Summary; These are a bunch of one shots from all 7 Harry Potter stories. Very Funny; Very Random. I will tell you where the part is in the book from each one shot.
All of the ones shots are based off something from the book.
I'll put the page number and book number in the begining of each chapter.

On page 105 in Harry Potter 3... Ron's like "You need to have you inner eye checked" So I thought I'd make something of it.
This is from my other story but this is the way I wanted it; as a oneshot.
But I've turned "Potter's InnerEye Problem" into a story.
So this is the oneshot.
Some people might have read this one already; So skip to chapter two unless you've read the first chapter of "The Tart" Then go to chapter three.

Harry's POV

"Right, You've got a crooked sort of cross..." I said, looking at Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'-sorry about that-but there's a thing that could be the sun...hang on...that means 'great happiness'...so you're goin gto suffer but be very happy..."
"You need your Inner Eye tested if you ask me," Said Ron.
He stiffled his laugher... But I was thinking...

--Time trip to Christmas Break!!

"You're not staying at Hogwarts this Christmas??" Ron asked.
"Nope. I've gotta go home and do something" I said.

--At the Dursley's.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Uncle Vernon screamed at me.
"Well... While I was at school... I realized I needed my eye checked." I said. "So I need to visit the eye docter people! Which means you need to take me or I'll blow up Dudley!"
"OK! OK! FINE!" He screamed.
He went to the phone and made an appointment...

--At the Eye Docter Place.
"Ok. What can we do today?" The Eye Docter asked.
"I need my Inner Eye checked!" I said.
"What?"
"My Inner Eye. My friend Ron said I needed it checked... So I thought I should be safe and have it checked! You know?"
"Right... And where's this 'Inner Eye'?" She asked.
"Right here!" I pointed to it.
"Ok..."

--Back at Hogwarts.
"Why is your scar wearing glasses?" Hermione asked me.
"Ron said I needed my Inner Eye checked!"
She stared at me and Ron walked over.
"Hey! You got you Inner Eye checked!"