A super oneshot based off a tumblr prompt I had. Enjoy!
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Shopping With the Saviour
"Emma, would you please be careful?" Regina pleaded, looking on in irritation (no, she was not worried) as the blonde nearly took out another shelf with the cart that had, for some unknown reason, become her new riding toy.
"I'm fine, Regina." she said. "You really need to relax and live a little."
"That's exactly what I plan to keep doing; live. You on the other hand are going to get yourself killed if you keep up your childish antics."
"Don't be ridic-Yikes!"
Regina heard the screech a split second before she saw oranges tumble to the floor and roll in all directions.
"Emma! Are you all right?" she asked, rushing over to where the younger woman had fallen.
"Uh, yeah, I think so." The blonde looked up at her with a cheeky grin. "Man, who knew grocery shopping could be so dangerous."
"You're an idiot." Regina huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. "And just look at this mess."
"Ah, don't worry about it. I'll just..." Emma trailed off as she waved her hands causing the oranges and display rack to return to their previous position. "Tada!"
"Well done." Regina rolled her eyes. "Now, can we get on with our shopping? I would like to get out of here before you cause any damage."
"What are they gonna do, arrest me?"
"I might."
"Ah, you're no fun." Emma complained.
"On the contrary. I can be a lot of fun...under the right circumstances. Perhaps if we hurry, we can arrive home in enough time that I can show you before Henry gets out of school." Regina licked her lips, smirking when Emma's jaw dropped. "Are you coming, my dear?"
"Oh, yeah." Emma's voice was almost a groan as she scrambled to stand.
Regina's eyes glinted with wickedness as she turned to continue the errand, knowing full-well that Emma's eyes were glued to her ass. Oh yes, she was going to show the Saviour just how much fun she could be.
The End