Author's note: KIDPEDOCESTPREG IS A-OK
There's like seventeen stories combined in this one. This fandom is still amazing, 9 years running. Never change!
Ben 10's Hottest Summer Ever
Chapter 1: What ever, don't matter
Ben Tennnyson jumped off the bus with a huge grin of childish glee on his face.
"FUCK YEAH, SUMMER BREAK! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY COUSIN AND PUT ANOTHER BUN IN HER OVEN!"
And just like that, you knew where this story was going.
The Rustbucket jumped the curb, killing two students as they attempted to cross the street. No one cared because they were black.
The door to the rickety, stinking hunk of metal opened and an even fouler stench wafted out from the vehicle. The stench of old man farts, dried semen and pedophilia.
"Hey, Ben," Grandpa Max belched out drunkenly, swaying even as he held his fortieth beer that morning. 8:00am, to be precise. "Ya ready to fuck yer cousin while I watch, kiddo?"
"I sure am, Grandpa!" Ben gleamed with inexplicable prepubescent virility, as he strode past the bloody bodies and to the RV's door, his miniature 10 year old dick swelling with pride, and the urge to doodle his cousin's diddle. He already had like two kids already. Which is all kinds of HAH AHAHAHAHAH AHHAHA WHAT.
"You read for another summer on the road? Fuckin' yer cousin!While I watch?!"
Grandpa smiled horrifyingly though rotted, yellow teeth.
"I sure am," Ben said.
"HI, DOOFUS!"
Gwen's head appeared from behind one of the seats. She stood up to reveal her lactating nipples which were bleeding milk through her cute little shirt.
"AW TITTYSUCKIN' MOFOS, HELL YEAH, BABY," Ben said. They lurched forward and began making out heavily with tongues as Grandpa Max drooled from afar.
"Hey Ben," Gwen said through her cousin's hot tongue, moaning as her shirt became wetter with delicious milk that she used to feed the babies that she had because Ben impregnated her and now I will use the word "impregnated" like a hundred times to emphasis that point. Impregnated. I'm probably on a list now for going to that website to collect that steaming pile someone in their fifties wrote and decided to label a "story."
"What, Gwen?" Ben asked, desperately trying to keep his 10 year old weiner own even though he just wanted to toss his cousin over the seat and go at her like a boss.
"Remember when we used to be innocent children and you used to be a hero and turn into aliens and save the world from galactic conquerors and crazed military organizations and mad scientists and shit?"
"Not really."
"Yeah, me either."
So Gwen put it out of mind.
"God, I want to give you another baby so much! With my sperm," Ben moaned.
"I totally want you to give me another baby with your sperm!" Gwen moaned back. "Your 10 year old sperm. That is functioning. Sperm!"
"Remember how Dr. Animo almost FALCON PAUNCHED your baby into heaven? That sucked," said Ben.
"Yeah, it did! Let's not remember that incident," Gwen said sadly. "It's too depressing!"
"Hey, I've got a wild idea: let's fuck while Grandpa Max watches!" Ben suggested.
"OK, THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY HOT!" Gwen agreed.
"Wait, I need to get the camcorder," Grandpa Max muttered.
"Hey, Gwen! You're not wearing any pantiiiieeees!" Ben teased once he noted his cousin's commando status as she flung her white Capri pants from her thin 10 year old legs.
"Fuck underwear!" Gwen cried out, smiling dementedly. "I just wanna fuck anything with a manly meat rod right now!"
"MY PENIS IS SIX INCHES LONG," Ben screamed, hands thrown back as Gwen began doing unmentionable, against the content rules, and definitely against human sanity sort of shit to him.
There's no way a 50 year old man wrote this story. And there's no way a 20 year old woman parodied it one evening after a friend sent her it via wee-mail. That is all just an unrelated coincidence. I swear.
"My young titties are too full of milk, Ben. You're going to have to use this breast pump to suck it out, so they don't explode!" Gwen screamed.
"Oh shit!" Ben yelled. "I can't right now, I just saw a car on fire over there!"
He jumped out of the Rustbucket as it zoomed down the highway at unreasonable speeds that were far over the limit. Unfortunately for him he forgot to turn into an alien before doing so, so he rolled the fuck out on the highway and nearly got splattered by incoming cars. He luckily rolled down the embankment and into the grass, and was still alive for some godforsaken reason.
"Well that fucking hurt! But not as much as what this story is doing to the canon!"
He used the Omnitrix and changed into Fartknocker. What? That's one of Ben's alien hero dudes, isn't it? Well fuck if it isn't, that's its name now.
"Hang on a sec," Fartknocker said to the man and women who were trapped within a burning car and screaming for help. He flew above the flaming car and turned his big fat alien butt toward the inferno before grunting with all his insectoid strength. "HUUNNNNNNNG!" And behold, the flames were smothered by a great heaping pile of hot, wet dung.
"Oh, um, thanks alien bug guy!" said the shaken and shit-covered man while holding his dear wife.
"Always remember, don't give blowjobs while riding in a moving vehicle!" said Fartknocker. Then, with a great blast from his gaseous hindquarters, he flew off into the sky.
Ben came back to where Gwen and the fat man were standing, though Mr. dirty old man was lying face down in a puddle of his own puke while grumbling intolerantly.
"Ben, get out of that disgusting, smelly alien form and go back to being cute! I'm so horny, I need rigid cock or I'll explode!" she screamed. "THIS IS HOW WOMEN ARE! IT'S BIOLOGY, PEOPLE!"
"Oh fuck!" Ben yelled. That was all the incentive he needed to transform back into his hot 10 year old self, so he did.
And then they fucked. AGAIN!
This is a good story.