My name is Cassie. I can't tell you my last name because blah blah blah... Whatever, we're doomed anyway. So my real name is actually Tiffany Rainbow and I am in fact a blonde cheerleader from Arizona. Anyway me and my friends can morph to all kinds of silly animals like wolves, flies and poop. No not really, we can't morph into poop. That could be kinda cool tough... Wonder if poop has DNA? I never really listened in biology classes... I'm gonna try that sometime!
Yeah so anyway I and my pal Rachel (her name is actually G. R. R. D. G. Jackson but it's easier to call her Rachel, she never told us what the initials stand for) were hanging at the mall one day when suddenly we heard a huge RRRRRRRRAAAAA and EEEEEEEEK and OMGMY HAIR!! So we of course ran towards the noice and started to morph into really big animals so that we would be able to fight. Rachel stumbled when her hands transformed into elephant legs but I am a natural shapeshifter so I had already tried several morphs and had settled to the wolf morph because for some reason it had'n figured to me that I could get a bigger and more dangerous morph.
Of course people around us noticed that two regular highschoolers became animals in front of their eyes, and couple of them yelled ANDALITES!! (kinda stupid tough, we weren't andalites nor were we morphing back to our andalite bodies so you'd think they'd figured the truth at some point but no) so naturally we had to kill all the eyewitnessers but what's a few sacrifaces when we were saving the world?
When we arrived at the source of the voices (even Rachel had finished her morphing at this point) we found two boys laughing hysterically and one boy crying and screaming and swearing on the top of his lungs. Naturally you already figured that these were "Jake" "Marco" and Ax (that actually is his real name, we couldn't come up with any fake andalite names). Marco was the one crying. Ax and Jake had cut off his hair from the middle so that his long curly hair looked like a clown wig. We started laughing too but Rachel's laughing sounded like this: HRRUOOOOHRRR because she was still an elephant. I of course had transformed back into a girl once we had seen Marco because I wanted to laugh at him. I guess that's why Ax was in his human form too.
Jake told us we shouldn't kill innocent bypassers but I gave him the puppy-eyes so he melted into hot wax and we had to collect him into a bucket and carry him home, put the wax into a Jake-mould, freeze him in our freezer for two hours and then he was back to human. But we had to do that every time I gave him the puppy-eyes so we all were used to it.
After that "Tobias the mouse murderer" came in (that's what I call him). And he told us something HUGE about the forest and yeerks and Visser 3 and other stuff he always tells us so we started thinking what to do, but at that point I kinda lost intrest and started snoring so I really can't tell you anything about it even if I wanted.