Mario hummed merrily as he was heading towards a GameStop located in the bustling Toad City at night. Why? Because he was Super Mario, he could do what he wanted.
Anyway, he went into a GameStop, and got a copy of Call Of Duty. Which copy? Probably Modern Warfare, there was so many Call of Duty games. But to be fair, there's so many Mario games too so it cancels out. Anyway, Mario went back to his house in his red pipe framed kart, riding down Toad's Turnpike as he ended back at Toad Town, going to his house and placing his Call of Duty game into his XBox 360, picking up his X-Box 360 controller as he began playing it, screaming joyfully as he was going through the main game. Suddenly, a few knocks were heard.
"Hey Mario!" It was Toadette, one of Mario's many friends, but this was special as Toadette was closer to Mario than most of the others. Anyway, being the innocent sweet girl she was, Toadette stated, "I'm here because I wanna have a sleepover!"
Mario froze. He didn't know what to do. Whether to continue playing Call Of Duty, or hide it away from Toadette. He then grabbed a keyboard full of sound effects, playing a motorcycle and splashing noises. "I'm taking a big-a dump-a, please go away!"
Toadette giggled in response as she pulled a bazooka out of her butt, blasting the front door down as she skipped into the living room, greeting Mario when she spotted Call of Duty on the television. She gasped as she pointed at it.
"Ooh, what's that?" Toadette sweetly asked as she pointed at the hard cover of the game, which she held in her right hand.
Mario held down his cap as he couldn't think of anything to say. "Errr, uh... it's a special movie. For me and Peach-a."
Rolling her eyes, Toadette snatched a controller and plugged it into the 360, much to Mario's dismay as he tried to pull the controller away, but got responded with a slap. Mario blinked, shaking his head in disbelief as Toadette began playing CoD, with the red capped Italian plumber not knowing what to do of the situation as he watched in disbelief.
Eventually, after clearing through the main game, a smile came across Toadette's face as she pulled a shotgun out from her pink mushroom cap, aiming it at Mario with a smile.
"How about we play a round of Call Of Duty for real?" She remarked while giggling, turning on the gun with a single click.
Mario Plays Call Of Duty
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Mamma mia! Someone help-a me!"
Mario screamed in horror as he ran out of his house, running around at the speed of sound around the house as Toadette followed him, the humanoid mushroom girl firing off small pink mushrooms at Mario, the plumber not realizing that it wasn't bullets. But he was still frightened regardless.
And that was just Toadette.