Punk Rawk Show!!!
By: Natas
Rated:
PG for some stuff and other stuff.Summary:
PWP? This is just stuff, much like my other stuff.Archive:
Sure, why not?Notes:
Like I said, this is a PWP? Not porn, but just plain, out-and-out wackiness! (Anarchy baby, YEAH!)Feedback:
Well, *DUH* Of course I want some, just not meaniness!~ ~
means telepathic message(* *)
Means actions._-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Professor X: ~X-Men, come and meet me in the rec. room~
Cyclops: Right away, Professor!
Jean Grey: ~On the way!~
Wolverine: Whatever, Bub.
Jubilee: YEAH! WOO HOO! REC. ROOM HERE I COME!
Iceman: I'll be there.
Huey: Be -
Dewy: - Right -
Louie: - There!
Professor X: Glad to see you all here!
Cyclops: Glad to be here.
Jean Grey: ~I like chicken... I wonder if that's what we're having tonight?~
Professor: No.
Everyone else: No what?
Jean: Shad up and listen to the professor!
Professor: Why are you all in my room?
Iceman: Actually, this is my room. Well, it used to be but then-
Gambit: Shad up, homie G!
Rogue: Oui!
Professor: This is what I'm talking about.
Jubilee: You weren't talking though.
Professor: Where's my hairpiece?
Multiple Man 1: Over -
MM 2: - There -
MM 3: - Professor!
Beast: Rubber ducky, you're the one...
Wolverine: What is WRONG with everyone?
Professor (now wearing a purple and punk hairpiece): We have to go undercover.
Iceman: I wonder if there'll be any music where we're going?
Jubilee: I wonder what I have to wear??
Cyclops (now in tight leather pants and a shiny shirt): Come on dudes! We gotta get going! We have to be in Seattle in two minutes so that we can be on stage!
(~*One and a half minutes later*~)
Jean: What am I playing again?
Professor: You're lead vocals.
Jean: What's vocals?
Jubilee: Just scream a lot, they'll love it.
Cyclops: And I play a fish?
Iceman: NO! Bass, the four stringed guitar!
Cyclops: So where's the hole?
Morph: I love just popping up here and there!
Wolverine: MORPH!!! I NEVER TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU!!!!
Morph: Yeah you did. Every time I see you, you do.
Wolverine: MORPH!!! I NEVER TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU!!!
Jubilee: What about me?
Wolverine: You didn't know? Kitty loves you.
Jubilee: Kitty?
Professor: We're late!
Cyclops: For what? We solved the case already.
Beast (decked out in a trench coat and magnifying glass): I AM the master sleuth you know?
Professor: Well, what will we do then?
Gambit: I don'na know, mate. But I don't feel very bloody well!
Rogue: Hail Mary, full of grace. Mother of God-
Jubilee: What's wrong with her?
Magneto: I think she's turned catholic?
Sabertooth: ROAWR!!!!
Sabretooth: Who's he?
Sabertooth: I'm you, just the one with the misspelled name.
Toad: I'm green!!
Professor: Where'd all these bad guys come from?
Wolverine: SABRETOOTH!! I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU!!!
Sabretooth: What?
Sabertooth: Oh, he's talking to me.
Sabretooth: But he distinctly said MY name!
Sabertooth: But he meant ME!
(*Sabretooth and Sabertooth get into a cat fight.*)
Professor: WOO! GO SABERTOOTH!
Wolverine: PROFESSOR! I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU!!!
Professor: You just did.
Wolverine: Oh, okay then. (*walks away*)
Iceman: What do we do now?
Jubilee: Same thing we do EVERY time this happens!
Iceman: Try to take over the world?
Jubilee: No, RUN!!!
(*Everyone runs away*)