WHAT IF RON HAD A SEX CHANGE AND HARRY DIDN'T KNOW!
AT THE FUNERAL HOME
"Oh my gosh it's so sad why did You-know-who have to kill Ron?" Hermione blubered. "It's j-j-ust so tragic!" "It's okay Hermione I-I'm sure he's in a better place." Harry said unconvincibly. "So they never found the body?" a stranger asked. "No er all they found was a er winky." another stranger said uncomforably.
AT VOLDERMORTS SECRET HIDE OUT
"Ugg where am I?" a high voice peeped. "Ha Ha Ha, It is successful Rachel!" a cruel voice croaked. "Rachel?! I'm Ron!" "Go look in the mirror" What Ron saw made him pass out. In the mirror he saw an exact double of Mary Kate Olsen! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! When Ron finnally woke up Voldermore started explaining, "Your winky got cut off when I tried to kill you, so I conducted an experiment. You are now a girl capable of even reproducing!!!!!! HA HA! You will go to Hogwarts and kill Harry! Or I will tell everyone who you really are!!!!!!!"
AT HOGWARTS
"This feels so weird going back without Ron." Harry stated blankly. But his mind fully got off Ron when the most beautiful girl he had ever seen walked into their view. Over the next couple of years Voldermort forgot about his experiment and decided to take over the world instead of being a mad scientist. This left Rachel {Ron} at the school. Over the years she forgot about being a he and with the spell Vold. had put on her she thought she had been a girl all her life. At their graduation Harry proposed, and of course Rachel accepted{they had already had sex several times.} They were married in a huge beautiful church. Vold. started to gain confidence in his first carreer choice as a mad scientist and started to keep an eye on Rachel. He was not happy when he walked in on them{wearing an invisibility cloak} having sex. So he vowed he would get even. Rachel became pregnant and gave birth to a boy whom they named Ron{"It sounds so familiar." Rachel exclaimed} Rachel soon started to have urgages. The weirdest was when she was caught sexualy harassing the 12 year old paper girl. Harrys greatest fear had come true when when he walked in on her and the delivery girl having sex. She was gay! Harry tried to ignore it but after the delivery girl thing became a daily occurance he got fed up. Voldermort had placed a spell on Harry so he would love her no matter what. Vold. had also started a magical sex change buisness. Harry was starting to loose his nerve after having to watch the delivery girl and Rachel to get sexual pleasure. He ran to Voldermort had a sex change, changed his name to Alex and made it a threesome. So everyday they took turns having undieing passionate sex. Alex{Harry} was never happier. Isn't Voldermort bad? Oh and their now screwed up kid joined{Volds. spell too} too and made it a very happy four some!
Okay I know this is really gross but my neighber is have a sex change and I just felt like writing something weird. I am a huge Harry Potter fan and love all the characters. I'm sure J.K.'s characters would never be like this. Feel free to flame.
AT THE FUNERAL HOME
"Oh my gosh it's so sad why did You-know-who have to kill Ron?" Hermione blubered. "It's j-j-ust so tragic!" "It's okay Hermione I-I'm sure he's in a better place." Harry said unconvincibly. "So they never found the body?" a stranger asked. "No er all they found was a er winky." another stranger said uncomforably.
AT VOLDERMORTS SECRET HIDE OUT
"Ugg where am I?" a high voice peeped. "Ha Ha Ha, It is successful Rachel!" a cruel voice croaked. "Rachel?! I'm Ron!" "Go look in the mirror" What Ron saw made him pass out. In the mirror he saw an exact double of Mary Kate Olsen! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! When Ron finnally woke up Voldermore started explaining, "Your winky got cut off when I tried to kill you, so I conducted an experiment. You are now a girl capable of even reproducing!!!!!! HA HA! You will go to Hogwarts and kill Harry! Or I will tell everyone who you really are!!!!!!!"
AT HOGWARTS
"This feels so weird going back without Ron." Harry stated blankly. But his mind fully got off Ron when the most beautiful girl he had ever seen walked into their view. Over the next couple of years Voldermort forgot about his experiment and decided to take over the world instead of being a mad scientist. This left Rachel {Ron} at the school. Over the years she forgot about being a he and with the spell Vold. had put on her she thought she had been a girl all her life. At their graduation Harry proposed, and of course Rachel accepted{they had already had sex several times.} They were married in a huge beautiful church. Vold. started to gain confidence in his first carreer choice as a mad scientist and started to keep an eye on Rachel. He was not happy when he walked in on them{wearing an invisibility cloak} having sex. So he vowed he would get even. Rachel became pregnant and gave birth to a boy whom they named Ron{"It sounds so familiar." Rachel exclaimed} Rachel soon started to have urgages. The weirdest was when she was caught sexualy harassing the 12 year old paper girl. Harrys greatest fear had come true when when he walked in on her and the delivery girl having sex. She was gay! Harry tried to ignore it but after the delivery girl thing became a daily occurance he got fed up. Voldermort had placed a spell on Harry so he would love her no matter what. Vold. had also started a magical sex change buisness. Harry was starting to loose his nerve after having to watch the delivery girl and Rachel to get sexual pleasure. He ran to Voldermort had a sex change, changed his name to Alex and made it a threesome. So everyday they took turns having undieing passionate sex. Alex{Harry} was never happier. Isn't Voldermort bad? Oh and their now screwed up kid joined{Volds. spell too} too and made it a very happy four some!
Okay I know this is really gross but my neighber is have a sex change and I just felt like writing something weird. I am a huge Harry Potter fan and love all the characters. I'm sure J.K.'s characters would never be like this. Feel free to flame.