Author's Note: Hey all, This is my first ever South Park Fanfic, so I'm a little nervous about it, but I think this will be fun to write and I hope you all enjoy it, this is just a peek at the story to get an idea.

P.S. I don't own south park, just this story.

Introduction:

The sun broke over the mountains in the small town of South Park, Birds were singing, and the grass was green; under the three feet of snow. The first movement of that morning was a Fatass Nazi kicking at his sheets in anger, knowing it was another week at high school, and being a Monday meant only one thing….the dreaded Gym first period, with the Jew.

Cartman lay in bed for a few moments, deciding on weather to skip school today but soon regretted it when he heard his mothers moans coming from the next room.

Ugh, at it again at this time, fucking whore He thought, trudging out of bed, deciding on school over home today.

After the morning routine of shower and getting ready, Cartman studied himself in his full length mirror that hung next to his door. The baby fat was shed, and now at 17 he looked more buff and solid looking.

The mini Hitler wasn't used to skipping the most important meal of the day; but skipping breakfast was better than staying in the house watching a random jerk come down the stairs with nothing on, Cartman wanted nothing more than to be out of the house before he heard another moan, or heard sex noises from a stranger screwing his crack whore mom.

After all these years, nothing had changed. He still hung out with the same guys, Stan who was now practically married to the Skinny Bitch Wendy, Kenny who was now the schools "man whore" and Kyle was…well Kyle hadn't changed; he was still a Jew and Cartmans main target for abuse in any way the Fatass deemed fit.

Making his way down to the usual hangout at the bus stop he caught up with the Jock, the Jew and the man whore.

"Sup Faggots?" Cartman broke in; walking up to the group he called "Friends"

Kyle grumbled giving a disapproving look, while Stan shot back.

"Correct if I'm wrong fatass, but you haven't been with a girl EVER, so don't be calling us the faggots"

Cartman whipped his attention to Stan; "Oh? What about Jew Boy here!? No girl would want him, or his Jew germs" The Nazi smirked, thinking he had won, hoping Kyle wouldn't defend himself, but hope didn't come his way.

"Don't drag me into this Fatass! Don't undermine my people! …and anyway …I've had Rebecca, So HA!"

A muffled voice was shortly followed by their friend Kenny.

"MmMmM – I've had her too" Kenny sniggered behind his signature orange parka.

"Cha! Only coz you NEED the money off some slut, you whore" Cartman resorted back to blonde male, while Kyle shot a death glare.

The comment earned Cartman a punch from both Kenny and Kyle, while Cartman whined; "ASSHOLES!"

"And to think I have first period with you Jew Rat!" Cartman spat out, rubbing his newly bruised arms.

"I can't wait either…." Kyle hissed, giving his best Bitch-Face yet, and oh god did Cartman get a kick out of seeing it.

Before another insult was thrown, the bus pulled up, and Kyle and Cartman shoved each other inside trying to be the first in, still tossing out insults while Stan rolled his dark orbs, used to seeing his friend's childish ways for years now, and Kenny who was the last to board, without saying a word.

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