For anyone who is wondering, this is an anti-nalu story. For all you people that just decided you totally hate me, go make a voodoo doll, pretend its me, stick a bunch of pins in it. I'll pretend I can feel the pain at the end of the story. Thank you for reading.
Lucy really hated times like this. She and Lisanna were really good friends, but that didn't mean Natsu could get away with cheating on her. Or trying to anyway. Lisanna had called her a few days ago to tell her that Natsu had tried to kiss her after pretty much everyone else had left the guild. Lucy included. Lucy and Natsu had been dating for about two months now, and at first Lucy had felt betrayed. Then she remembered the way that the faces of a few of the guild's young men had become sad when she and Natsu announced their relationship. If Natsu couldn't choose then Lucy and Lisanna would make the choice for him.
Two hours later. Lucy's house.
"That was delicious Luce."
"No problem, by the way Natsu. Lisanna called me a few days ago to tell me you tried to kiss her without her permission. I'm disappointed, you know she's dating Bixlow already."
Total silence. Lucy turned to face the pinkette sitting at her dinner table. She opened her mouth to speak and was stopped by Natsu raising his hand.
"Can we...talk about this tomorrow?"
Lucy shook her head and Natsu sighed softly.
"Please, just hurt me tomorrow, OK?"
"Fine."
"Bye Luce."
"Bye."
Unbeknownst to Natsu, Lucy was grinning sadistically as he left. Thinking about just how much she was going to be hurting him tomorrow...
The next day, Fairy Tail Guild Hall. Magnolia, Fiore. 2:00 PM
"Hey Natsu, could I talk to you outside for a bit?"
"Uh, I guess so."
Natsu and Lisanna walked out of the guild hall, Levy giving Lucy the signal for the plan to start.
Outside
Lisanna is talking to Natsu, asking him questions about his relationship with Lucy. Meanwhile, Lucy is preparing a pair of magic-cancelling cuffs. As soon as the cuffs are ready Lucy slips from the bushes behind Natsu and fastens them around his wrists. Part one of the plan is complete.
"Lucy kick!"
Natsu flies into the air, far, far away.
Several miles away in Sabertooth's guild hall...
A loud crunching noise echoes through the guild hall as a very green Natsu Dragneel crashes through the roof. Every guild member just stares for a moment, then they attack. Screams can be heard on the streets outside. Let's put it this way, Natsu will not be getting out of there for a very long time.
Ouch, ouch ouch. That was to give all the nalu fans that took my advice and made a voodoo doll some satisfaction. After all, I don't need a bunch of hateful reviews because I expressed my opinion on the pairing of nalu. Sayonara.