Pants, Alice, C-Diddy and Esme, were going to go on a holiday to Australia" I sighed, I could just imagine the crocodiles and the sharks

"Yes we got that you want to go to Australia, buuuut whyyy?" Alice whined, gosh baby much? What's wrong with Australia? Then I got another brilliant idea, I ran full speed to my computer and googled Australia, and I opened at list of towns and started to search for a place to go after scrolling down the page I FINALLY found a the name of the perfect town… NIMBIN!! HAHA It sounded beautiful…

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I called a family meeting and explained to everyone what we were going to do and after some protests from Alice and Eddie and Bella we were booking our flight to Australia.