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Wrong Translation
(One-shot)
Hibari Kyoya was pissed, very, very, very pissed indeed. Why you ask? Because Mukuro Rokudo slapped his butt, literally, and stole his first kiss after he used to Sakura Tree to beat him, once again. Urgh, somebody screw that pineapple now!
The resentment Hibari is feeling is definitely… overflowing, to the point that Tsuna as well as Yamamoto, Gokudera, Ryohei, Kyoko, Chrome and Reborn can feel Hibari's deadly aura, from the rooftop.
Due to his overwhelming annoyance, Hibari orders Kusakabe to translate "I hate you" and "I will bite you to death" in whatever language he wishes to. Kusakabe, after receiving his tasks, hastily completed it in nervousness at Hibari's aura. Hibari takes the paper away from him and leaves. When Hibari is finally out of sight, Kusakabe goes back to the computer only to discover that what he handed over to Hibari was wrong and was the opposite of the meanings Hibari wanted. Kusakabe sweat drops, Hibari won't know. He won't know. And while he doesn't know yet, spending the remaining of his life as if it was his last day on earth would be the best idea.
Hibari hissed as he read the lines, "Tch, feel my hatred Rokudo Mukuro."
When Hibari got to Kokuyo Land, he ripped the paper off and threw it like the cool guy he is. He went to where Mukuro usually was hanging around. When it was confirmed that the pineapple fanatic was there, Hibari welcomes himself and in a deadly tone he calls out, "Mukuro Rokudo."
Mukuro turns to where the voice came from. Oh my, oh my~. Did Hibari realize that he loves him too and has came to kiss him back~? Mukuro decided to just turn to the skylark and welcome him, "Oya, why are you here Kyoya-kun? Could it be you want me too?"
Hibari 'tch'ed, "In your dreams you hooker, I came here to say, 'Iniibig kita at gusto kitang kainin nang parang ito na ang huling beses ng buhay ko.'" (I am in love with you, and I want to eat you as if I were to die.) Hibari proudly spoke.
Mukuro gasped, he knows that language and knows very well what that means… too well…
Because of what Hibari said, Mukuro stood up from his couch, he walked closer to Hibari.
Hibari shifted to his fighting stance, boy was he waiting to get his revenge! But rather hearing Mukuro's trident clash onto his tonfas and hear Mukuro say 'That's such a waste~', he heard Mukuro whisper, "Hibari Kyoya, you are the hottest person in the world. I offer you my body. I sell you my soul for free. You can have my heart too. Eat me now."
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'What exactly did I just say?'
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.The End.
Sorry if it sucked…. I just had to write that or else I might have died. Anyway, this was inspired by a Gakuen Alice fanfic. Hehe. Thank you for readin'. Sorry for the OOCness and errors… The language I used is 'Filipino' by the way.